Gore!
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:14 pm
[Matt Striker was backstage with Rhyno, who was all set for an interview. Rhyno wore a black sweatshirt, with the word "GORE" written in great big letters in white, the camera angle only caught Rhyno from his head to his abdominal region, and caught even less of Matt Striker, really drives home the fact that Rhyno is a big man, phisically intimidating and all-around scary. However, Rhyno wasn't even trying to intimidate, he had his game face on, of course; But his hair was neatly caught in a pony tail, and his beard was cleanly shaven.]
Matt Striker: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to an EBWF.com exclusive, I'm here with Rhyno, who, last week participated in a gauntlet, and nearly hit his patented "gore" on the Intercontinental champion, which could have won him the Title in his debut, instantaneously making a statement to the entire locker room. Rhyno, what was going through your mind, last week, when everyone in the arena was chanting "Gore" during your participation?
Rhyno: The only thing going through my mind, actually... was "GORE!"
Matt Striker: Well said, but, Rhyno, you are aware that had you won the title, you would have gone up against Christian, right?
Rhyno: Matty, if we would have faced each other, I can guarantee you one thing... Gore.
Matt Striker: I see... This week, you're up against Hulk Hogan, Shane Douglas, and Kevin Steen, for the #1 Contendership for the EBWF Breakout Title. Three people who have just recently arrived onto the scene here in our company. Any thoughts?
[Rhyno began breathing heavily, he let his hair go, and put it in front of his eyes, now looking like the "Rhyno" we've known for years.]
Rhyno: Thoughts? Though, Striker?! What good are thoughts, when you're 6 feet, 2 inches, and 270 pounds of pure, carnal destruction?! What good do "tactics" or "strategies" do, when, you're a big, muscled man-beast?! I don't worry about my opponents, because I know that I have something they don't! I have something nobody else has, but everybody wished they had! I have something superior to any other finishing move in the business! Something that tops the Pounce; the Spear; a Leg Drop; and whatever Steen and Douglas use as a finisher! I have the GORE!
Matt Striker: That's a good poin...
[The Man-Beast took the microphone from Matt Striker, and pushed him aside. Rhyno was now alone in the shot.]
Rhyno: "Strategies" are for men who can't fight their way out of a paper bag. Does anyone even think that Hogan can survive a "gore"?! It's been said before, but nobody has ever completed the deed. This monday, I will do what others couldn't! I will end Hulk Hogan's career for good! I am going to take Old Yeller behind the barn, and put the old mangey mutt down! The last thing that dog will ever hear is "Gore!"
[Rhyno smirks and lets out a chuckle.]
Rhyno: Kevin Steen... Someone in this match who I happen to be familiar with, but he still is just a newbie in the big leagues. He doesn't belong here, and for all his efforts, I can guarantee you that Steen will get a consolation prize... I'll take the new kid out... with a Gore that sends him packing right back to the indys, where he is actually relevant. Last, but not least, there's Shane Douglas, a guy started in the now-dead WCW, someone who, despite being in the big companies, never made himself famous, someone who never really mattered... Until now! This week, in the fatal-four way match, I'll be the one propelling Shane... right into the Emergency Room, right after a mesmerizing "Gore!"
[Rhyno got part of the hair out of his eyes, but left a big chunk of it still blocking his view.]
Rhyno: I don't need gameplans, strategies, or tactics for the simple reason that I am the Man-Beast, the Gore Machine, the Big Fucking Deal! And on Monday, Hulk, Shane and Kevin will see that I am their doom, and they will feel the worst thing that is known to man. They will feel the never-ending pain that follows the "Gore!"
[Rhyno threw his mic aside, and ran off-screen. A man screaming loudly was heard followed by the sound of someone's body hitting the floor with a lot of impact. The camera turned to show, Rhyno on one knee standing over the fallen and unconscious body of an unknown stagehand, as the man beast seethed loudly.]
Matt Striker: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to an EBWF.com exclusive, I'm here with Rhyno, who, last week participated in a gauntlet, and nearly hit his patented "gore" on the Intercontinental champion, which could have won him the Title in his debut, instantaneously making a statement to the entire locker room. Rhyno, what was going through your mind, last week, when everyone in the arena was chanting "Gore" during your participation?
Rhyno: The only thing going through my mind, actually... was "GORE!"
Matt Striker: Well said, but, Rhyno, you are aware that had you won the title, you would have gone up against Christian, right?
Rhyno: Matty, if we would have faced each other, I can guarantee you one thing... Gore.
Matt Striker: I see... This week, you're up against Hulk Hogan, Shane Douglas, and Kevin Steen, for the #1 Contendership for the EBWF Breakout Title. Three people who have just recently arrived onto the scene here in our company. Any thoughts?
[Rhyno began breathing heavily, he let his hair go, and put it in front of his eyes, now looking like the "Rhyno" we've known for years.]
Rhyno: Thoughts? Though, Striker?! What good are thoughts, when you're 6 feet, 2 inches, and 270 pounds of pure, carnal destruction?! What good do "tactics" or "strategies" do, when, you're a big, muscled man-beast?! I don't worry about my opponents, because I know that I have something they don't! I have something nobody else has, but everybody wished they had! I have something superior to any other finishing move in the business! Something that tops the Pounce; the Spear; a Leg Drop; and whatever Steen and Douglas use as a finisher! I have the GORE!
Matt Striker: That's a good poin...
[The Man-Beast took the microphone from Matt Striker, and pushed him aside. Rhyno was now alone in the shot.]
Rhyno: "Strategies" are for men who can't fight their way out of a paper bag. Does anyone even think that Hogan can survive a "gore"?! It's been said before, but nobody has ever completed the deed. This monday, I will do what others couldn't! I will end Hulk Hogan's career for good! I am going to take Old Yeller behind the barn, and put the old mangey mutt down! The last thing that dog will ever hear is "Gore!"
[Rhyno smirks and lets out a chuckle.]
Rhyno: Kevin Steen... Someone in this match who I happen to be familiar with, but he still is just a newbie in the big leagues. He doesn't belong here, and for all his efforts, I can guarantee you that Steen will get a consolation prize... I'll take the new kid out... with a Gore that sends him packing right back to the indys, where he is actually relevant. Last, but not least, there's Shane Douglas, a guy started in the now-dead WCW, someone who, despite being in the big companies, never made himself famous, someone who never really mattered... Until now! This week, in the fatal-four way match, I'll be the one propelling Shane... right into the Emergency Room, right after a mesmerizing "Gore!"
[Rhyno got part of the hair out of his eyes, but left a big chunk of it still blocking his view.]
Rhyno: I don't need gameplans, strategies, or tactics for the simple reason that I am the Man-Beast, the Gore Machine, the Big Fucking Deal! And on Monday, Hulk, Shane and Kevin will see that I am their doom, and they will feel the worst thing that is known to man. They will feel the never-ending pain that follows the "Gore!"
[Rhyno threw his mic aside, and ran off-screen. A man screaming loudly was heard followed by the sound of someone's body hitting the floor with a lot of impact. The camera turned to show, Rhyno on one knee standing over the fallen and unconscious body of an unknown stagehand, as the man beast seethed loudly.]