Rock 'n Chuck
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2023 8:10 pm
The scene faded from black before a big expensive mahogany desk. Cigar smoke fumed up into the ceilling as a raspy cackle could be heard. The beat drops slowly and the camera pans up to show Rocky Romero sitting on the desk, smoking a cigar and piercing a whole through the camera with his eye, eyepatch in motion.
From behind the desk, Chuck Taylor emerged slowly with a smile of approval and a slow clap.
Chuck Taylor: Yeah, add that to the list of things I will never be able to do.
Rocky laughed, taking a drag from his cigar.
Rocky Romero: I’ve seen ‘em come and go… Bigshot after bigshot. I’ve seen their faces when they’re getting back up after getting their asses handed to them. Kids like Brock are a dime a dozen in Japan…He’s not even the toughest Brock in the business , he’s by far not even the toughest Anderson. I figured someone getting ready to match up with me would at least bother to do his homework and research his opponent, study tapes... He just thrash talked and rambled on and on, worse than a dentist drill.
Chuck Taylor: Is he related to Ken Anderson?
Rocky Romero:
God no… Not that it matters Chuckie. You know what matters?
Chuck Taylor: La familia es primero? (Family is first?)
Rocky Romero:
What? No...
Chuck shrugged.
Chuck Taylor: Sorry, based on movies I watched lately it was either family or a pair of legs.
Rocky Romero:
What matters most is sending a message. Brock can beat me; sure… He’s younger; he’s bigger, he might not have that much experience but still… One thing he can’t do is leave that ring without remembering my name….
The beat suddenly was dropped again, Rocky smiled and turned to Chuck.
The scene faded to black as Rocky stood up from the chair and smiled
Rocky Romero:
Lil Brock is on a rant: moan, bitch and whine.
I’d be flipping too if I had a receding hairline.
He says I’m a nobody, he even searched online.
Better google for minoxidil, or call bald boys hotline.
He says he hasn’t heard from Azucar Romero
Wrestling him will be like facing Alfonso Ribeiro
You wanna act tough, mijo, got big shoes to fill
But what you don’t realize is that my bars can kill.
Azucar Romero, mucho gusto, there’s no equal…
Bet old man Anderson will be skipping this sequel.
He holds hard irons in public, tonight Imma play the back nine.
This King of the Ring tournament is in the sack, it is mine!
You don’t like Azucar, I see it with my one good eye.
You just can’t have sugar; When blood glucose is sky high!
Come Monday night at warfare,
You’ll lose the match and the rest of your hair
I will leave you laying on the floor, gasping for air
Azucar Romero will send you back to daycare!
Lil Brock is on a rant: moan, bitch and whine.
I’d be flipping too if I had a receding hairline.
He says I’m a nobody, he even searched online.
Better google for minoxidil, or call bald boys hotline.
He says he hasn’t heard from Azucar Romero
Wrestling him will be like facing Alfonso Ribeiro
You wanna act tough, mijo, got big shoes to fill
But what you don’t realize is that my bars can kill.
Azucar Romero, mucho gusto, there’s no equal…
Bet old man Anderson will be skipping this sequel.
He holds hard irons in public, tonight Imma play the back nine.
This King of the Ring tournament is in the sack, it is mine!
You don’t like Azucar, I see it with my one good eye.
You just can’t have sugar; When blood glucose is sky high!
Come Monday night at warfare,
You’ll lose the match and the rest of your hair
I will leave you laying on the floor, gasping for air
Azucar Romero will send you back to daycare!
From behind the desk, Chuck Taylor emerged slowly with a smile of approval and a slow clap.
Chuck Taylor: Yeah, add that to the list of things I will never be able to do.
Rocky laughed, taking a drag from his cigar.
Rocky Romero: I’ve seen ‘em come and go… Bigshot after bigshot. I’ve seen their faces when they’re getting back up after getting their asses handed to them. Kids like Brock are a dime a dozen in Japan…He’s not even the toughest Brock in the business , he’s by far not even the toughest Anderson. I figured someone getting ready to match up with me would at least bother to do his homework and research his opponent, study tapes... He just thrash talked and rambled on and on, worse than a dentist drill.
Chuck Taylor: Is he related to Ken Anderson?
Rocky Romero:
God no… Not that it matters Chuckie. You know what matters?
Chuck Taylor: La familia es primero? (Family is first?)
Rocky Romero:
What? No...
Chuck shrugged.
Chuck Taylor: Sorry, based on movies I watched lately it was either family or a pair of legs.
Rocky Romero:
What matters most is sending a message. Brock can beat me; sure… He’s younger; he’s bigger, he might not have that much experience but still… One thing he can’t do is leave that ring without remembering my name….
The beat suddenly was dropped again, Rocky smiled and turned to Chuck.
Rocky Romero:
I’m no Balboa and my Hooks aren’t deadly
Here’s part two of my Brock dissing medley
Sure I am no actor, I’m no Hollywood star
But from here I can tell your ass ain’t on par
You’re no Brock Lesnar, you don’t know the octagon
The stakes are high; hope you’ve got your diaper on
Rocky Romero, I am soon to be crowned
Meanwhile baby Brock is type 2 Diabetes bound
Eyepatch wearing but I've got 20/20 eyesight
Kick you so hard you'll have a hard time walking upright
Munching on baconators will seriously hurt your ability
Are you taking Propecia? There goes your fertility
Slap on a toupe, hide that shining bald head
Come Monday night you'll wish you were dead
Let’s face it Brock, your daddy was a mean enforcer enforcer
but ain’t coming out alive after the bell rings at Warfare.
I’m no Balboa and my Hooks aren’t deadly
Here’s part two of my Brock dissing medley
Sure I am no actor, I’m no Hollywood star
But from here I can tell your ass ain’t on par
You’re no Brock Lesnar, you don’t know the octagon
The stakes are high; hope you’ve got your diaper on
Rocky Romero, I am soon to be crowned
Meanwhile baby Brock is type 2 Diabetes bound
Eyepatch wearing but I've got 20/20 eyesight
Kick you so hard you'll have a hard time walking upright
Munching on baconators will seriously hurt your ability
Are you taking Propecia? There goes your fertility
Slap on a toupe, hide that shining bald head
Come Monday night you'll wish you were dead
Let’s face it Brock, your daddy was a mean enforcer enforcer
but ain’t coming out alive after the bell rings at Warfare.
The scene faded to black as Rocky stood up from the chair and smiled