Rated R Slapnuts

[A.J]

Scene 1
The scene opens in a room where we see the Coalition logo on the wall,we also see Jeff Jarrett sitting in a chair wearing a pink button up shirt and white pants.

Jeff Jarrett:The King Of The Ring a tournament that only happens once a year,a tournament to decide a number one contender for the EBWF World heavyweight championship.As the King Of The Mountain it makes sense that I be the one to win this tournament,but there are many obstacles in my way the first being the Rated R Slapnuts himself Edge.

Jarrett smiled.

Jeff Jarrett:Edge you and i have had some battles in the past in fact let's take a trip back to 1999 shall we. At that time we were both in the WWF,I was the Intercontinental champion and you had only been there for a year. One night in Canada I defended the title against you.

Fan-cam footage began to play of the match.

Jeff Jarrett:On that night in your home country you beat me to win your first singles title on the big stage. It must have been one of the greatest nights of your career,but wouldn't be the end because the next night on PPV you would make your first title defense against me.

The footage switched to fan-cam footage of the PPV match(because copyright is a bitch).

Jeff Jarrett:On that night I defeated you to regain the title ending your reign at only one day.

The footage ended and we cut back to Jarrett sitting in the chair.

Jeff Jarrett:After that night we went down different roads and haven't had a match since. Edge went on to have a successful career,you and Christian Cage became one of the best tag teams in the business and you two were even part of a group here in EBWF but along the way things changed didn't they Edge.

Jarrett got a look of disgust.

Jeff Jarrett:Along the way you started hanging out with Randy Orton Mr I married the bosses sister to stay ahead and you also started hanging out with Trish Stratus. During that time you abandoned your good friend Christian Cage didn't you, you abandoned him like a stray puppy in favor of a woman who would abandon you the first chance she got.

Jarrett smirked.

Jeff Jarrett:I don't know Trish that well Edge but I have friends that do and I think you know who they are,but from what I've been told well to borrow a phrase from Jim Ross she is a jezabel.

Jarrett chuckled.

Jeff Jarrett:Edge this Monday night you will step into the ring with the King Of The Mountain and you will fall just like last time. Edge you think this tournament will be your ticket to a second title match with Randy Orton but unfortunately you won't make it past the first round. Edge you can talk all you want about how your the Rated R Superstar and you can talk about all your achievements but it won't matter because you will go down like all the rest Slapnuts.

Jarrett smiled.

Jeff Jarrett:Edge at one time I respected you but has all been thrown away. You are an obstacle in my way,you have become a rabid dog and this Monday night I will have to put you down.



Scene 2

The scene opens in the Coalitions locker room where we see Jeff Jarrett in his ring gear preparing for his match with Edge when the door opens and Alexa Bliss walks in the room.

Alexa Bliss:Are you ready for your match?

Jarrett smiled.

Jeff Jarrett:I'm more than ready tonight I will take Edge out of the tournament and show him that I am still better than him.

Alexa Bliss:From I heard you apparently struck a nerve with your comments about him and Trish Stratus.

Jarrett chuckled.

Jeff Jarrett: I just told the truth and sometimes the truth hurts.

Alexa smirked.

Alexa Bliss:Ain't that the truth. now you know if anything goes wrong we have your back.

Jarrett smiled.

Jeff Jarrett:Yep and tonight I will beat Rated R Slapnuts and crush his dreams of becoming King Of The Ring. Edge says he's not concerned about me well that will be his downfall and his dream of facing Bray Wyatt in the finals will be dashed by the King Of The Mountain.

Jarrett chuckled.

Jeff Jarrett:After Edge will go down tonight,he will need some Stratusfaction to cope.

Jarrett paused.

Jeff Jarrett:Actually I don't think that's a possibility anymore.

Alexa Bliss:Was that ever a possibility?

Jarrett smiled.

Jeff Jarrett:I would say no. Tonight Edges dream will turn into a nightmare courtesy of the King Of The Mountain.