That’s so Maven
Posted: Mon May 30, 2022 10:11 pm
The scene opened up on the set of EBWF “inside and out “ with Jim Ross . Jim was sitting in one of the two chairs in center frame in a long sleeve black EBWF collared shirt. He was being mic ‘d up. A couple of beats later the door in the background opened and Riddle walked in. He was in a black hoodie with gold writing on the back that read “Riddle” and matching black shorts as well as a black baseball cap with a gold Yankees logo on it. He shook Jim’s hand and had a goofy smile on his face as he sat down.
Riddle: Bro this set is like really nice !
Jim Ross: Well thank you Matt - it’s nice to have you here.
Riddle was distracted. There was skittles in a bowl on the table.
Riddle: Are these skittles just like to take ?
Jim Ross: Sure - help yourself.
Riddle: Saweeet !
Riddle grabbed a handful of skittles and popped them in his mouth.
Jim Ross: You ready to get started ?
Riddle: Ready Freddy!
There was an awkward silence. Riddle was smiling the whole time.
Jim Ross: Ok here we go !
Director: Ok guys we’re on in 3-2-1.
Jim Ross: Hello ladies and gentlemen I’m Jim Ross and welcome to another edition of EBWF Inside and Out. My guest today is about to make his EBWF debut. Please welcome Riddle !
Riddle smiled.
Riddle: That’s me !
Jim Ross: indeed it is ! So you debut at Warfare going up against Maven. What are your thoughts ? You must have a lot of feelings going into match 1!
Riddle thought for a second.
Riddle: Well I mean I was hungry earlier- then I had a sausage egg and cheese. Now I’m just like kind of feeling sad because I ate it too fast, I kinda have to poop, but I’m like holding it. I’d say there’s a lot going on right now bro.
Jim Ross: Well.. ok .. I guess I meant about the match.
Riddle: What match ?
Jim Ross: Against Maven.
Riddle: What’s a Maven?
Jim Ross: Hes your opponent.
Riddle: Oh really ? That’s cool.
There was silence. Jim realized Riddle was not going to add anything.
Jim Ross: So what are your thoughts on the match ?
Riddle: Um - I mean- I’ve never really heard of him, but I mean his name is cool. Sounds like Raven and that was a great show on Disney channel. She was like a psychic. It’s actually making me feel kind of psychic myself. Im getting a vision Jimbo.. here it comes.. yes it’s clear.. I can definitely see myself crushing Maven and moving on the second round! It’s glorious ! Im like celebrating and jumping around.. and Maven is just lying there.. that’s so Maven.. it’s the future I can see.. that’s so maven.. Riddle with the victoryyyy
Jim was dumb founded. He shook his head.
Jim Ross: Pretty confident for your first match. Talk about what led you here and why you have so much belief in yourself.
Riddle: Here as in this building ? I mean I just drove my car here. Woulda been here sooner, but I couldn’t find my keys.. those little buggers are always going missing ! I believe in myself because if I didn’t , who would ? I know I’m good- I know I’m better than Maven.. at least I think so.. again. . No idea who he is bro.
Jim Ross: I meant here as in the EBWF.
Riddle: Ohhhhhh…
Again no elaboration.
Jim Ross: Anything to add to how you arrived in the EBWF?
Riddle: Well I mean they asked me.. I wasn’t too busy.. all my Doritos were gone. So I figured what the heck.. I’m in!
He smiled and gave Jim a thumbs up. Jim had had enough.
Jim Ross: Well ok then.. anything to add on anything at all.
Riddle: Nah bro I’m cool.. can’t wait to win! Thanks for having me .. and for the Skittles. You rule bro.
Riddle stood up and dapped Jim up - Jim was awkward and uncomfortable . Riddle exited the scene promptly - Jim turned to the director and producers and shrugged as the scene faded out.
Riddle: Bro this set is like really nice !
Jim Ross: Well thank you Matt - it’s nice to have you here.
Riddle was distracted. There was skittles in a bowl on the table.
Riddle: Are these skittles just like to take ?
Jim Ross: Sure - help yourself.
Riddle: Saweeet !
Riddle grabbed a handful of skittles and popped them in his mouth.
Jim Ross: You ready to get started ?
Riddle: Ready Freddy!
There was an awkward silence. Riddle was smiling the whole time.
Jim Ross: Ok here we go !
Director: Ok guys we’re on in 3-2-1.
Jim Ross: Hello ladies and gentlemen I’m Jim Ross and welcome to another edition of EBWF Inside and Out. My guest today is about to make his EBWF debut. Please welcome Riddle !
Riddle smiled.
Riddle: That’s me !
Jim Ross: indeed it is ! So you debut at Warfare going up against Maven. What are your thoughts ? You must have a lot of feelings going into match 1!
Riddle thought for a second.
Riddle: Well I mean I was hungry earlier- then I had a sausage egg and cheese. Now I’m just like kind of feeling sad because I ate it too fast, I kinda have to poop, but I’m like holding it. I’d say there’s a lot going on right now bro.
Jim Ross: Well.. ok .. I guess I meant about the match.
Riddle: What match ?
Jim Ross: Against Maven.
Riddle: What’s a Maven?
Jim Ross: Hes your opponent.
Riddle: Oh really ? That’s cool.
There was silence. Jim realized Riddle was not going to add anything.
Jim Ross: So what are your thoughts on the match ?
Riddle: Um - I mean- I’ve never really heard of him, but I mean his name is cool. Sounds like Raven and that was a great show on Disney channel. She was like a psychic. It’s actually making me feel kind of psychic myself. Im getting a vision Jimbo.. here it comes.. yes it’s clear.. I can definitely see myself crushing Maven and moving on the second round! It’s glorious ! Im like celebrating and jumping around.. and Maven is just lying there.. that’s so Maven.. it’s the future I can see.. that’s so maven.. Riddle with the victoryyyy
Jim was dumb founded. He shook his head.
Jim Ross: Pretty confident for your first match. Talk about what led you here and why you have so much belief in yourself.
Riddle: Here as in this building ? I mean I just drove my car here. Woulda been here sooner, but I couldn’t find my keys.. those little buggers are always going missing ! I believe in myself because if I didn’t , who would ? I know I’m good- I know I’m better than Maven.. at least I think so.. again. . No idea who he is bro.
Jim Ross: I meant here as in the EBWF.
Riddle: Ohhhhhh…
Again no elaboration.
Jim Ross: Anything to add to how you arrived in the EBWF?
Riddle: Well I mean they asked me.. I wasn’t too busy.. all my Doritos were gone. So I figured what the heck.. I’m in!
He smiled and gave Jim a thumbs up. Jim had had enough.
Jim Ross: Well ok then.. anything to add on anything at all.
Riddle: Nah bro I’m cool.. can’t wait to win! Thanks for having me .. and for the Skittles. You rule bro.
Riddle stood up and dapped Jim up - Jim was awkward and uncomfortable . Riddle exited the scene promptly - Jim turned to the director and producers and shrugged as the scene faded out.