Facing the Big Red.. Oh wait.
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2022 8:32 pm
Backstage we see Renee Young in front of a locker room door with a plaque that read "Kevin Steen" on it.
Renee politely knocked on the door and a voice came from the inside.
???:Come in.
Renee entered the room and found Kevin Steen looking at a black sign that had "The Kevin Steen Show" on it in red. Kevin looked at Renee with a smile.
Kevin Steen:What do you think Renee?
Renee Young:It looks good, What's it for?
Steen rubbed his hands together in delight.
Kevin Steen:Well I was thinking of having my own talk show, you know as something to do when I'm not wrestling that would justify my paycheck.
Renee Young:Any ideas for this new show?
Kevin Steen:Well I was thinking of adding other props like maybe a giant TV screen I could call it the Kevintron.
Renee looked confused.
Renee Young:Uh Kevin that was taken years ago by Jericho.
Kevin Steen:Oh yeah I forgot. Maybe I can have two different couches one with Zebra stripes and another with flame designs.
Renee Young:Yeah Christian already took that for The Peep Show.
Kevin Steen:Shit ok well.
Kevin thought about it for a moment.
Kevin Steen:Ok maybe I can have a champagne table and…oh yeah that's MVP's thing.
Kevin threw up his hands.
Ok maybe I can be the only talk show host in EBWF that's under forty years old.
Renee Young:Sorry you've been beaten to the punch on that one.
Kevin Steen:By who?
Renee Young:Alexa Bliss.
Kevin sighed.
Kevin Steen:Alright I give up just ask me your questions.
Renee Young:Well Kevin tonight you go one on one with..
Kevin interrupted.
Kevin Steen:Ah yes my opponent this should be interesting Renee, you see I've seen him wrestle since I was a kid.
Renee looked confused again.
Renee Young:Wait what?
Kevin Steen:Yeah when I was growing up I watched him destroy opponents left and right, win championships, and just be a dominating force. So Renee I was excited when I heard I was wrestling Kane tonight.
Renee sighed.
Renee Young:No Kevin you're facing Alex Kane.
Kevin Steen:The Dynasty guy?
Renee Young:Yes.
Kevin looked disappointed.
Kevin Steen:Well that's disheartening I thought I was wrestling a legend but ok. As far as Alex Kane goes I've seen a little bit of him and he sure loves doing suplexes but I wonder if he has any other moves in his arsenal because it's gonna take more than suplexes to put me down.
Renee Young:Kevin, are you concerned about the other members of Dynasty getting involved?
Kevin Steen:No Renee because if they try anything I'll make them regret it and besides I want MJF healthy because after the match I'm gonna give him a Valentine's Day gift in the form of Alex's severed head.
Kevin chuckled and Renee looked concerned as the scene faded to black.
Renee politely knocked on the door and a voice came from the inside.
???:Come in.
Renee entered the room and found Kevin Steen looking at a black sign that had "The Kevin Steen Show" on it in red. Kevin looked at Renee with a smile.
Kevin Steen:What do you think Renee?
Renee Young:It looks good, What's it for?
Steen rubbed his hands together in delight.
Kevin Steen:Well I was thinking of having my own talk show, you know as something to do when I'm not wrestling that would justify my paycheck.
Renee Young:Any ideas for this new show?
Kevin Steen:Well I was thinking of adding other props like maybe a giant TV screen I could call it the Kevintron.
Renee looked confused.
Renee Young:Uh Kevin that was taken years ago by Jericho.
Kevin Steen:Oh yeah I forgot. Maybe I can have two different couches one with Zebra stripes and another with flame designs.
Renee Young:Yeah Christian already took that for The Peep Show.
Kevin Steen:Shit ok well.
Kevin thought about it for a moment.
Kevin Steen:Ok maybe I can have a champagne table and…oh yeah that's MVP's thing.
Kevin threw up his hands.
Ok maybe I can be the only talk show host in EBWF that's under forty years old.
Renee Young:Sorry you've been beaten to the punch on that one.
Kevin Steen:By who?
Renee Young:Alexa Bliss.
Kevin sighed.
Kevin Steen:Alright I give up just ask me your questions.
Renee Young:Well Kevin tonight you go one on one with..
Kevin interrupted.
Kevin Steen:Ah yes my opponent this should be interesting Renee, you see I've seen him wrestle since I was a kid.
Renee looked confused again.
Renee Young:Wait what?
Kevin Steen:Yeah when I was growing up I watched him destroy opponents left and right, win championships, and just be a dominating force. So Renee I was excited when I heard I was wrestling Kane tonight.
Renee sighed.
Renee Young:No Kevin you're facing Alex Kane.
Kevin Steen:The Dynasty guy?
Renee Young:Yes.
Kevin looked disappointed.
Kevin Steen:Well that's disheartening I thought I was wrestling a legend but ok. As far as Alex Kane goes I've seen a little bit of him and he sure loves doing suplexes but I wonder if he has any other moves in his arsenal because it's gonna take more than suplexes to put me down.
Renee Young:Kevin, are you concerned about the other members of Dynasty getting involved?
Kevin Steen:No Renee because if they try anything I'll make them regret it and besides I want MJF healthy because after the match I'm gonna give him a Valentine's Day gift in the form of Alex's severed head.
Kevin chuckled and Renee looked concerned as the scene faded to black.