First Impression
Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:18 pm
The scene opened up in an alley. The camera panned around as if it was looking for someone. Finally- it found a pair of Blue and Orange Air Force one Nike sneakers. The camera panned up revealing a pair of baggy grey sweatpants and a throwback Doc Godden New York Mets jersey. Rey Mysterio Jr. Was in the cameras view with his diamond earrings and a Mets hat on backwards. He looked serious into the camera. His mouth looked as though he was about to say a word that started with the letter B. A voice from off screen interrupted him.
Voice OS: Don’t do it.
Rey smiled at the familiarity of the voice. The camera panned to reveal the voice as none other than Dominik Mysterio. He was dressed in black skinny jeans and a designer short sleeve shirt. He wore a platinum chain around his neck. Rey and Dom gave each other daps and a quick hug.
Rey Mysterio Jr. : You know- I was going to do it. You’re right, I was. Here’s why. A couple months ago I was in the main event with a chance to become the EBWF champion. I didn’t win, and now it’s like none of that ever happened. Today I go on my computer- and I see two guys that go by “The Gunn Club” talking down to me - telling me that I should respect them- and that if I just came out and said boo yah Kah it would be a sign of disrespect. So that’s exactly what the hell I was about to do, because homie why should I respect you, when I don’t even know who the hell you are? They run around here like pretending to have guns and then like their name is gunn so I’m assuming it’s a play on words, but like a bad unoriginal one.. then I’m supposed to respect them?
Dominik Mysterio: So don’t respect them - but papi let’s at least focus on it enough to beat them. This is my first match in EBWF I ain’t trying to lose to the damn Gunn Club. I got Blaine Ikeda being the talk of the world because he’s promoing circles around AJ Styles- I can’t take a loss to the Gunn Club as a first impression with that shit going on.
Rey nodded knowingly a slight smile came on his Face.
Rey Mysterio Jr. : Dominik - do you really think ima let that happen? There’s no way in hell the Mysterios are losing to the Gunn Club. I wish I could sit here and say that some of the messed up stuff they was saying- got to me. I wish I could but I really just can’t. I may be short- but from a prestige level- the Gunn club needs to jump and swing up to hit me in the knees. They are so far below me when it comes to this business, and Dom this is your first match, but you’re already above them too. So none of the shots they took about Eddie- none of the things they said even phased me, because it’s so clear they’re just two no name clowns trying to incite a reaction out of one of the best to ever do what they are trash at, and that’s wrestling.
Dominik Mysterio: The only reaction we’re going to have is destroying these two clowns and moving one step closer to a match with Rated RKO. I actually think the Gunns promo was pretty funny. It was clear that both of them are really good at Wikipedia. Just lazy fellas, you can’t make this match personal, because we PERSONALLY don’t care enough about you to care enough about what you say. What I do know, is that you two are standing in our way of moving on in this tag tourney, and ima be damned if I don’t move you out of it.. PERSONALLY.
Rey nodded.
Rey Mysterio Jr. : Seriously bro, did you think you were going to get under my skin? Did you think you could make me mad? Homie- you are both dumb as rocks, so how the hell you going to outsmart someone with a brain when neither of you have one? I’ve been doing this way too long, I’ve seen way too much. A match with the Gunn Club is a week off. A vacation. At least I get to hang with my son, while we beat some respect into these two bozos.
Dominik smiled.
Dominik Mysterio: I thought the same- they talked about you having a lack of respect for them, but what about their disrespect towards you? Who the hell do these two think they are? We are going to send a loud and clear message to them snd the rest of this tournament - that the Mysterios are the team to keep your eye on, and the Gunn Club can share that spotlight, since they seem so desperate for it, they can share it with us for the five minutes or so it takes to beat they asses and send them packing.
Rey smirked.
Rey Mysterio Jr . : Bro I don’t think we gonna need all 5.
The father and son team laughed.
Rey Mysterio Jr. : Gunns- I never heard of you- I don’t respect you - I don’t like you. But if you think ima let my son lose his first match to two nobodies. You CLEARLY also don’t me- even though you googled me. This match is going to be fun for me for so many reasons, but the number one reason is that it’s so obvious that you two need a very loud, clear, and painful reminder of what I’m about.. and you gonna get it, I promise you that.
Rey stormed off leaving Dominik in the scene.
Dominik Mysterio: Boo yah kah.
He smiled and winked into the camera as the scene faded out.
Voice OS: Don’t do it.
Rey smiled at the familiarity of the voice. The camera panned to reveal the voice as none other than Dominik Mysterio. He was dressed in black skinny jeans and a designer short sleeve shirt. He wore a platinum chain around his neck. Rey and Dom gave each other daps and a quick hug.
Rey Mysterio Jr. : You know- I was going to do it. You’re right, I was. Here’s why. A couple months ago I was in the main event with a chance to become the EBWF champion. I didn’t win, and now it’s like none of that ever happened. Today I go on my computer- and I see two guys that go by “The Gunn Club” talking down to me - telling me that I should respect them- and that if I just came out and said boo yah Kah it would be a sign of disrespect. So that’s exactly what the hell I was about to do, because homie why should I respect you, when I don’t even know who the hell you are? They run around here like pretending to have guns and then like their name is gunn so I’m assuming it’s a play on words, but like a bad unoriginal one.. then I’m supposed to respect them?
Dominik Mysterio: So don’t respect them - but papi let’s at least focus on it enough to beat them. This is my first match in EBWF I ain’t trying to lose to the damn Gunn Club. I got Blaine Ikeda being the talk of the world because he’s promoing circles around AJ Styles- I can’t take a loss to the Gunn Club as a first impression with that shit going on.
Rey nodded knowingly a slight smile came on his Face.
Rey Mysterio Jr. : Dominik - do you really think ima let that happen? There’s no way in hell the Mysterios are losing to the Gunn Club. I wish I could sit here and say that some of the messed up stuff they was saying- got to me. I wish I could but I really just can’t. I may be short- but from a prestige level- the Gunn club needs to jump and swing up to hit me in the knees. They are so far below me when it comes to this business, and Dom this is your first match, but you’re already above them too. So none of the shots they took about Eddie- none of the things they said even phased me, because it’s so clear they’re just two no name clowns trying to incite a reaction out of one of the best to ever do what they are trash at, and that’s wrestling.
Dominik Mysterio: The only reaction we’re going to have is destroying these two clowns and moving one step closer to a match with Rated RKO. I actually think the Gunns promo was pretty funny. It was clear that both of them are really good at Wikipedia. Just lazy fellas, you can’t make this match personal, because we PERSONALLY don’t care enough about you to care enough about what you say. What I do know, is that you two are standing in our way of moving on in this tag tourney, and ima be damned if I don’t move you out of it.. PERSONALLY.
Rey nodded.
Rey Mysterio Jr. : Seriously bro, did you think you were going to get under my skin? Did you think you could make me mad? Homie- you are both dumb as rocks, so how the hell you going to outsmart someone with a brain when neither of you have one? I’ve been doing this way too long, I’ve seen way too much. A match with the Gunn Club is a week off. A vacation. At least I get to hang with my son, while we beat some respect into these two bozos.
Dominik smiled.
Dominik Mysterio: I thought the same- they talked about you having a lack of respect for them, but what about their disrespect towards you? Who the hell do these two think they are? We are going to send a loud and clear message to them snd the rest of this tournament - that the Mysterios are the team to keep your eye on, and the Gunn Club can share that spotlight, since they seem so desperate for it, they can share it with us for the five minutes or so it takes to beat they asses and send them packing.
Rey smirked.
Rey Mysterio Jr . : Bro I don’t think we gonna need all 5.
The father and son team laughed.
Rey Mysterio Jr. : Gunns- I never heard of you- I don’t respect you - I don’t like you. But if you think ima let my son lose his first match to two nobodies. You CLEARLY also don’t me- even though you googled me. This match is going to be fun for me for so many reasons, but the number one reason is that it’s so obvious that you two need a very loud, clear, and painful reminder of what I’m about.. and you gonna get it, I promise you that.
Rey stormed off leaving Dominik in the scene.
Dominik Mysterio: Boo yah kah.
He smiled and winked into the camera as the scene faded out.