(edited this for grammar and colouring due to the time! I was busy! Best of luck to Y'all)


Seconds before the Intercontinental Title Gauntlet Match featuring the Miz... the lights in the arena walked out and the fans cheered in anticipation... A beam of golden light fell from the rafters onto the squared circle... Spotlights beamed back and forth, lighting the ramp up. Under the dim light... Crew members worked in the ring hastily, removing the turnbuckle paddings, the ropes and covering the canvas with a new mat. The Ropes and the pads were golden colored, the mat was covered by a golden canvas which read... ADR. Sparkles flew from both sides of the ramps as Ricardo Rodriguez emerged from behind, the cheers turned into boos as he approached the ring.

"Realeza" Hit over the PA System as Ricardo got a mic handed to him. The honking of a horn was heard as a Lamborghini Gallardo in his trademark Yellow color pulled over by the side of the ramp... Alberto walked out, dressed in gold trunks and boots, compete with a golden scarf over his tanned shoulders...

Ricardo Rodriguez: DAMAS Y CABALLEROS LEVANTENSE! Y AYUDENME A RECIBIR AL HOMBRE MÁS GRRANDE QUE HA EXISTIDO! EL ES EL ORGULLO DE MEXICO, LA ENVIDIA DE USTEDES LOS MUGROSOS GRINGOS DE CLEVELAND OHIO, EL ES EL PATRON... EL UNICO... EL INIGUALABLE... EL ES


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He sucked up all of the booing from the fans as he posed on the ramp, sparkles flyinf everywhere.... He walked down to the ring, confident, smirking... The crew members got everything done and Alberto walked into the ring through the brand new set golden ropes.... He stood on top of a turnbuckle and taunted the fans, beating his chest and dismissing their offensive signs and booing.
Alberto snatched the microphone off his announcer... The booing was massive as he started to speak.


Alberto del Rio: MY NAME IS ALBERTO DEL RIO!!!!! AND I'M YOUR NEXT INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! I told you last week there were going to be several changes around here... This will be the setting I will get every time I am featured in your stupid programming Ikeda... I got it done this time but make sure you get it right because next time it's on your boys to make this ring look proper for a champion like me! Tonight is a very special night gringos mugrosos de Cleveland Ohio... Specially the biggest gringo asqueroso ever to come out of this sh*thole... The Miz...

The booing was massive as Alberto del Rio talked about Cleveland's hometown hero.

Alberto del Rio: The Miz is a stinking perro... The Miz makes me laugh! You see... I saw this challenge the Miz set up last week... First I thought it was some kind of joke... But then I got it completely straight in my head! It is simple! Why is The Miz hosting a Gauntlet Match tonight? Because someone who isn't deserving of being the Intercontinental Champion, someone who got handed the championship in the ugliest of ways needs to validate his legacy by any means necessary... Even if that means putting a huge bullseye on his back!

Alberto smirked.

Alberto del Rio: Miz, what you did was not only reckless... But also stupid! Were you Actually thinking someone like Me, someone who has been World Champion before, someone who has won a Royal Rumble would pass up on the chance of beating your ass for the Intercontinental Title? I'm pretty sure you forgot I was here in EBWF Mizzie... I'm pretty sure you forgot who I am! But I can't blame you... All that hair gel has probably isolated your head so badly you think you're the biggest dog in this yard... Luckily after tonight you will realise that's not the case... You will realise that you're nothing but a chihuahua miserable compared to me! Alberto del Rio!

Ricardo promptly clapped as Alberto looked at him over his shoulder, smirking with disdain.

Alberto del Rio: So many people are going after you Miz... So many people want your belt! I am going to sit back, enjoy, and relax while they all wear you down! Are you really that stubborn and reckless to think you actually stand a chance against multiple men who are willing to break you for your coveted charity handed belt? I will watch them all work you... Wear you out... And then, when it is my turn Miz... You will realise you made a huge miztake, just like you've been doing throughout your career! Once you're all battered and beat down it will only take a nice cross armbreaker to get the job done... Miz... I am going to make you tap out! In front of you high school friends, in front of your parents, in front of your people... I am going to make you cry... I am going to make you scream in pain and agony! I am going to use your weeping to clean the Intercontinental Championship Scene from your pointless reign... I... Alberto del Rio... EL PATRON... Will be the one in charge to bring you back to reality... To make you notice you ARE NOT a deserving champion! No matter how many gauntlet matches you set up, how many autographs you sign... Your reign as the Intercontinental championship will always be remembered as a JOKE...

Alberto was enjoying the boos from the audience... He leaned against the ropes.

Alberto del Rio: I don't think it is going to be a walk in the park though... Considering the people who have talked about how they deserve to be the Intercontinental champion, and about how are they going to win this... And I think I might have a bit more of work than just having to lock the cross armbreaker... We have Christian and Rhyno, whose only achievements have been selling T-shirts to these fat slobs who would buy anything with their stupid catchphrases slapped in the front... Christian is going to get a basket full of lemons after he is disposed of... And no matter how mad he gets... I... ALBERTO DEL RIO will win this.

Alberto smirked again.

Alberto del Rio: Kelvin Low self-Steen? Who the hell is that kid? Does he really think he has what it takes to be the champ? Seriously... I don't even know why I'm wasting my breath on him! He won't last a second... At least give Miz a nosebleed will you?

Ricardo Rodriguez laughed and nodded.

Alberto del Rio: Then we have people like Curt Hawkins and Kane... With whom I have some unfinished business... Mira monstruo mugroso! No me he olvidado de lo que me hiciste! I haven't forgotten what you did! Now its not the time... But I am counting you Chokeslam Miz to hell before is my turn to show him who the boss is... My turn to shine! That brings me to all the old idiot grandpas who want to enter this match... Scott Hall? Hulk Hogan? They think they're so hot... They all showed they had no cojones when my father invited them to wrestle in the south... Luckily for them I am here to show them what they were missing! And Cody Hall? He needs to grow a pair and stop hiding behind his dad before even thinking about getting this shot...

Ricardo mocked hogan by playing air guitar.

Alberto del Rio: Then we have Bully Ray! He and his buddies have some personal issues with The Miz...Which I am counting on to help me get this victory! The Coalition hates The Miz right? Well if you hate him so much... Beat the hell out of him! Break every bone on his body and then allow me to step right in and do my thing...

Alberto posed for the fans, who booed loudly.

Alberto del Rio: Tonight, prestige is restablished to the Intercontinental Title... Who had to suffer hideous Reigns by Cody Rhodes, Anderson and this idiot the Miz... It is time that title gets all the hype it deserves... It is time for the title to be in a more deserving place... For example, resting over my shoulder!

Ricardo Rodriguez: Can I carry the title when you win it boss?

Alberto del Rio: Callate Ricardo... Y anuncia que seré el proximo campeón Interocontinental.

Ricardo inhaled to the top of his lungs.

Ricardo Rodriguez: DAMAS Y CABALLEROS... EL PROXIMO CAMPEON INTERCONTINENTAL!


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Alberto Posed, as the Scene faded to a commercial break.