Boo Hoo
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2023 8:36 pm
Alex Marvez stood in front of a locker room door and knocked on it a few times,Alex turned to the camera while waiting for the door to open.
Alex Marvez:Ladies and Gentlemen I'm going to try and interview Christian Cage about..
Marvez was interrupted by the door opening and The Instant Classic Christian Cage stepped out of the room looking completely disinterested.
Alex Marvez:Oh thanks for joining me Christian I was just telling the viewers at that tonight you're facing-
Christian Cage:Taz's boy.
Marvez seemed caught off guard a bit by Christian's interruption.
Alex Marvez:Well yes but first I want to get your thoughts on the events of the Fallout pay-per-view.
Christian's look of disinterest became one of annoyance.
Christian Cage:You wanna talk about Fallout? Ok let's talk about the bullshit that went down at Fallout because I was unjustifiably assaulted not only by Becky and Alexa but also by the Hell’s Angels. Someone please tell me why it was ok for them to bring the Hell’s Angels to ringside,those guys are criminals for fucks sake. I didn't even do anything I was just minding my own business when I was attacked by those thugs and their biker buddies.
Christian shook his head at the memory.
Christian Cage:And after that whole mess I come here tonight and find out that I'm wrestling Taz Junior of all people. I mean you've got to be kidding me someone should've told Wes that I don't practice with newbies.
Alex Marvez:Well I wouldn't call Hook a newbie,he's proven to be a very skilled competitor and he made some comments about you earlier.
Christian laughed.
Christian Cage:By that you mean he said like five words and let his fat midget father do the rest like always.
Alex Marvez:Well he made it clear he isn't a fan of your recent actions.
Christian shrugged.
Christian Cage:Boo hoo I don't give a shit,he can cry about on Twitter like everyone else and the butterball that created him said that I'm jealous of Alexa,Me an eight time EBWF world champion jealous of a fun size cosplayer who couldn't lace up my boots. Hook you also can't lace up my boots buddy hell you're so pathetic that you have to have your daddy talk for you. Tonight I'm going to teach you a lesson on what it's like to be in the ring with the greatest of all time and don't worry it's on the house.
Christian smirked and walked back inside his locker room as the scene faded to black.
Alex Marvez:Ladies and Gentlemen I'm going to try and interview Christian Cage about..
Marvez was interrupted by the door opening and The Instant Classic Christian Cage stepped out of the room looking completely disinterested.
Alex Marvez:Oh thanks for joining me Christian I was just telling the viewers at that tonight you're facing-
Christian Cage:Taz's boy.
Marvez seemed caught off guard a bit by Christian's interruption.
Alex Marvez:Well yes but first I want to get your thoughts on the events of the Fallout pay-per-view.
Christian's look of disinterest became one of annoyance.
Christian Cage:You wanna talk about Fallout? Ok let's talk about the bullshit that went down at Fallout because I was unjustifiably assaulted not only by Becky and Alexa but also by the Hell’s Angels. Someone please tell me why it was ok for them to bring the Hell’s Angels to ringside,those guys are criminals for fucks sake. I didn't even do anything I was just minding my own business when I was attacked by those thugs and their biker buddies.
Christian shook his head at the memory.
Christian Cage:And after that whole mess I come here tonight and find out that I'm wrestling Taz Junior of all people. I mean you've got to be kidding me someone should've told Wes that I don't practice with newbies.
Alex Marvez:Well I wouldn't call Hook a newbie,he's proven to be a very skilled competitor and he made some comments about you earlier.
Christian laughed.
Christian Cage:By that you mean he said like five words and let his fat midget father do the rest like always.
Alex Marvez:Well he made it clear he isn't a fan of your recent actions.
Christian shrugged.
Christian Cage:Boo hoo I don't give a shit,he can cry about on Twitter like everyone else and the butterball that created him said that I'm jealous of Alexa,Me an eight time EBWF world champion jealous of a fun size cosplayer who couldn't lace up my boots. Hook you also can't lace up my boots buddy hell you're so pathetic that you have to have your daddy talk for you. Tonight I'm going to teach you a lesson on what it's like to be in the ring with the greatest of all time and don't worry it's on the house.
Christian smirked and walked back inside his locker room as the scene faded to black.