P-Chan: Hey Becky!
*knock knock knock*
P-Chan: Hey Becky!
*knock knock knock*
P-Chan: Hey Becky!
*knock knock knock*
P-Chan: Hey Beck-
The door into Becky's dressing room soon flung open, and towering over the tiny panda stood a tall, well-dressed man sporting a pair of shades and an ear-piece hanging from one ear. The man looked from left to right, only noticing P-Chan standing before him when the latter cleared his throat.<p>
Security: Can I help you?
P-Chan: I dunno, can you help me? I was looking for Becky Lynch, and wondered if she could sign this autograph for me before her match against Tam tonight!
The nameless man snatched the Becky Lynch poster from P-Chan's hands, quickly glancing over it with a snicker before ripping it in half and tossing it back to him.
Security: Miss Lynch is busy at this time and does NOT wish to be disturbed with petty requests, so take your little poster and hit the road, short stuff.
Before another word could even leave P-Chan's mouth, the man retreated back into the room and slammed the door shut behind him.
P-Chan: Hey! You can't do that! Do you have any idea who I am!? I'm the producer of the EBWF Women's Champion! Get back out here so I can give you the 1-2 Kungfu Panda special!
Once more the door swung open, revealing the same man standing in the entryway with his arms folded at his chest as he sneered down towards P-Chan.
P-Chan: Uhhh... who said that!? Definitely wasn't me! I, uhh, I think he went this way! Cya!
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Standing by with the EBWF Women's Championship wrapped around her waist, Tam Nakano embraces the cameras with a charming grin.
Tam Nakano: Kon'nichiwa EBWF Universe! Last week I-
Before Tam could continue, the rantings and ravings of an irate P-Chan quickly grew louder and louder as he burst into the scene.
P-Chan: Who does that oaf think he is!? And who does Becky think she is to dismiss me like that!? Why I oughta...
Tam Nakano: Woah, woah, woah, P-Chan. Slown down! What's the matter?
P-Chan: Oh you'll never guess what happened. All I wanted was a signed autograph from Becky Lynch! I mean, it's not everyday that the EBWF is graced with the presence of a supposedly accomplished actress! But instead? She sent out her little security guard to come and shoo me away! Wrong move, wise guy! I gave him a good right hook and dropped him in an instant, then I hit him with an elbow drop to really send home the message. Nobody pushes around Producer P-Chan and gets away with it, ya' hear me!?
Tam Nakano: You got into a fight with Becky's security!? How am I gonna explain this to her? I have a match against her later tonight!
P-Chan: Listen, the guy had it coming, alright? He ripped up my poster and threw it straight in my face! What was I supposed to do? Thank him? I bet he and Becky are laughing about the whole thing as we speak.
Tam Nakano: Wow, I thought Becky was different. I guess what they say is true. One minute you're starring in a low-budget movie based on a long-forgotten video game, and the next minute you're walking around like you own the place! Clearly the time spent in Hollywood has gotten to Becky's head, and now she thinks she's high and mighty.
P-Chan: Too right it has! And as the EBWF Women's Champion, you're not about to stand for this disrespect, are you? Clearly the first time you beat that blockbuster bimbo into submission wasn't enough, and now she's back for more!
Tam Nakano: Don't worry, P-Chan. Becky will pay for humiliating you like that. I promise.
As quickly as he came, P-Chan scurried off and disappeared out of shot, leaving Tam alone with the camera crew.
Tam Nakano: Well, Becky? I was about to wish you luck and say how excited I am to get back in the ring with you tonight, but after the way P-Chan was treated? The only thing I'm about to do is beat you for a second time. You might be the main star behind the cameras, Becky, but out there inside that ring? I'm the main attraction, and I have the gold sitting right here to prove it.
Tam taps the EBWF Women's Championship lightly, glancing down at her title.
Tam Nakano: The gold that, as far as I'm aware, has been on your radar for quite a while now. Beating me tonight would surely catapult you into #1 contendership, but you and I both know that won't happen, don't we? I mean, there's a reason you traded in your wrestling boots for the silver screen, because you know that standing behind the camera and reading off of a script is a hell of a lot easier than representing an entire division as the EBWF Women's Champion. So guess what, Becky "The Rock" Lynchson? Tonight there will be no second takes. There will be no rehearsals. If you aren't a box office hit from the moment that bell rings? Then you'll be exiting stage left faster than you can say "CUT!". Now that's a wrap.
Tam mimicked a clapperboard, clapping her hands together before drifting out of shot as the scene came to a close.