Similarities and differences
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 10:37 pm
The two former Women's champions Alexa Bliss and Liv Morgan were getting ready as the scene opened. Alexa was putting on her gloves while Liv was applying her trademark eye makeup.
Alexa Bliss:Why do you put your makeup on like it's running?
Liv giggled at Alexa's question.
Liv Morgan:Well I like to think of it as war paint and since one of our opponents is Trish Stratus this match will probably end up being a war.
Alexa nodded.
Alexa Bliss:You got a point there. Trish and Natalya two people who show up less than Tommaso Ciampa and yet somehow they are the two most annoying bitches on the roster. Actually, scratch that it's just Trish Nattie is harmless for the most part.
Liv raised an eyebrow.
Liv Morgan:What's wrong Lexi, are you scared of saying mean things about the boss's wife?
Alexa lightly punched Liv's arm.
Alexa Bliss:No it's just that I only want to beat the hell out of Trish so in this match you can take care of Natalya.
Liv smiled and shook her head.
Liv Morgan:Ok, by the way, I wrote down that list.
Alexa Bliss:Good. Let's go down the list of our opponent's similarities and stuff.
Liv saluted like a soldier and started to read the list.
Liv Morgan:Ok first similarities between our opponents and us. We all have blond hair.
Alexa chuckled and twirled her hair.
Liv Morgan:We all are former Women's champions.
Liv immediately put her hand over her mouth.
Liv Morgan:Sorry.
Alexa Bliss:It's fine.
Liv nodded and went back to reading the list.
Liv Morgan:Ok now onto the differences. They think they're better than everybody, They are Canadian and we are American.
Alexa Bliss:Anything else?
Liv smirked.
Liv Morgan:Well we are something they're not and that's Slurpee queens.
Alexa laughed.
Alexa Bliss:You're right on that one.
Liv Morgan:And after we win tonight we can have a Slurpee bash.
Liv put the list away.
Liv Morgan:Well I guess it's time to bash some brains.
Alexa Bliss:In the words of Stone Cold, Oh Hell Yeah.
The two laughed and left the room as the scene faded to black.
Alexa Bliss:Why do you put your makeup on like it's running?
Liv giggled at Alexa's question.
Liv Morgan:Well I like to think of it as war paint and since one of our opponents is Trish Stratus this match will probably end up being a war.
Alexa nodded.
Alexa Bliss:You got a point there. Trish and Natalya two people who show up less than Tommaso Ciampa and yet somehow they are the two most annoying bitches on the roster. Actually, scratch that it's just Trish Nattie is harmless for the most part.
Liv raised an eyebrow.
Liv Morgan:What's wrong Lexi, are you scared of saying mean things about the boss's wife?
Alexa lightly punched Liv's arm.
Alexa Bliss:No it's just that I only want to beat the hell out of Trish so in this match you can take care of Natalya.
Liv smiled and shook her head.
Liv Morgan:Ok, by the way, I wrote down that list.
Alexa Bliss:Good. Let's go down the list of our opponent's similarities and stuff.
Liv saluted like a soldier and started to read the list.
Liv Morgan:Ok first similarities between our opponents and us. We all have blond hair.
Alexa chuckled and twirled her hair.
Liv Morgan:We all are former Women's champions.
Liv immediately put her hand over her mouth.
Liv Morgan:Sorry.
Alexa Bliss:It's fine.
Liv nodded and went back to reading the list.
Liv Morgan:Ok now onto the differences. They think they're better than everybody, They are Canadian and we are American.
Alexa Bliss:Anything else?
Liv smirked.
Liv Morgan:Well we are something they're not and that's Slurpee queens.
Alexa laughed.
Alexa Bliss:You're right on that one.
Liv Morgan:And after we win tonight we can have a Slurpee bash.
Liv put the list away.
Liv Morgan:Well I guess it's time to bash some brains.
Alexa Bliss:In the words of Stone Cold, Oh Hell Yeah.
The two laughed and left the room as the scene faded to black.