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Of Course They Know

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:42 pm
by Will
www.youtube.com/ebwf
2 hours ago
5,150 views


The scene faded in to the sun that was bouncing off the bright red brick wall, but in unusual fashion Paul Heyman was standing in front of the camera with a smug smirk on his face. His suit was crisp and his demeanor was cocky.

Paul Heyman: Hello ladies and gentleman, my name is Paul Heyman and if you haven’t been paying attention I’m the man who is going to take the EBWF to another level. In recent weeks, I’ve been putting together a team of elite superstars who are going to turn this business upside down. So far I have recruited the likes of Daniel Bryan, Mr. Anderson, Paige, and the EBWF Women’s Champion Maryse. Now, I have required the services of a man who I have a very long history with. A man who is by far one of the biggest bad asses to step into a wrestling ring. A man who is going to correct a mistake I made when he brings the Intercontinental Championship back to the Coalition this Monday night on Warfare. Do you know who he is?

And with that being said, into the camera framed walked the large intimidating figure who glared into the screen at the audience watching at home. He wore his usual 5150 gear, his NY skull cap along with a rusty chain around his neck. Heyman took a step back and allowed the man some space to speak.

Bully Ray: Of course they know who I am. I’M THE SICKEST MOTHER TRUCKER ON THE PLANET, BULLY FRICKEN RAY!

Confidence was spewing from the newest addition of the Coalition’s pores as he began to pace back and forward in front of Paul Heyman.

Bully Ray: LATELY, I HAVE BEEN UNDER APPRECIATED. I’VE BEEN UNDER APPRECIATED BY YOU PEOPLE, THE HIGHER UPS IN THIS COMPANY, AND EVEN THAT LITTLE PUNK BITCH TED DIBIASE. I HELPED HIM TIME AND TIME AGAIN RETAIN THAT LITTLE TITLE HE HOLDS SO NEAR AND DEAR TO HIS HEART. DID HE THANK ME? NO, HIS PUNK ASS DIDN’T. SO I PUNCHED HIM IN HIS FRICKEN FACE AS HARD AS I COULD. THEN I WENT WHERE I WOULD BE APPRECIATED. I WENT WITH PAUL E. NOW DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? NOW DO YOU KNOW HOW I AM?

Heyman was clapping in the background to show his appreciation.

Bully Ray: CALVZILLA IS GOING ON A FEEDING FRENZY. FIRST I’M GONA SHOW THAT PUNK KID DIBIASE WHAT FOR AND IF EVAN BOURNE STICKS HIS NOSE IN MY BUSINESS AGAIN, I’LL PUT HIM IN A LOCKER WITH HIS UNDERWEAR OVER HIS HEAD. THEN THE GAUNLET MATCH, WHERE I PISS OFF THE WRESTLING WORLD BY WALKING OUT THE NEW INTERCONTIENTAL CHAMPION. HEY MIZ, YOU LITTLE RAT, IM GONNA RIP YOUR FRICKEN SPINE OUT AND USE IT AS A TOOTHPICK. PAUL E. HAS INSTRUCTED ME TO TAKE BACK WHAT BELONGS TO HIM AND I PLAN ON DOING THAT WHEN I DESTROY YOU AND EVERY OTHER LOSER THAT GETS IN MY PATH. HULK HOGAN’s ANCIENT ANCESTOR ASS IS GOING THROUGH A FRICKEN TABLE. SCOTT HALL IS GOING BACK TO REHAB. RHYNO KNOWS WHO I AM, SO HE BETTER TELL CHRISTIAN. HELL, CHRISTAN YOU KNOW WHO I AM. I’VE PUT YOU THROUGH TONS OF TABLES YOU LITTLE SISSY. I’M THE GUY WHO HAS BROUGHT HARDCORE BACK TO THE WRESTLING BUSINESS. I’M THE MAN WHO HAS RESERUCTED THE EXTREME NO LIMIT STYLE THAT THE EBWF HAS BEEN KNOWN FOR. I’VE BEEN KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES SINCE I SET FOOT IN THIS COMPANY AND I PLAN ON TOPPING THE CAKE THIS MONDAY WHEN BRING ONE HOME FOR THE TEAM. I DON’T CARE IF I HAVE TO GO THROUGH HELL. KANE CAN BE THERE FOR ALL I CARE. I’M FROM HELL’S KITCHEN, NEW YORK CITY, I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT BEING THE DEVILS FAVORITE DEMON. I’M SATAN’S FAVORITE SON, THE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU TO NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH, THE GUY WHO WILL HOLD EACH AND EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU UPSIDE DOWN AND SHAKE YOU FOR YOUR LUNCH MONEY. TAKE EVAN BOURNE AND GIVE HIM A SWIRLIE. MAKE TRENT BARRETTA JUMP FOR HIS GAME BOY. TRENDS ON TWITTAH MORE THAN WES IKEDA. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Heyman stepped forward and touched the big man on the shoulder, suggesting he say something.

Paul Heyman: Of course they know who you are. The meanest mofo to make his way through Philly, tag team wrestling guru, hardcore innovator, you’re the big bad Twittah machine, the social media messah, the man with the calves of a god. THE NEXT EBWF INTERCONTIENTAL CHAMPION!

His loud words were intense and he looked Bully Ray in the eyes after he completed his sentence. The bully laughed and slapped him on the shoulder before turning back toward the camera.

Bully Ray: Of course they know who I am. I’m Bully Ray.

Without warning, he hit the camera with his chain like so many times before which led the footage to complete static.

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Re: Of Course They Know

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:06 pm
by Juan Ramirez
MAKE TRENT BARRETTA JUMP FOR HIS GAME BOY.


ROFLCOPTER.