Backstage, Randy looked up just in time to see the cameraman throwing it to him live on Warfare. He took a deep sigh.

Randy Orton: It has come to my attention that I am going to face Xavier Woods tonight. I guess I need to read the card a little earlier.

Randy snapped his fingers in frustration.

Randy Orton: Sorry, sorry. [bKing Xavier[/b].

His eyebrow arched in an unimpressed fashion.

Randy Orton: As one of the only EBWF superstars to ever be a back to back King in my own right, I can’t say I’ve ever seen a guy call himself King without ever actually winning the big tournament. You see, guys? I can reference it without us getting sued.

He shrugged with a smirk.

Randy Orton: So, “King” Xavier has some Twitter derps on his program and deludes himself into thinking he’s special.

He smirked.

Randy Orton: Enjoy your main event tonight, kid. Take a moment to soak it up, because you’ve peaked. This is as good as it gets for a mid-card talent like yourself. Regardless of what happens, regardless of who wins, you’re only going to go so far in this business.

Randy smirked.

Randy Orton: Longest reigning World Champion. Longest reigning Gateway Champion. Longest reigning tag champion. I’d give you an autograph, “King”, but I only sign during Fanniversary Access, and I don’t think you have the $100 for a picture. So, I’ll tell you what. When I go out to that ring tonight, bring your cellphone, and a 8x10 of the best wrestler in EBWF history, Randy Orton. And once I put you flat on the mat with an RKO, I’ll sign your picture and snap a selfie for you. Don’t worry. You can pay me later.

Randy winked and walked off as the scene faded to black.