Really?
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:30 pm
Jim Ross:...and it looks like after an afternoon full of technicalities, we are finally on the air as we are in the middle of a match between to local Oklahoma boys, both slugging it out in a try out match for the EBWF.
Michael Cole:And he goes down hard!! What a maneuver. Running bulldog off the ring apron to the floor below! These guys are killing each other to try and win a contract.
Jim Ross: It's been a hell of a ride for the both of our combatants in the ring. Fans, im being told that as soon as the match is over, we are going to be joined by Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Scott Hall. Those 2 men will be competing tongight in Tag Team action, but before that, we've got a hell of a match on our hands. It looks like he's setting his opponent up for a top rope superplex...OH MY!!!!!Both men go crashing down to the canvas.
Cole:These guys are going to hell and back trying to secure a place on our roster of elite talent. Never before have we...
Jim Ross:You have got to be kidding....he is back up to his feet, crawling to the corner...
Cole:It looks as if he is going back up top....slowly but surely he is climbing the turnbuckle pads, trying to get to the top. These men are leaving everything in the ring tonight in hopes for a contract.
Ross:You're right about that. These men are shedding their blood, sweat, and tears in hopes of....WHAT IS THIS!!!
*Scott Hall springs down to the ring and shoves the first man off of the top turnbuckle and onto the floor. The referee swings his arms towards the time keeper to signal for the bell. Casually, Scott Hall walks into the ring as if nothing happened. The other opponent is still in the ring, just getting to his hands and knees. He doesn't realize his match, and a shot at a EBWF contract is over*
*Scott Hall walks to the corner and grabs a mic. He can't get a single word out. The crowd shows their dislike for Hall by errupting in a chorus of you suck chants. Hall lookls amushed as he walks to the ropes. He leans over with the mic to his ear*
Scott Hall:Really?.....REALLY???
Voice:Really!!
*Scott Hall looks around, as if he doesn't know where the voice is comming from. He looks to the rafters*
Hall:Really?
Voice:REALLY!!!
*Hall looks to the entrance ramp*
Hall:Oh really?
Voice:Let me tell you something brother...REALLY!!!!
*Hogan makes his way to the ring through the entrance way. The crowd boo's loudly as Hogan already has a mic in hand*
Hogan:Come on dudes, really? REALLY??
Hall:No Really! I heard it, Really!
Hogan: Really?
*Hogan contines his slow walk to the ring. Both men dressed in their wrestling attire, seemingly ready for a fight. But so far all they have done is traded the word really around, clearly at the expense of The Miz*
Hall: Look man, REALLY!!
Hogan: Oh I get it...no really...I really get it!
*Hogan walks into the ring via steel steps and goes face to face with Scott Hall*
Hogan:But I just got one question brother..
Hall:Whats that big man?
Hogan: Really?
Hall:Really what?
Hogan: No really....
Hall:Really?
*The fans start to boo. The whole really charade has gone on long enough*
Hogan:You all need to shutup!!
Hall:Yea...really!
*Hogan looks at Hall, shaking his head and Halls throws his arms up as if he didn't know what to do*
Hogan: Don't be upset dudes! I'm sure these 2 losers will be back next week to put you all back to sleep while trying to win a contract. But me and Scott Hall, we got more important matters brother. Nobody in the EBWF is taking Hollywood as seriously as they need to be...
Hall:Really?
Hogan:Really! I'm talking about a few select individuals. Alot of people don't want us here. They don't want Hollywood around because he isn't preaching his vitamins and drinking his milk. There's alot of bark about Hollywood, but not alot of bite. My offer still stands! If anyone of guys in the back want to truly put your money where your mouth is, my challenge still stands. Fanniversary I am extending an open challenge to anyone in the back. You want me gone before I get started, show up to Fanniversary and show that you can get the job done. Me and Mr. Hall will be there, sitting in the dressing room, sipping champagne and watching the normal crap the EBWF puts on in the ring. When I see someone get the balls to come out to the ring, and call out Hollywood, then trust me brother, I'll be out there so fast it'l make your head spin. And I don't see why more people aren't clawing at the opportunity. Because after Monday night, my open challenge at Faniversary will not only be the biggest match of anyones career that wants to make a name for themself. But after Monday, I will be putting my newly won Intercontinental Championship on the line...
Hall:Really?
*Scott Hall scratches his dead, with a confused look on his face*
Hogan:Yea really!
Hall:Really?
Hogan:Really!
*Hall goes to talk but drops the mic on the ground*
Hogan:Really?
*Hall looks at Hogan, replies back with yet another really. Hogan puts the mic to his side as he goes back and forth with a few more reallys as the crowd eats it up. Hall grabs his mic*
Hall:Ya know what I heard Hollywood. I heard this guy, the one that golds the IC belt is a reall tough customer pal.
Hogan:Really?
Hall: Really! And he's like super famous!
Hogan: Oh really?
Hall:*chuckles* Yeah man, I mean really famous! He was on this show on, VHI, or was it MTV?
Hogan: The only show I've ever seen played on VHS is Hogan Knows Best, now available on DVD!
Hall:Really?
Hogan:Really! But lets cut the crap. I know who The Miz is. And Mike, I want you to listen up and listen up good. I know you're getting cozy with that belt, and like I said before, I don't even really want it. But the problem is, there can be only 1. You wanna be known as the most must see champion in sports entertainment. You seem to be missing a few steps. You've had a few big battles in the past with the likes of Cena and The Rock, but you have never stepped into the ring with a legend, brother. When you were playing with all your wanna be reality TV star buddies in the ring on Tough Enough, I was having legendary matches with Shawn Michaels, battling Randy Orton, and even getting one of these....
*Hogan puts his hand up to the camera, and displays his WWE Hall of Fame Ring*
Hogan: This right here brother, is the real proof of who the most must see superstar in history really is. This is the Proof that I am the man, I am the icon, and I am the greatest professional wrestler in the business today brother. Guys that have held that Intercontinental championship belt are also guys who can share some of the same accolades as Hollywood. You got Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, and even my friend to my right, Scott Hall. All these guys have proven time and time again that they have what it takes, and that they are truly must see. You got a long way to go brother before you can be held in the same regard as us brother. Monday night, on Warfare, infront of the Millions of people watching around the world, Hollywood is gonna step in that ring and truly make you famous brother. For the first time ever, people are going to have a reason to turn on the TV and see The Miz. They are going to watch one of the biggest icons ever dropping the leg on The Miz, 1..2..3, and becomming the new IC champion. But it doesn't stop there. After I take your championship, I am going on to Fanniversary and I will defend it against anyone that thinks they got the guts to step into the ring with Hollywood and the 24" pythons brother!
*Hogan, putting his left arm to his hip, flexes his right arm for the camera*
Hogan: You see this Miz? This is what a man looks like brother. This is what power looks like. And these arms are why Hollywood will always hold the power, dude!
*The crowd starts booing as Hall takes his turn. The fans are a little more welcome to Scott Hall on the microphone as a few cheers can be heard*
Scott Hall:Now i'm getting word that we've been out here a little too long. That we've taking up too much tv time. Well ya know what I say about that? I say...that me, and Hollywood, I say that we're gonna do whatever we want, whenever we want. If we wanna come out here and stop a match in progress, like a match between these 2 goofs, then we're gonna do it. If Hollywood says he's gonna walk into Warfare and take the IC title from The Miz, then he's gonna do it. And if Shane Douglas says he's gonna kick my ass in the middle of this ring then...oh wait...
Hogan:Whats wrong brother?
Hall:Well...I guess we don't have to worry about Douglas, I mean, he's not even that good! Hell, I beat the man in 11 minutes. The Franchise? Please chico, don't make me laugh. You got alot of spirit, but you can't beat me, and you know it! This match we got here on Monday, it ain't nothin for you to get all excited about. Ya see, unlike The Miz, you don't have anything to lose. You don't have any titles, which is a good thing. Because if ya did, you'd have to worry about loosing them. And seeing as you're not that good, you don't have to worry about ever winning one. The only thing you need to worry about is your girlfriend, Francine. She sure is pretty...
Hogan: She's smokin brother!
Hall: Yea she sure is....wouldn't want anything to happen to that pretty little thing. Her comming to the ring with you is the only reason I would watch one of your matches. As a matter of fact, Francine, how would you like to know what it's like to be with a real man!
*The crowd gasps. Hall is really pushing some buttons here*
Hall: what do ya say? Me, you, my dressing room, a bottle of champagne, and we can take things from their. Dump this ECW reject, and come find out what its like to be with a real man!
Hogan:Hogan speaking of ECW rejects...did you see Rhyno earlier?
Hall: Oh yea yea yea!!! Ain't he and Mr. Christian Cage going to be at Warfare? Apparently they think they got a shot at the title.
Hogan: Ya know what brother, they can try all they want, but the only way anybody is leaving that arena with the IC title, is if their name is Hollywood Hulk Hogan brother!
Hall: I'll yell ya what Hulkster..
Hogan: What's that?
Hall: I am officially announcing that I will compete in the IC gauntlet match on Monday?
Hogan: Really?
Hall:Really.
Hogan:Really?
Hall:Yea, really!
Hogan: No, really?
Hall:Jesus christ REALLY!!
Hogan: It's all good brother, I don't care which one of us walks out with the strap, as long as its not Rhyno!
Hall:Who?
Hogan: My point exactly! Now i'm not gonan dare come out here, and run down every single talent that was something to say about Hollywood. As a matter of fact, I like Rhyno and Edge?
*Scott Hall leans over and whispers to Hogan. after a few moments, Hogan gets an embarrassed look on his face. Hogan then whispers to Scott Hall and they both start laughing*
Hall:Yea, thats what she said..
*Hogan and Hall do the wolfpac sign as Hogan speaks*
Hogan: Excuse me, Rhyno and Christian! Ya know, I wanna wish you guys good luck on Monday. And for the sake of The Miz, I hope you guys win. Because by the time Hollywood gets in the ring, The Miz is gonna be exhausted. And Miz, brother, you're gonna need your energy brother when you go toe to toe with Hollywood..
Hall:..and me!
Hogan: And with my good friend Scott Hall. He's one that is all to familar with that belt. I'm sure he wouldn't mind feeling it around his waist one more time..
Hall:Not as much as I'd love feeling Francines waist...
*Both men start laughing in the ring. The crowd even got a few laughs at the expense of Francine. Jim Ross decides to chime in*
Jim Ross: These guys sure are cocky. I hope the Miz puts Hogan in his place come Monday Night, and for the love of god, Shane Douglas if you're listening, please find a way to shut up Scott Hall.
Michael Cole: Oh come on JR....these guys aren't cocky, their confident. And Monday, after Hollywood wins the IC title, and Scott Hall beats Douglas, maybe they will let me manage them! Team Cole Mine!!
Jim Ross: Good Grief. Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to a commerical break, and when we get back, Team Hogan and Hall will battle two local indy stars in tag team action, you won't wanna miss this!
*Before the camera fades to black for a commercial, Hogan and Hall are seen posing in the ring. Fans start to fill the ring with debris and garbage as we go to a commercial promoting EBWF Fanniversary*
Michael Cole:And he goes down hard!! What a maneuver. Running bulldog off the ring apron to the floor below! These guys are killing each other to try and win a contract.
Jim Ross: It's been a hell of a ride for the both of our combatants in the ring. Fans, im being told that as soon as the match is over, we are going to be joined by Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Scott Hall. Those 2 men will be competing tongight in Tag Team action, but before that, we've got a hell of a match on our hands. It looks like he's setting his opponent up for a top rope superplex...OH MY!!!!!Both men go crashing down to the canvas.
Cole:These guys are going to hell and back trying to secure a place on our roster of elite talent. Never before have we...
Jim Ross:You have got to be kidding....he is back up to his feet, crawling to the corner...
Cole:It looks as if he is going back up top....slowly but surely he is climbing the turnbuckle pads, trying to get to the top. These men are leaving everything in the ring tonight in hopes for a contract.
Ross:You're right about that. These men are shedding their blood, sweat, and tears in hopes of....WHAT IS THIS!!!
*Scott Hall springs down to the ring and shoves the first man off of the top turnbuckle and onto the floor. The referee swings his arms towards the time keeper to signal for the bell. Casually, Scott Hall walks into the ring as if nothing happened. The other opponent is still in the ring, just getting to his hands and knees. He doesn't realize his match, and a shot at a EBWF contract is over*
*Scott Hall walks to the corner and grabs a mic. He can't get a single word out. The crowd shows their dislike for Hall by errupting in a chorus of you suck chants. Hall lookls amushed as he walks to the ropes. He leans over with the mic to his ear*
Scott Hall:Really?.....REALLY???
Voice:Really!!
*Scott Hall looks around, as if he doesn't know where the voice is comming from. He looks to the rafters*
Hall:Really?
Voice:REALLY!!!
*Hall looks to the entrance ramp*
Hall:Oh really?
Voice:Let me tell you something brother...REALLY!!!!
*Hogan makes his way to the ring through the entrance way. The crowd boo's loudly as Hogan already has a mic in hand*
Hogan:Come on dudes, really? REALLY??
Hall:No Really! I heard it, Really!
Hogan: Really?
*Hogan contines his slow walk to the ring. Both men dressed in their wrestling attire, seemingly ready for a fight. But so far all they have done is traded the word really around, clearly at the expense of The Miz*
Hall: Look man, REALLY!!
Hogan: Oh I get it...no really...I really get it!
*Hogan walks into the ring via steel steps and goes face to face with Scott Hall*
Hogan:But I just got one question brother..
Hall:Whats that big man?
Hogan: Really?
Hall:Really what?
Hogan: No really....
Hall:Really?
*The fans start to boo. The whole really charade has gone on long enough*
Hogan:You all need to shutup!!
Hall:Yea...really!
*Hogan looks at Hall, shaking his head and Halls throws his arms up as if he didn't know what to do*
Hogan: Don't be upset dudes! I'm sure these 2 losers will be back next week to put you all back to sleep while trying to win a contract. But me and Scott Hall, we got more important matters brother. Nobody in the EBWF is taking Hollywood as seriously as they need to be...
Hall:Really?
Hogan:Really! I'm talking about a few select individuals. Alot of people don't want us here. They don't want Hollywood around because he isn't preaching his vitamins and drinking his milk. There's alot of bark about Hollywood, but not alot of bite. My offer still stands! If anyone of guys in the back want to truly put your money where your mouth is, my challenge still stands. Fanniversary I am extending an open challenge to anyone in the back. You want me gone before I get started, show up to Fanniversary and show that you can get the job done. Me and Mr. Hall will be there, sitting in the dressing room, sipping champagne and watching the normal crap the EBWF puts on in the ring. When I see someone get the balls to come out to the ring, and call out Hollywood, then trust me brother, I'll be out there so fast it'l make your head spin. And I don't see why more people aren't clawing at the opportunity. Because after Monday night, my open challenge at Faniversary will not only be the biggest match of anyones career that wants to make a name for themself. But after Monday, I will be putting my newly won Intercontinental Championship on the line...
Hall:Really?
*Scott Hall scratches his dead, with a confused look on his face*
Hogan:Yea really!
Hall:Really?
Hogan:Really!
*Hall goes to talk but drops the mic on the ground*
Hogan:Really?
*Hall looks at Hogan, replies back with yet another really. Hogan puts the mic to his side as he goes back and forth with a few more reallys as the crowd eats it up. Hall grabs his mic*
Hall:Ya know what I heard Hollywood. I heard this guy, the one that golds the IC belt is a reall tough customer pal.
Hogan:Really?
Hall: Really! And he's like super famous!
Hogan: Oh really?
Hall:*chuckles* Yeah man, I mean really famous! He was on this show on, VHI, or was it MTV?
Hogan: The only show I've ever seen played on VHS is Hogan Knows Best, now available on DVD!
Hall:Really?
Hogan:Really! But lets cut the crap. I know who The Miz is. And Mike, I want you to listen up and listen up good. I know you're getting cozy with that belt, and like I said before, I don't even really want it. But the problem is, there can be only 1. You wanna be known as the most must see champion in sports entertainment. You seem to be missing a few steps. You've had a few big battles in the past with the likes of Cena and The Rock, but you have never stepped into the ring with a legend, brother. When you were playing with all your wanna be reality TV star buddies in the ring on Tough Enough, I was having legendary matches with Shawn Michaels, battling Randy Orton, and even getting one of these....
*Hogan puts his hand up to the camera, and displays his WWE Hall of Fame Ring*
Hogan: This right here brother, is the real proof of who the most must see superstar in history really is. This is the Proof that I am the man, I am the icon, and I am the greatest professional wrestler in the business today brother. Guys that have held that Intercontinental championship belt are also guys who can share some of the same accolades as Hollywood. You got Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, and even my friend to my right, Scott Hall. All these guys have proven time and time again that they have what it takes, and that they are truly must see. You got a long way to go brother before you can be held in the same regard as us brother. Monday night, on Warfare, infront of the Millions of people watching around the world, Hollywood is gonna step in that ring and truly make you famous brother. For the first time ever, people are going to have a reason to turn on the TV and see The Miz. They are going to watch one of the biggest icons ever dropping the leg on The Miz, 1..2..3, and becomming the new IC champion. But it doesn't stop there. After I take your championship, I am going on to Fanniversary and I will defend it against anyone that thinks they got the guts to step into the ring with Hollywood and the 24" pythons brother!
*Hogan, putting his left arm to his hip, flexes his right arm for the camera*
Hogan: You see this Miz? This is what a man looks like brother. This is what power looks like. And these arms are why Hollywood will always hold the power, dude!
*The crowd starts booing as Hall takes his turn. The fans are a little more welcome to Scott Hall on the microphone as a few cheers can be heard*
Scott Hall:Now i'm getting word that we've been out here a little too long. That we've taking up too much tv time. Well ya know what I say about that? I say...that me, and Hollywood, I say that we're gonna do whatever we want, whenever we want. If we wanna come out here and stop a match in progress, like a match between these 2 goofs, then we're gonna do it. If Hollywood says he's gonna walk into Warfare and take the IC title from The Miz, then he's gonna do it. And if Shane Douglas says he's gonna kick my ass in the middle of this ring then...oh wait...
Hogan:Whats wrong brother?
Hall:Well...I guess we don't have to worry about Douglas, I mean, he's not even that good! Hell, I beat the man in 11 minutes. The Franchise? Please chico, don't make me laugh. You got alot of spirit, but you can't beat me, and you know it! This match we got here on Monday, it ain't nothin for you to get all excited about. Ya see, unlike The Miz, you don't have anything to lose. You don't have any titles, which is a good thing. Because if ya did, you'd have to worry about loosing them. And seeing as you're not that good, you don't have to worry about ever winning one. The only thing you need to worry about is your girlfriend, Francine. She sure is pretty...
Hogan: She's smokin brother!
Hall: Yea she sure is....wouldn't want anything to happen to that pretty little thing. Her comming to the ring with you is the only reason I would watch one of your matches. As a matter of fact, Francine, how would you like to know what it's like to be with a real man!
*The crowd gasps. Hall is really pushing some buttons here*
Hall: what do ya say? Me, you, my dressing room, a bottle of champagne, and we can take things from their. Dump this ECW reject, and come find out what its like to be with a real man!
Hogan:Hogan speaking of ECW rejects...did you see Rhyno earlier?
Hall: Oh yea yea yea!!! Ain't he and Mr. Christian Cage going to be at Warfare? Apparently they think they got a shot at the title.
Hogan: Ya know what brother, they can try all they want, but the only way anybody is leaving that arena with the IC title, is if their name is Hollywood Hulk Hogan brother!
Hall: I'll yell ya what Hulkster..
Hogan: What's that?
Hall: I am officially announcing that I will compete in the IC gauntlet match on Monday?
Hogan: Really?
Hall:Really.
Hogan:Really?
Hall:Yea, really!
Hogan: No, really?
Hall:Jesus christ REALLY!!
Hogan: It's all good brother, I don't care which one of us walks out with the strap, as long as its not Rhyno!
Hall:Who?
Hogan: My point exactly! Now i'm not gonan dare come out here, and run down every single talent that was something to say about Hollywood. As a matter of fact, I like Rhyno and Edge?
*Scott Hall leans over and whispers to Hogan. after a few moments, Hogan gets an embarrassed look on his face. Hogan then whispers to Scott Hall and they both start laughing*
Hall:Yea, thats what she said..
*Hogan and Hall do the wolfpac sign as Hogan speaks*
Hogan: Excuse me, Rhyno and Christian! Ya know, I wanna wish you guys good luck on Monday. And for the sake of The Miz, I hope you guys win. Because by the time Hollywood gets in the ring, The Miz is gonna be exhausted. And Miz, brother, you're gonna need your energy brother when you go toe to toe with Hollywood..
Hall:..and me!
Hogan: And with my good friend Scott Hall. He's one that is all to familar with that belt. I'm sure he wouldn't mind feeling it around his waist one more time..
Hall:Not as much as I'd love feeling Francines waist...
*Both men start laughing in the ring. The crowd even got a few laughs at the expense of Francine. Jim Ross decides to chime in*
Jim Ross: These guys sure are cocky. I hope the Miz puts Hogan in his place come Monday Night, and for the love of god, Shane Douglas if you're listening, please find a way to shut up Scott Hall.
Michael Cole: Oh come on JR....these guys aren't cocky, their confident. And Monday, after Hollywood wins the IC title, and Scott Hall beats Douglas, maybe they will let me manage them! Team Cole Mine!!
Jim Ross: Good Grief. Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to a commerical break, and when we get back, Team Hogan and Hall will battle two local indy stars in tag team action, you won't wanna miss this!
*Before the camera fades to black for a commercial, Hogan and Hall are seen posing in the ring. Fans start to fill the ring with debris and garbage as we go to a commercial promoting EBWF Fanniversary*