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Facing the Big Red.. Oh wait.

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2022 8:32 pm
by A.J
Backstage we see Renee Young in front of a locker room door with a plaque that read "Kevin Steen" on it.
Renee politely knocked on the door and a voice came from the inside.

???:Come in.

Renee entered the room and found Kevin Steen looking at a black sign that had "The Kevin Steen Show" on it in red. Kevin looked at Renee with a smile.

Kevin Steen:What do you think Renee?

Renee Young:It looks good, What's it for?

Steen rubbed his hands together in delight.

Kevin Steen:Well I was thinking of having my own talk show, you know as something to do when I'm not wrestling that would justify my paycheck.

Renee Young:Any ideas for this new show?

Kevin Steen:Well I was thinking of adding other props like maybe a giant TV screen I could call it the Kevintron.

Renee looked confused.

Renee Young:Uh Kevin that was taken years ago by Jericho.

Kevin Steen:Oh yeah I forgot. Maybe I can have two different couches one with Zebra stripes and another with flame designs.

Renee Young:Yeah Christian already took that for The Peep Show.

Kevin Steen:Shit ok well.

Kevin thought about it for a moment.

Kevin Steen:Ok maybe I can have a champagne table and…oh yeah that's MVP's thing.

Kevin threw up his hands.

Ok maybe I can be the only talk show host in EBWF that's under forty years old.

Renee Young:Sorry you've been beaten to the punch on that one.

Kevin Steen:By who?

Renee Young:Alexa Bliss.

Kevin sighed.

Kevin Steen:Alright I give up just ask me your questions.

Renee Young:Well Kevin tonight you go one on one with..

Kevin interrupted.

Kevin Steen:Ah yes my opponent this should be interesting Renee, you see I've seen him wrestle since I was a kid.

Renee looked confused again.

Renee Young:Wait what?

Kevin Steen:Yeah when I was growing up I watched him destroy opponents left and right, win championships, and just be a dominating force. So Renee I was excited when I heard I was wrestling Kane tonight.

Renee sighed.

Renee Young:No Kevin you're facing Alex Kane.

Kevin Steen:The Dynasty guy?

Renee Young:Yes.

Kevin looked disappointed.

Kevin Steen:Well that's disheartening I thought I was wrestling a legend but ok. As far as Alex Kane goes I've seen a little bit of him and he sure loves doing suplexes but I wonder if he has any other moves in his arsenal because it's gonna take more than suplexes to put me down.

Renee Young:Kevin, are you concerned about the other members of Dynasty getting involved?

Kevin Steen:No Renee because if they try anything I'll make them regret it and besides I want MJF healthy because after the match I'm gonna give him a Valentine's Day gift in the form of Alex's severed head.

Kevin chuckled and Renee looked concerned as the scene faded to black.