A.P.I
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 7:25 pm
Johnny Gargano's return to EBWF hasn't exactly been perfect. First he lost at Christmas Eve Of Destruction and failed to get the number 30 spot in the Last Survivor match and then he failed to win the Last Survivor match. After that he wasn't on EBWF programming until the final Warfare before Fallout when he faced Breakout Champion Brock Anderson and after a big post match brawl Gargano finds himself in a match on the Fallout pay-per-view for the Breakout title though it won't be easy as not only is he facing three tough opponents in Brock Anderson,Christopher Daniels,and Maxwell Jacob Friedman,but he must defeat them in a Ladder match.
The scene opened backstage hours before the show,Johnny Gargano was standing in front of a white board alongside a nervous looking man in a suit.
Johnny Gargano:The day has arrived EBWF Fallout and of course you can't have an EBWF pay-per-view without Johnny Wrestling and tonight I have a big opportunity when I compete for the EBWF Breakout Championship. Now in this match I will be competing against not one,not two,but three opponents and I'm here to discuss them right now and to make things fun I have a friend here who will draw on this white board as I am talking about each of my opponents,Let's call him my artistic promo interpreter.
Gargano turned to the man.
Johnny Gargano:Now please tell the audience your name.
"Joseph Park"
Johnny Gargano:Joseph Park ladies and gentlemen. Hey you look familiar..
Joseph Park:What do you mean Mr.Gargano?
Johnny shrugged.
Johnny Gargano:Nevermind onto my opponents first is The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels.
In the background Park drew a picture of Daniels on the white board.
Johnny Gargano:Chris you've certainly have had a good career over the last 30 years or so and now you've decided to leave a comfortable office position in Jacksonville to wrestle in EBWF.
At this point Joseph Park had drawn Daniels sitting at an office desk then an arrow pointing to him in his ring gear.
Johnny Gargano:Now you're back to talking about sinners and God and quoting the Bible. Seriously Christopher we already have one guy calling himself The Messiah we don't need a guy calling himself The Fallen Angel I honestly missed you drinking Apple tinis and strutting like a goofball,Maybe after I win tonight you will go back to being a fun guy.
Gargano shook his head.
Johnny Gargano:Now onto everyone's favorite scarf wearing rich asshole MJF.
Joseph drew a picture of MJF on the board.
Johnny Gargano:Max you seem to love ripping everyone off I mean you base your entire personality off of The Miz,you wear a scarf like you're 2016 Chris Jericho,and your faction is flipping NWO rip off right down to the name.
Park wrote Copycat above the MJF drawing.
Johnny Gargano:You saying you're better than everyone is a complete joke because when it comes to in-ring ability you are at about a 2 which is probably why you rely on your buddies to win every match for you. All you done in your entire career is talk trash that you can't back up,not on your own at least and hopefully after you have a ladder shoved down your throat you'll shut up for good.
Johnny crossed his fingers.
Johnny Gargano:And finally the Breakout Champion Baroooooocckkkk Anderson.
Joseph now drew a picture of the champion.
Johnny Gargano:As the son of the legendary Arn Anderson you have a big pair of shoes to fill don't ya Brock,You have done very well so far and you even beat me on Warfare…barely. Unfortunately for you there won't be any lucky breaks in this Ladder match. Also quick question why the hell do you keep calling the Last Survivor match Lone Survivor? Do you have a lack of intelligence or do you just have the attention span of a one year old?
This time Park drew a tiny brain and a one year old baby in the background.
Johnny Gargano:Well hopefully you know how to climb a ladder or else we're gonna have an embarrassing moment on our hands. Anyway it doesn't matter Brock because you will not be walking out of New York as EBWF Breakout Champion in fact none of you will because that man is me Johnny Wrestling not Mr.Wrestling Brocky boy.
Joseph Park drew a picture of Gargano with the Breakout Championship standing on top of a ladder. Johnny admired it as the scene faded to black.
The scene opened backstage hours before the show,Johnny Gargano was standing in front of a white board alongside a nervous looking man in a suit.
Johnny Gargano:The day has arrived EBWF Fallout and of course you can't have an EBWF pay-per-view without Johnny Wrestling and tonight I have a big opportunity when I compete for the EBWF Breakout Championship. Now in this match I will be competing against not one,not two,but three opponents and I'm here to discuss them right now and to make things fun I have a friend here who will draw on this white board as I am talking about each of my opponents,Let's call him my artistic promo interpreter.
Gargano turned to the man.
Johnny Gargano:Now please tell the audience your name.
"Joseph Park"
Johnny Gargano:Joseph Park ladies and gentlemen. Hey you look familiar..
Joseph Park:What do you mean Mr.Gargano?
Johnny shrugged.
Johnny Gargano:Nevermind onto my opponents first is The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels.
In the background Park drew a picture of Daniels on the white board.
Johnny Gargano:Chris you've certainly have had a good career over the last 30 years or so and now you've decided to leave a comfortable office position in Jacksonville to wrestle in EBWF.
At this point Joseph Park had drawn Daniels sitting at an office desk then an arrow pointing to him in his ring gear.
Johnny Gargano:Now you're back to talking about sinners and God and quoting the Bible. Seriously Christopher we already have one guy calling himself The Messiah we don't need a guy calling himself The Fallen Angel I honestly missed you drinking Apple tinis and strutting like a goofball,Maybe after I win tonight you will go back to being a fun guy.
Gargano shook his head.
Johnny Gargano:Now onto everyone's favorite scarf wearing rich asshole MJF.
Joseph drew a picture of MJF on the board.
Johnny Gargano:Max you seem to love ripping everyone off I mean you base your entire personality off of The Miz,you wear a scarf like you're 2016 Chris Jericho,and your faction is flipping NWO rip off right down to the name.
Park wrote Copycat above the MJF drawing.
Johnny Gargano:You saying you're better than everyone is a complete joke because when it comes to in-ring ability you are at about a 2 which is probably why you rely on your buddies to win every match for you. All you done in your entire career is talk trash that you can't back up,not on your own at least and hopefully after you have a ladder shoved down your throat you'll shut up for good.
Johnny crossed his fingers.
Johnny Gargano:And finally the Breakout Champion Baroooooocckkkk Anderson.
Joseph now drew a picture of the champion.
Johnny Gargano:As the son of the legendary Arn Anderson you have a big pair of shoes to fill don't ya Brock,You have done very well so far and you even beat me on Warfare…barely. Unfortunately for you there won't be any lucky breaks in this Ladder match. Also quick question why the hell do you keep calling the Last Survivor match Lone Survivor? Do you have a lack of intelligence or do you just have the attention span of a one year old?
This time Park drew a tiny brain and a one year old baby in the background.
Johnny Gargano:Well hopefully you know how to climb a ladder or else we're gonna have an embarrassing moment on our hands. Anyway it doesn't matter Brock because you will not be walking out of New York as EBWF Breakout Champion in fact none of you will because that man is me Johnny Wrestling not Mr.Wrestling Brocky boy.
Joseph Park drew a picture of Gargano with the Breakout Championship standing on top of a ladder. Johnny admired it as the scene faded to black.