Christmas Eve of Destruction gets the BOOM BAY BAY
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2021 4:32 pm
There has been speculation about Adam Cole’s arrival into the EBWF, in fact last week he was scheduled for a match and he chose not to show up. Maven just was not on a blip on his radar. So while there was a poster printed, people bought tickets to see the show for Adam Cole, the man just decided Maven just was not worth his time. So he sat back and watched the show. He called in and canceled the whole thing, of course which brought on a segment between MJF and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now here we are. Christmas Eve of Destruction. And what’s different about this time compared to the last time? Oh that part is very obvious. There’s incentive added within the stipulation, whoever should emerge victorious shall be the number one contender to the Breakout championship. So you bet your ass Adam Cole was going to make an appearance even if that meant wasting his time kicking some nobody’s ass all over some worthless city.
So as the scene opened up inside the locker room of the Panama City Playboy. Adam Cole looked deeply into the camera lens, his eyes were focused intensely upon that lens as he had a lot to say and it was time for his to get it all out.
ADAM COLE | BAY BAY:
“Kansas… Oh Kansas… First thing’s first, I guess I should kick this off with a very MERRY CHRISTMAS BAY BAY am I right?! Well normally I would be but in this very moment, I am actually wrong BAY BAY because there’s NOTHING MERRY about the situation that I find myself in! You see bay bay, I am not that far off meeting certain doom inside a tables match against some guy that Wes Ikeda could’ve just gotten off the damn street, just to get the hottest commodity, fresh outta the Free Agents’ listings bay bay! You see I was a free man and then I got this call up from Mr Ikeda asking if I wanted to join EBWF and wrestle some top tier guys and you know what I said BAY BAY? Of course I said yes bay bay and well that wasn’t my permission to throw me to lowest tier wrestlers like Maven! Oh no, he’s the bottom of the damn food chain while I’m the fucking Great White shark, swimming in the fucking ocean! Yeah BAY BAY… I’m the Great White Shark against someone like Maven the Clown Fish of the ring and you want me to wrestle him? My god, what is this, whack a mole? You want me to start with the appetizers before I start with the mains? C’mon man, I’m ADAM FUCKING COLE BAY BAY! I am the damn Mainevent around here and you need to start treating me like it!”
Adam would then start to smirk cockily as he kept his eyes locked upon the lens of the camera. His right hand would wipe across his face as if it was cleaning sweat from it for a moment, then he continued.
ADAM COLE | BAY BAY:
“Then we get to the night before Christmas and there’s not even a pop, yet Adam Cole Bay Bay has to fight a stoner? Damn Mr Ikeda can you pick Em?! Matt Sydal, Really? Are you serious, bay bay?! A hippie against the damn Elite? Well isn’t this just Jolly? Alright, alright so what’s next in these twelve days of Christmas appetizers, huh? The Grinch? Yeah I said it! Now Wes, you’ve gone and made Adam Cole Mad, so you know what, I’m gonna climb down that damn stoner’s chimney on Christmas Eve of Destruction and you know what Matt Sydal will find under his Christmas tree after?”
A VOICE OFF CAMERA:
“What?”
Adam looked over at where the voice came from and with a smug grin on his face, he answered.
ADAM COLE | BAY BAY:
“A gift wrapped… COLE BAY BAY!”
Then he cocked his leg up like Hwoarang from Tekken as he locked his sights upon the camera lens once more. There was evil intentions in his eyes as he kept his focus with his next words, it was obvious there was a lot more he needed to say as he started to speak once more.
ADAM COLE | BAY BAY:
“Now it’s time to get serious for a second. Matt Sydal. You and I will be squaring off inside the ring at Christmas Eve of Destruction and you and I both know one thing, you’re not even close to being on MY LEVEL… I’m in the big leagues while you’re still stuck at the kid’s table, flipping off ladders just trying to get the attention of the same crowds that have their eyes on me. So eyes up here, Matt because right now the superior athlete is talking and you’re meant to listen. Whatever happens out there at Christmas Eve of Destruction, that’s not going to be my fault, oh no you can blame that on Wes Ikeda as he scheduled this match. Oh yeah, he put you in this situation so Matt remember this, I won’t be responsible for my actions after that bell rings. Now Here’s the thing Matt, you have a choice to make here, you can show up and whatever happens out there, that, well it won’t be personal exactly, it’ll strictly be business but when all is said and done, you’ll realize just how superior I am to you. However, your other choice is, you can stay in the safety of your locker room and forfeit the match to me and allow me to move on to the breakout championship without getting your blood on my hands. The choice is yours, Matt Sydal. The choice is yours. Choose wisely.”
Adam paused here for a moment, he could feel his leg starting to grow tired, however there was a reason he had held this position and the time was about to come for this pose to end as he continued on.
ADAM COLE | BAY BAY:
“Of course, Matt I couldn’t allow you to make this choice without giving you a proper demonstration of what awaits you if this our match does happen and let me make this very clear… Your end will be TOO SWEET… BOOM!”
With that Adam Cole would superkick the cameraman and as he flew backwards, it would sound like he crashed right through a table, at that moment, Adam Cole would pick up the camera, the lens was a little cracked and the visual was blurred, however the carnage could still be seen clear enough as the unconscious cameraman had indeed crashed through a couple of table from that superkick from Adam Cole and now was laid out in what looked like a pool of blood. Then the scene would slowly fade to black.
So as the scene opened up inside the locker room of the Panama City Playboy. Adam Cole looked deeply into the camera lens, his eyes were focused intensely upon that lens as he had a lot to say and it was time for his to get it all out.
ADAM COLE | BAY BAY:
“Kansas… Oh Kansas… First thing’s first, I guess I should kick this off with a very MERRY CHRISTMAS BAY BAY am I right?! Well normally I would be but in this very moment, I am actually wrong BAY BAY because there’s NOTHING MERRY about the situation that I find myself in! You see bay bay, I am not that far off meeting certain doom inside a tables match against some guy that Wes Ikeda could’ve just gotten off the damn street, just to get the hottest commodity, fresh outta the Free Agents’ listings bay bay! You see I was a free man and then I got this call up from Mr Ikeda asking if I wanted to join EBWF and wrestle some top tier guys and you know what I said BAY BAY? Of course I said yes bay bay and well that wasn’t my permission to throw me to lowest tier wrestlers like Maven! Oh no, he’s the bottom of the damn food chain while I’m the fucking Great White shark, swimming in the fucking ocean! Yeah BAY BAY… I’m the Great White Shark against someone like Maven the Clown Fish of the ring and you want me to wrestle him? My god, what is this, whack a mole? You want me to start with the appetizers before I start with the mains? C’mon man, I’m ADAM FUCKING COLE BAY BAY! I am the damn Mainevent around here and you need to start treating me like it!”
Adam would then start to smirk cockily as he kept his eyes locked upon the lens of the camera. His right hand would wipe across his face as if it was cleaning sweat from it for a moment, then he continued.
ADAM COLE | BAY BAY:
“Then we get to the night before Christmas and there’s not even a pop, yet Adam Cole Bay Bay has to fight a stoner? Damn Mr Ikeda can you pick Em?! Matt Sydal, Really? Are you serious, bay bay?! A hippie against the damn Elite? Well isn’t this just Jolly? Alright, alright so what’s next in these twelve days of Christmas appetizers, huh? The Grinch? Yeah I said it! Now Wes, you’ve gone and made Adam Cole Mad, so you know what, I’m gonna climb down that damn stoner’s chimney on Christmas Eve of Destruction and you know what Matt Sydal will find under his Christmas tree after?”
A VOICE OFF CAMERA:
“What?”
Adam looked over at where the voice came from and with a smug grin on his face, he answered.
ADAM COLE | BAY BAY:
“A gift wrapped… COLE BAY BAY!”
Then he cocked his leg up like Hwoarang from Tekken as he locked his sights upon the camera lens once more. There was evil intentions in his eyes as he kept his focus with his next words, it was obvious there was a lot more he needed to say as he started to speak once more.
ADAM COLE | BAY BAY:
“Now it’s time to get serious for a second. Matt Sydal. You and I will be squaring off inside the ring at Christmas Eve of Destruction and you and I both know one thing, you’re not even close to being on MY LEVEL… I’m in the big leagues while you’re still stuck at the kid’s table, flipping off ladders just trying to get the attention of the same crowds that have their eyes on me. So eyes up here, Matt because right now the superior athlete is talking and you’re meant to listen. Whatever happens out there at Christmas Eve of Destruction, that’s not going to be my fault, oh no you can blame that on Wes Ikeda as he scheduled this match. Oh yeah, he put you in this situation so Matt remember this, I won’t be responsible for my actions after that bell rings. Now Here’s the thing Matt, you have a choice to make here, you can show up and whatever happens out there, that, well it won’t be personal exactly, it’ll strictly be business but when all is said and done, you’ll realize just how superior I am to you. However, your other choice is, you can stay in the safety of your locker room and forfeit the match to me and allow me to move on to the breakout championship without getting your blood on my hands. The choice is yours, Matt Sydal. The choice is yours. Choose wisely.”
Adam paused here for a moment, he could feel his leg starting to grow tired, however there was a reason he had held this position and the time was about to come for this pose to end as he continued on.
ADAM COLE | BAY BAY:
“Of course, Matt I couldn’t allow you to make this choice without giving you a proper demonstration of what awaits you if this our match does happen and let me make this very clear… Your end will be TOO SWEET… BOOM!”
With that Adam Cole would superkick the cameraman and as he flew backwards, it would sound like he crashed right through a table, at that moment, Adam Cole would pick up the camera, the lens was a little cracked and the visual was blurred, however the carnage could still be seen clear enough as the unconscious cameraman had indeed crashed through a couple of table from that superkick from Adam Cole and now was laid out in what looked like a pool of blood. Then the scene would slowly fade to black.