For Fanniversary! (Peep Show 28/10/2012)
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:55 pm
[The cameras faded in with Christian wearing a black edition of the "Get Mad" shirt and black jeans, standing in front of the "Peep Show" scenario, this edition shot in black and white.]
Christian: Hello, my peeps watching this all around the world, my name is Christian, and this little thing... Is the Peep Show! Now, I know that it's been a troubling and unsettling few days for EBWF staff members, roster members, and respective families but, as it is said... the show must go on. As you can see, this edition is being shot in black and white as a way to acknowledge, honor and pay tribute to those affected by the tragedy on Wednesday. But let's not talk about that anymore. Let's focus our attention on Fanniversary, the show that will mark the eleventh birthday of our great company. On this show I'll be teaming up with Rhyno to face none other than "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan and "The Bad Guy" Scott Hall.
[All of a sudden, Rhyno walks in on the shot from the side, wearing the black "Gore" shirt, and grey jeans. Rhyno walked up to Christian, blatantly eating a Kebab.]
Christian: Really, dude?
Rhyno: ... What? ...
Christian: Forget it... As I saying, we'll be facing Hul...
Rhyno: You really should try this, it's really hot and spicy!
Christian: Unless there's an analogy coming between Kebabs and our opponents, I don't want to hear it...
Rhyno: Fine... douche.
[Rhyno tosses the Kebab on the table and finishes chewing it up. As soon as Rhyno swallows the food, he signals Christian to carry on the show, which he does as they both turn to face the camera.]
Christian: Anyway... As I was saying, we'll be facing Hogan and Hall in a #1 Contender's match for the Tag Team titles... Now let's be honest, that's not a PPV match, that's a Warfare match. The REAL PPV match is Christian and Rhyno versus BarRyder! To be honest, I'm not quite sure whether or not Hogan can convince the nurses back at the home to drive them to the arena for the match...
Rhyno: I doubt that, you know Hogan's not in any condition to be out on the street. I heard that he tried to scoop slam and leg drop the bonsai tree back at the home, because he thought it had screwed the maple syrup out of a title win. I think i saw that already somewhere... Though I don't recall the original maple syrup to be too content with Hogan.
Christian: Now, now, we both know that the maple syrup had every right to be upset, Hogan can be a pain in the ass. He can also be a tingly, feel-good sensation in the ass, or so has told me his former employer. Who, by the way, also gave the maple syrup something to be upset about. So much so, that he left Vinnieville never to return again. But anyways, back to Hogan, the only guy whose hair has decided to bail, before he even became the living, breathing, walking and talking joke that he has become.
Rhyno: Apparently, Hogan thinks that he can put on the old black and white gear, give up the vitamins and the prayers, and all of a sudden he's considered "Bad-Ass", "cool" and "fresh"... No, man, that's not how it works! Let me explain it to you, just because someone changes the label on a bottle of water, that doesn't mean that the water is different. Same goes for you, old man. You think that just because you changed from "Hulkamania" to "Hollywood" that you are any different from the big old smelly bucket of crap that you were? If you do, then your mind really is slipping away from you, and you desperately need help. That's where we come in, come Sunday, we'll be kicking your ass so hard, we'll go over "Hulkamania" and probably get Rip back!
Christian: We all know how that piece of garbage turned out. Next in line we have Scott Hall, "The Outsider", "The Bad Guy", a member of "The Kliq"... Unfortunately, he's also "The No-Show", "The Liability", and a guy you wouldn't entrust your main event with... He's a slacker, a lazy guy, and all around just a risky hire. Now, what he's doing in EBWF, I don't know... but if he sticks with Hogan, he won't be in EBWF for long.
Rhyno: Hall is so... uh... Hall has... uh... Yeah I got nothing on Ramon, he's just boring. I mean seriously he's got nothing to him. Yeah he was in the almighty New World Order, but that died out, as well as his career died when WCW died. He's just now trying to revive it through EBWF, but let me guarantee you one thing...
Christian: You're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, are you?
Rhyno: When that bell rings...
Christian: Please don't.
Rhyno: Whether it's Hogan or Hall in the ring...
Christian: Management told us not to break anything...
Rhyno: One of you...
Christian: I will slap you!
Rhyno: Will feel the never-ending pain...
Christian: You leave me no choice..
Rhyno: OF THE GORE!!! YEAAHHHHHHHH..
[Christian slapped Rhyno across the face, interrupting his scream. Rhyno fixed his hair, straightened his shirt, and nodded to Christian, thanking him.]
Christian: Alright guys, thanks for watching, remember to put a like on this video, a favorite, a comment and subscribe to my channel; Go back and watch all the previous editions of “The Peep Show”; Follow at Christian4Peeps on Twitter, watch Fanniversary, live on PPV… And Remember: My heart beats for my peeps!
[Christian hit his chest two times and when he was going for a third time, Rhyno punched him in the face, sending him crashing to the floor.]
Rhyno: GORE!!!!! YEAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE!
[Rhyno kept repeating the word "Gore" over and over again, until the scene faded to black, ending the segment.]
Christian: Hello, my peeps watching this all around the world, my name is Christian, and this little thing... Is the Peep Show! Now, I know that it's been a troubling and unsettling few days for EBWF staff members, roster members, and respective families but, as it is said... the show must go on. As you can see, this edition is being shot in black and white as a way to acknowledge, honor and pay tribute to those affected by the tragedy on Wednesday. But let's not talk about that anymore. Let's focus our attention on Fanniversary, the show that will mark the eleventh birthday of our great company. On this show I'll be teaming up with Rhyno to face none other than "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan and "The Bad Guy" Scott Hall.
[All of a sudden, Rhyno walks in on the shot from the side, wearing the black "Gore" shirt, and grey jeans. Rhyno walked up to Christian, blatantly eating a Kebab.]
Christian: Really, dude?
Rhyno: ... What? ...
Christian: Forget it... As I saying, we'll be facing Hul...
Rhyno: You really should try this, it's really hot and spicy!
Christian: Unless there's an analogy coming between Kebabs and our opponents, I don't want to hear it...
Rhyno: Fine... douche.
[Rhyno tosses the Kebab on the table and finishes chewing it up. As soon as Rhyno swallows the food, he signals Christian to carry on the show, which he does as they both turn to face the camera.]
Christian: Anyway... As I was saying, we'll be facing Hogan and Hall in a #1 Contender's match for the Tag Team titles... Now let's be honest, that's not a PPV match, that's a Warfare match. The REAL PPV match is Christian and Rhyno versus BarRyder! To be honest, I'm not quite sure whether or not Hogan can convince the nurses back at the home to drive them to the arena for the match...
Rhyno: I doubt that, you know Hogan's not in any condition to be out on the street. I heard that he tried to scoop slam and leg drop the bonsai tree back at the home, because he thought it had screwed the maple syrup out of a title win. I think i saw that already somewhere... Though I don't recall the original maple syrup to be too content with Hogan.
Christian: Now, now, we both know that the maple syrup had every right to be upset, Hogan can be a pain in the ass. He can also be a tingly, feel-good sensation in the ass, or so has told me his former employer. Who, by the way, also gave the maple syrup something to be upset about. So much so, that he left Vinnieville never to return again. But anyways, back to Hogan, the only guy whose hair has decided to bail, before he even became the living, breathing, walking and talking joke that he has become.
Rhyno: Apparently, Hogan thinks that he can put on the old black and white gear, give up the vitamins and the prayers, and all of a sudden he's considered "Bad-Ass", "cool" and "fresh"... No, man, that's not how it works! Let me explain it to you, just because someone changes the label on a bottle of water, that doesn't mean that the water is different. Same goes for you, old man. You think that just because you changed from "Hulkamania" to "Hollywood" that you are any different from the big old smelly bucket of crap that you were? If you do, then your mind really is slipping away from you, and you desperately need help. That's where we come in, come Sunday, we'll be kicking your ass so hard, we'll go over "Hulkamania" and probably get Rip back!
Christian: We all know how that piece of garbage turned out. Next in line we have Scott Hall, "The Outsider", "The Bad Guy", a member of "The Kliq"... Unfortunately, he's also "The No-Show", "The Liability", and a guy you wouldn't entrust your main event with... He's a slacker, a lazy guy, and all around just a risky hire. Now, what he's doing in EBWF, I don't know... but if he sticks with Hogan, he won't be in EBWF for long.
Rhyno: Hall is so... uh... Hall has... uh... Yeah I got nothing on Ramon, he's just boring. I mean seriously he's got nothing to him. Yeah he was in the almighty New World Order, but that died out, as well as his career died when WCW died. He's just now trying to revive it through EBWF, but let me guarantee you one thing...
Christian: You're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, are you?
Rhyno: When that bell rings...
Christian: Please don't.
Rhyno: Whether it's Hogan or Hall in the ring...
Christian: Management told us not to break anything...
Rhyno: One of you...
Christian: I will slap you!
Rhyno: Will feel the never-ending pain...
Christian: You leave me no choice..
Rhyno: OF THE GORE!!! YEAAHHHHHHHH..
[Christian slapped Rhyno across the face, interrupting his scream. Rhyno fixed his hair, straightened his shirt, and nodded to Christian, thanking him.]
Christian: Alright guys, thanks for watching, remember to put a like on this video, a favorite, a comment and subscribe to my channel; Go back and watch all the previous editions of “The Peep Show”; Follow at Christian4Peeps on Twitter, watch Fanniversary, live on PPV… And Remember: My heart beats for my peeps!
[Christian hit his chest two times and when he was going for a third time, Rhyno punched him in the face, sending him crashing to the floor.]
Rhyno: GORE!!!!! YEAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE! GORE!
[Rhyno kept repeating the word "Gore" over and over again, until the scene faded to black, ending the segment.]