The Real Women's Champion 013
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 10:24 pm
We are just a three weeks removed from Becky Lynch getting her legal issues solved and two weeks removed from her in ring return since her arrest. What was she arrested for? That answer is simple. She was arrested for destroying the car belonging to Britt Baker. Becky has gone on record as to say that she would do it again if given the chance. To the Cerebral Lassassin, the only regret that she had was that Britt was not in the car when she set it ablaze. This caused Becky to miss SummerSlam, much to the chagrin of not only her, but also Winter.
The Cerebral Lassassin and the Satanic Diva were forced to sit back and watch SummerSlam unfold without them, and this further fueled the desire of the Lass Kicker to get back into the ring. After the charges were dismissed, Becky was looking to do just that. What a way for her to do that in her first match back after having her legal issues solved.
Upon her return, the Cerebral Lassassin stepped into the ring with the Queen of Spades, Shayna Baszler. Becky thought back to the Road to WrestleMania XIX and how she ended up beating Shayna Baszler, then-Women’s Champion and this is what began the crusade of the Lass Kicker to become the Women’s Champion.
It felt like deja vu for Becky Lynch, thus nothing could make her feel better than to take out the person she defeated in order to kick this whole crusade off, and what a way she went about it. The Cerebral Lassassin proved herself to be head and shoulders above the Submission Magician. Much to the delight of the onlooking crowd, Becky did what she set out to do, and that was make Shayna Baszler tap out to the Dis-Arm-Her.
On this night, however, the Cerebral Lassassin finds herself facing yet another face from her past, one just from the past seven months. In her second match since she was sprung from jail, Becky Lynch will go one on one with Alexa Bliss. When she last took on the so-called Goddess, Becky had just come off of being screwed out of the Women’s Championship by Raquel Diaz bribing the referee, thus to say Becky was enraged was an understatement at that point in time.
With this next match between Becky and Alexa, the Lass Kicker is not just coming off being screwed out of the Women’s Championship. She is coming off having spent a night in one of the toughest jails in the United States. With her legal problems causing her to miss SummerSlam and winning the title she lost at WrestleMania due to Raquel bribing the referee, the fires of Hell would not be able to match the anger of Becky Lynch.
So, once again an extremely angry and motivated Cerebral Lassassin is being pitted against Alexa Bliss. Given what happened last time, it will be a long night for the Goddess. So, the question is posed. Will the Straight Fire of the Lass Kicker once again incinerate Alexa Bliss or will the Goddess manage to figure out a way to beat Becky Lynch?
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It is the fourth day of October, and it is Monday night. This is the night where the second match since the incarceration and the release of the Lass Kicker will take place. Her opponent is none other than the Goddess. With how the last month has gone, Becky Lynch is looking for nothing more than an ass to kick, and that ass she plans to kick belongs to Alexa Bliss.
The scene opens up with a room that is pitch black. A light starts flickering on and off. A silhouette appears one moment when the light is on and then disappears the next time the light is on. The light turns back on and the silhouette appears once again. The silhouette is clad in a black hoodie, a black pair of jeans, and a pair of black boots.
The camera zooms in on the silhouette and all that can be seen in the light is a strand of long orange hair. Lowering the hood, the silhouette is revealed to be none other than the Cerebral Lassassin better known as Becky Lynch. After a few moments, Becky breaks her silence.
“SummerSlam was meant to be my night just like WrestleMania. I was supposed to have won the Women’s Championship, but that didn’t happen at either show for different reasons. At WrestleMania, I had my victory stolen from me due to Raquel Diaz bribin’ the referee. While she tried so hard to make me look like I bribed the referee so I’d lose in some downright stupid conspiracy theory, no one believed her, and why the fook would ya believe her?”
Becky glares into the camera lens. “I had to jump through hoop after hoop after hoop in order to get another shot at the title that I won at WrestleMania. Fer the second year in a row, I won that waste of time tournament that I was forced to debase myself by goin’ through once again. I was goin’ to claim my title at SummerSlam until some sorry arse little bitch called the cops on me fer exactin’ revenge on Britt Baker screwin’ me over in my match against Leva Bates.”
“It’s not just coworkers fookin’ me over. It’s the whole damn system that’s fookin’ me over, because they don’t want me to be the Women’s Champion even though I bring the highest ratings that this show has ever seen. I bring in the most money that this company has ever seen. I’m a bona-fide movie star. I don’t have to be here anymore, because I’m very well off. I made more money with one movie than I did while under contract with this company.”
“So, why do I keep coming back? Well, unlike say, The Rock, I actually care about my wrestlin’ fans. I care about performin’ in front of them and givin’ them their money’s worth. I care because this show would be so empty without me. Plus, I have unfinished business. Until that business is settled and I’m wearin’ the belt I won at WrestleMania, then I’ll never be finished.” Becky says while shaking her head.
“And that brings me to Alexa Bliss. Alexa, just like the episode of Warfare after WrestleMania, yer findin’ yerself in a match against me. With the rage I feel tonight, it mirrors the rage that I felt the night after WrestleMania. That spells nothin’ but disaster fer ya. On any normal day, I might have felt pity fer ya, but today…” Becky says with a sneer.
“Today, I feel absolutely nothin’ but unadulterated rage. I feel nothin’ but pure hatred. I feel nothin’ but bloodlust and the only thing that can quench my thirst…” Becky balls her hands into fists and holds them up. “would be these two fists covered in yer blood. When that openin’ bell rings, I want ya to think about what ya’ve been put into. If ya thought that I was brutal on the episode of Warfare after WrestleMania, then ya haven’t seen anythin’ yet.”
“Tonight, I’m gonna straight up beat ya like ya owe me money. I’m gonna tell ya this. I have no problem with rippin’ yer arm out if ya don’t tap. So, snap or tap? That’s the only option. It makes no difference to me, because yer the sheep that was thrown to the wolf, and this wolf is gonna cleave ya into bits.”
The Cerebral Lassassin and the Satanic Diva were forced to sit back and watch SummerSlam unfold without them, and this further fueled the desire of the Lass Kicker to get back into the ring. After the charges were dismissed, Becky was looking to do just that. What a way for her to do that in her first match back after having her legal issues solved.
Upon her return, the Cerebral Lassassin stepped into the ring with the Queen of Spades, Shayna Baszler. Becky thought back to the Road to WrestleMania XIX and how she ended up beating Shayna Baszler, then-Women’s Champion and this is what began the crusade of the Lass Kicker to become the Women’s Champion.
It felt like deja vu for Becky Lynch, thus nothing could make her feel better than to take out the person she defeated in order to kick this whole crusade off, and what a way she went about it. The Cerebral Lassassin proved herself to be head and shoulders above the Submission Magician. Much to the delight of the onlooking crowd, Becky did what she set out to do, and that was make Shayna Baszler tap out to the Dis-Arm-Her.
On this night, however, the Cerebral Lassassin finds herself facing yet another face from her past, one just from the past seven months. In her second match since she was sprung from jail, Becky Lynch will go one on one with Alexa Bliss. When she last took on the so-called Goddess, Becky had just come off of being screwed out of the Women’s Championship by Raquel Diaz bribing the referee, thus to say Becky was enraged was an understatement at that point in time.
With this next match between Becky and Alexa, the Lass Kicker is not just coming off being screwed out of the Women’s Championship. She is coming off having spent a night in one of the toughest jails in the United States. With her legal problems causing her to miss SummerSlam and winning the title she lost at WrestleMania due to Raquel bribing the referee, the fires of Hell would not be able to match the anger of Becky Lynch.
So, once again an extremely angry and motivated Cerebral Lassassin is being pitted against Alexa Bliss. Given what happened last time, it will be a long night for the Goddess. So, the question is posed. Will the Straight Fire of the Lass Kicker once again incinerate Alexa Bliss or will the Goddess manage to figure out a way to beat Becky Lynch?
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It is the fourth day of October, and it is Monday night. This is the night where the second match since the incarceration and the release of the Lass Kicker will take place. Her opponent is none other than the Goddess. With how the last month has gone, Becky Lynch is looking for nothing more than an ass to kick, and that ass she plans to kick belongs to Alexa Bliss.
The scene opens up with a room that is pitch black. A light starts flickering on and off. A silhouette appears one moment when the light is on and then disappears the next time the light is on. The light turns back on and the silhouette appears once again. The silhouette is clad in a black hoodie, a black pair of jeans, and a pair of black boots.
The camera zooms in on the silhouette and all that can be seen in the light is a strand of long orange hair. Lowering the hood, the silhouette is revealed to be none other than the Cerebral Lassassin better known as Becky Lynch. After a few moments, Becky breaks her silence.
“SummerSlam was meant to be my night just like WrestleMania. I was supposed to have won the Women’s Championship, but that didn’t happen at either show for different reasons. At WrestleMania, I had my victory stolen from me due to Raquel Diaz bribin’ the referee. While she tried so hard to make me look like I bribed the referee so I’d lose in some downright stupid conspiracy theory, no one believed her, and why the fook would ya believe her?”
Becky glares into the camera lens. “I had to jump through hoop after hoop after hoop in order to get another shot at the title that I won at WrestleMania. Fer the second year in a row, I won that waste of time tournament that I was forced to debase myself by goin’ through once again. I was goin’ to claim my title at SummerSlam until some sorry arse little bitch called the cops on me fer exactin’ revenge on Britt Baker screwin’ me over in my match against Leva Bates.”
“It’s not just coworkers fookin’ me over. It’s the whole damn system that’s fookin’ me over, because they don’t want me to be the Women’s Champion even though I bring the highest ratings that this show has ever seen. I bring in the most money that this company has ever seen. I’m a bona-fide movie star. I don’t have to be here anymore, because I’m very well off. I made more money with one movie than I did while under contract with this company.”
“So, why do I keep coming back? Well, unlike say, The Rock, I actually care about my wrestlin’ fans. I care about performin’ in front of them and givin’ them their money’s worth. I care because this show would be so empty without me. Plus, I have unfinished business. Until that business is settled and I’m wearin’ the belt I won at WrestleMania, then I’ll never be finished.” Becky says while shaking her head.
“And that brings me to Alexa Bliss. Alexa, just like the episode of Warfare after WrestleMania, yer findin’ yerself in a match against me. With the rage I feel tonight, it mirrors the rage that I felt the night after WrestleMania. That spells nothin’ but disaster fer ya. On any normal day, I might have felt pity fer ya, but today…” Becky says with a sneer.
“Today, I feel absolutely nothin’ but unadulterated rage. I feel nothin’ but pure hatred. I feel nothin’ but bloodlust and the only thing that can quench my thirst…” Becky balls her hands into fists and holds them up. “would be these two fists covered in yer blood. When that openin’ bell rings, I want ya to think about what ya’ve been put into. If ya thought that I was brutal on the episode of Warfare after WrestleMania, then ya haven’t seen anythin’ yet.”
“Tonight, I’m gonna straight up beat ya like ya owe me money. I’m gonna tell ya this. I have no problem with rippin’ yer arm out if ya don’t tap. So, snap or tap? That’s the only option. It makes no difference to me, because yer the sheep that was thrown to the wolf, and this wolf is gonna cleave ya into bits.”