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Ashlee
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Kayla Braxton was seen in front of an EBWF logo as the scene went live. Standing beside her was none other than the Quintessential Diva Trish Stratus.

Kayla Braxton: Trish! Congratulations on your victory at Fanniversary.

Trish Stratus: Thanks, Kayla!

Kayla Braxton: Tonight, you’re set to be in a Gauntlet Match. You’ll take Britt Baker, Tay Conti, Natalya and Alexa Bliss.

Trish Stratus: Oh, Alexa. I don’t know if she thinks she’s cute or clever, but she keeps talking herself into these situations. Her mouth is writing checks that her ass can’t cash, and it’s a little off putting sweetheart.

Trish grinned.

Trish Stratus: At this rate, Alexa is going to go in there and get beat by her first opponent and the rest of us are going to have to end up fighting each others. This is a punishment match as it were, because Alexa doesn’t know how to be a professional.

She looked into the camera.

Trish Stratus: So, you may be able to understand why I’m upset, Lex. Because I just had a grueling Fanniversary. I just won a marquee matchup, and then because you don’t know how to treat your superiors I’m being sent in to teach you a lesson.

She shook her head.

Trish Stratus: Let me make one thing very clear to you. I already have a child, little girl. And they’re the only person with whom my lessons are patient and kind. My intention is to eliminate you from this gauntlet match so you can lose two matches in a row knowing you’re not as good as the other women on this roster.

She glanced back at Kayla.

Trish Stratus: It’s one thing to be arrogant, but it’s another thing to be arrogant and stupid. She doesn’t have much to be proud of anymore. Now Kayla, if you’ll excuse me, I’m not going to waste another breath on this ungrateful, unprofessional, nitwit.

Trish rolled her eyes as she walked away, leaving Kayla nodding after her as the scene faded to black.
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