Last Monday night on Warfare, Jamie Hayter of Oedo Tai made her presence known more than once. The first time was when Becky Lynch left her locker room in order to make her way to the ring for her match. However, when Becky was about to leave her locker room, she was ambushed by the vicious member of Oedo Tai.
To recap, Becky walked out of her locker room and was blindsided by a chairshot. A zoom out from the camera lens showed that it was none other than Jamie Hayter that hit Becky with the chair. Jamie followed it up with furthering her vicious assault using the chair. She smashed it against Becky ten times. She hit Becky with it so hard that the head of the chair broke off. The assault continued with the powerful Jamie throwing Becky through the door. Jamie followed that up with the HAYTERADE. To finish off the assault, Jamie dropped Becky with a Piledriver on the floor.
Later on in the show, Oedo Tai made its presence known as a group when they attacked Tam Nakano and another member was revealed, AZM. Jamie was quick to take to Twitter and reinforcing her message that everyone is a target for Oedo Tai. She stated that she sent Becky Lynch to a hospital and that she will do the same to Trish Stratus. She ended her short rant by stating that while Trish and Becky are in the same hospital, they could fuck and get over it.
This week, Jamie Hayter finds herself in action against someone that she has history with. Jamie faces none other than Doctor Britt Baker, DMD. The two have faced each other before in Pro Wrestling EVE. The two women threw everything that they had at each other. In the end, it was Jamie Hayter the destroyed Britt Baker.
Many seasons have past. Four years have gone by, and many are wondering how the two would match up. When the news came to Jamie that she would be facing Britt Baker, all she could think of was the first time that they faced four years ago. She thought of all of the damage that they did to each other. Most importantly, Jamie thought of how she beat Britt with a dominant victory.
Ever since the match between her and Britt Baker was made, Jamie has been looking to relive that moment from four years, the moment of her triumph over a more demented dentist than Isaac Yankem. The only difference is that Britt is a legitimate dentist.
So, will Jamie Hayter manage to relive the moment from four years ago or will Britt Baker finally get a victory over the most powerful woman in wrestling?
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“I am the shadow, I am tomorrow…
I am the hero with a buggy whip…”
“Teenage Nosferatu Pussy” by Rob Zombie hits the PA System and the crowd instantly gets to their collective feet, beginning to boo. The entrance curtain opens, and Jamie Hayter walks out onto the stage. She’s clad in a black pair of jeans, a pair of black boots, and an Oedo Tai shirt. The mere sight of Jamie causes the reaction from the negative reaction from the crowd to intensify. She makes her way down the entrance ramp with a purpose.
“Ladies and gentlemen…” Ring announcer Christy Hemme says, “Please welcome at this time… Representing Oedo Tai… JAMIE HAYTER!!!”
“Here comes Jamie Hayter, who just last week, made her presence known on more than occasion.” Mauro Ranallo says.
“Yeah. Not only did she viciously attack Becky Lynch, but she also joined in on Oedo Tai attacking the reigning Women’s Champion, Tam Nakano. I think that Oedo Tai has reawakened the killer instinct within Jamie. If that is indeed true, then nobody’s safe from her onslaught. I’ve only heard tales of her time in Japan, and it wasn’t pretty.” Nigel McGuinness says.
Jamie makes it to ringside with great haste and climbs up onto the apron. She enters the ring and is handed a microphone by Christy Hemme. Christy leaves the ring and Jamie raises her microphone as “Teenage Nosferatu Pussy” by Rob Zombie fades out while the crowd’s booing never waivers.
“Last Monday night on Warfare, I made my presence known when I destroyed Becky Lynch.” Jamie says as the scene cuts to Jamie’s vicious assault on the legendary Lass Kicker. The footage shows the assault in its entirety. After the clip ends, the scene cuts to the live feed of Jamie standing in the middle of the ring, soaking in the boos from the crowd.
“Thanks to that vicious assault from Jamie Hayter last week, Becky Lynch is not here tonight. I’m amazed she was even able to compete.” Mauro Ranallo says.
“Nobody really knows how bad the attack affected Becky. Jamie was quick to say that she broke Becky’s neck.” Nigel McGuinness says.
“You know something? For as much of a smartarse as Becky presents herself to be, she wasn’t smart enough to be ready for my attack. With her gone, you can all bask in the glory of the woman that ended Becky Lynch’s career!” Jamie says with a sneer as the crowd continues showering her with boos.
“Speaking of celebrations, I’m sure that mothercanucker Trish Stratus was celebrating that Becky Lynch is finally gone.” Jamie says before slowly shaking her head. “Trish, if you did start celebrating the demise of Becky Lynch’s career, then you should cork the champagne because you aren’t safe either. You might have escaped unscathed from Oedo Tai last week, but I guarantee you that you are in our sights. As I said last week, everyone is a target for Oedo Tai and that includes you. When the time comes, Oedo Tai will end you, too. You can count on that, you worthless old slag! You won’t know where and you won’t know when, but Oedo Tai will put you in the hospital. I made sure that the hospital you’ll be in will be the same one that I put Becky Lynch in.”
Jamie switches gears toward her opponent for tonight. “Tonight, I face someone that I haven’t faced in four years. I face none other than Britt Baker.” The crowd starts cheering. “If there’s anything I hate more than old slags like Trish Stratus and Becky Lynch, it’s dentists.” The crowd immediately starts booing again.
“Let me tell you a personal story. One time, I went to a dentist in order to get my wisdom teeth pulled. The dentist proved himself to be a sadistic sociopath, because he absolutely refused to use pain medication. He did not believe in using pain medication, so I felt every nick and every cut in my gums. I felt my teeth being pulled out by the roots and to be honest, it was one of the most painful experiences in my entire life. You would think that after my teeth were pulled and the stitches were put into my gums that I would be prescribed antibiotics.” Jamie says before she shakes her head
“Not only did he not prescribe antibiotics, but thanks to his negligence, I ended up with a terrible infection. I had to be rushed to the hospital for an emergency operation to clear out that infection. On top of that, I had to deal with lead poisoning from the stitches. When I made the declaration that I would come for him and make him pay, he visited me in the hospital and started kissing my arse.” Jamie says as she furrows her brow.
“He said to me, ‘Oh, Miss Hayter, you’re looking so much better.’ He tried kissing my arse, but it didn’t work for him, because the next time I saw him, I threw him through the window and I beat him within an inch of his life. You don’t believe me?” Jamie says as she pulls out the the court documentation. “This is for the lawsuit that he filed against me years ago for assault. I counter-sued for gross negligence. Needless to say, I won that lawsuit.”
“So, you’re all wondering to yourselves, ‘What does that story have to do with Britt Baker?’ I’ll tell you what. It has everything to do with Britt Baker and dentists in general.” Jamie says as she purses her lips. “Tonight, I won’t see Britt Baker as the wrestler and former champion. I’ll see Britt Baker as the dentist, and just like I did to that dentist many years ago, I’m going destroy Britt.”
Jamie glares into the camera. “Britt, I know you’re listening back there and I want you to keep your ears open for this. You will be in for the most brutal night of your life. Just as I had to deal with the brutality of a sadistic dentist with having feel every nick and cut in my gums, you feel it tenfold. I’ll beat you. I’ll batter you. I’ll bludgeon you and I’ll leave you headless. Every nick and cut I felt while sitting in the dentist’s chair will pale in comparison to what you’ll feel tonight.”
“Everyone had better set their DVRs because it’ll be the last time you’ll see Britt Baker. When she walks out here tonight, the DMD will be DOA. Forget picking up your head in the fifth row, Britt, because it’ll never be found and that is a promise!”
To recap, Becky walked out of her locker room and was blindsided by a chairshot. A zoom out from the camera lens showed that it was none other than Jamie Hayter that hit Becky with the chair. Jamie followed it up with furthering her vicious assault using the chair. She smashed it against Becky ten times. She hit Becky with it so hard that the head of the chair broke off. The assault continued with the powerful Jamie throwing Becky through the door. Jamie followed that up with the HAYTERADE. To finish off the assault, Jamie dropped Becky with a Piledriver on the floor.
Later on in the show, Oedo Tai made its presence known as a group when they attacked Tam Nakano and another member was revealed, AZM. Jamie was quick to take to Twitter and reinforcing her message that everyone is a target for Oedo Tai. She stated that she sent Becky Lynch to a hospital and that she will do the same to Trish Stratus. She ended her short rant by stating that while Trish and Becky are in the same hospital, they could fuck and get over it.
This week, Jamie Hayter finds herself in action against someone that she has history with. Jamie faces none other than Doctor Britt Baker, DMD. The two have faced each other before in Pro Wrestling EVE. The two women threw everything that they had at each other. In the end, it was Jamie Hayter the destroyed Britt Baker.
Many seasons have past. Four years have gone by, and many are wondering how the two would match up. When the news came to Jamie that she would be facing Britt Baker, all she could think of was the first time that they faced four years ago. She thought of all of the damage that they did to each other. Most importantly, Jamie thought of how she beat Britt with a dominant victory.
Ever since the match between her and Britt Baker was made, Jamie has been looking to relive that moment from four years, the moment of her triumph over a more demented dentist than Isaac Yankem. The only difference is that Britt is a legitimate dentist.
So, will Jamie Hayter manage to relive the moment from four years ago or will Britt Baker finally get a victory over the most powerful woman in wrestling?
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“I am the shadow, I am tomorrow…
I am the hero with a buggy whip…”
“Teenage Nosferatu Pussy” by Rob Zombie hits the PA System and the crowd instantly gets to their collective feet, beginning to boo. The entrance curtain opens, and Jamie Hayter walks out onto the stage. She’s clad in a black pair of jeans, a pair of black boots, and an Oedo Tai shirt. The mere sight of Jamie causes the reaction from the negative reaction from the crowd to intensify. She makes her way down the entrance ramp with a purpose.
“Ladies and gentlemen…” Ring announcer Christy Hemme says, “Please welcome at this time… Representing Oedo Tai… JAMIE HAYTER!!!”
“Here comes Jamie Hayter, who just last week, made her presence known on more than occasion.” Mauro Ranallo says.
“Yeah. Not only did she viciously attack Becky Lynch, but she also joined in on Oedo Tai attacking the reigning Women’s Champion, Tam Nakano. I think that Oedo Tai has reawakened the killer instinct within Jamie. If that is indeed true, then nobody’s safe from her onslaught. I’ve only heard tales of her time in Japan, and it wasn’t pretty.” Nigel McGuinness says.
Jamie makes it to ringside with great haste and climbs up onto the apron. She enters the ring and is handed a microphone by Christy Hemme. Christy leaves the ring and Jamie raises her microphone as “Teenage Nosferatu Pussy” by Rob Zombie fades out while the crowd’s booing never waivers.
“Last Monday night on Warfare, I made my presence known when I destroyed Becky Lynch.” Jamie says as the scene cuts to Jamie’s vicious assault on the legendary Lass Kicker. The footage shows the assault in its entirety. After the clip ends, the scene cuts to the live feed of Jamie standing in the middle of the ring, soaking in the boos from the crowd.
“Thanks to that vicious assault from Jamie Hayter last week, Becky Lynch is not here tonight. I’m amazed she was even able to compete.” Mauro Ranallo says.
“Nobody really knows how bad the attack affected Becky. Jamie was quick to say that she broke Becky’s neck.” Nigel McGuinness says.
“You know something? For as much of a smartarse as Becky presents herself to be, she wasn’t smart enough to be ready for my attack. With her gone, you can all bask in the glory of the woman that ended Becky Lynch’s career!” Jamie says with a sneer as the crowd continues showering her with boos.
“Speaking of celebrations, I’m sure that mothercanucker Trish Stratus was celebrating that Becky Lynch is finally gone.” Jamie says before slowly shaking her head. “Trish, if you did start celebrating the demise of Becky Lynch’s career, then you should cork the champagne because you aren’t safe either. You might have escaped unscathed from Oedo Tai last week, but I guarantee you that you are in our sights. As I said last week, everyone is a target for Oedo Tai and that includes you. When the time comes, Oedo Tai will end you, too. You can count on that, you worthless old slag! You won’t know where and you won’t know when, but Oedo Tai will put you in the hospital. I made sure that the hospital you’ll be in will be the same one that I put Becky Lynch in.”
Jamie switches gears toward her opponent for tonight. “Tonight, I face someone that I haven’t faced in four years. I face none other than Britt Baker.” The crowd starts cheering. “If there’s anything I hate more than old slags like Trish Stratus and Becky Lynch, it’s dentists.” The crowd immediately starts booing again.
“Let me tell you a personal story. One time, I went to a dentist in order to get my wisdom teeth pulled. The dentist proved himself to be a sadistic sociopath, because he absolutely refused to use pain medication. He did not believe in using pain medication, so I felt every nick and every cut in my gums. I felt my teeth being pulled out by the roots and to be honest, it was one of the most painful experiences in my entire life. You would think that after my teeth were pulled and the stitches were put into my gums that I would be prescribed antibiotics.” Jamie says before she shakes her head
“Not only did he not prescribe antibiotics, but thanks to his negligence, I ended up with a terrible infection. I had to be rushed to the hospital for an emergency operation to clear out that infection. On top of that, I had to deal with lead poisoning from the stitches. When I made the declaration that I would come for him and make him pay, he visited me in the hospital and started kissing my arse.” Jamie says as she furrows her brow.
“He said to me, ‘Oh, Miss Hayter, you’re looking so much better.’ He tried kissing my arse, but it didn’t work for him, because the next time I saw him, I threw him through the window and I beat him within an inch of his life. You don’t believe me?” Jamie says as she pulls out the the court documentation. “This is for the lawsuit that he filed against me years ago for assault. I counter-sued for gross negligence. Needless to say, I won that lawsuit.”
“So, you’re all wondering to yourselves, ‘What does that story have to do with Britt Baker?’ I’ll tell you what. It has everything to do with Britt Baker and dentists in general.” Jamie says as she purses her lips. “Tonight, I won’t see Britt Baker as the wrestler and former champion. I’ll see Britt Baker as the dentist, and just like I did to that dentist many years ago, I’m going destroy Britt.”
Jamie glares into the camera. “Britt, I know you’re listening back there and I want you to keep your ears open for this. You will be in for the most brutal night of your life. Just as I had to deal with the brutality of a sadistic dentist with having feel every nick and cut in my gums, you feel it tenfold. I’ll beat you. I’ll batter you. I’ll bludgeon you and I’ll leave you headless. Every nick and cut I felt while sitting in the dentist’s chair will pale in comparison to what you’ll feel tonight.”
“Everyone had better set their DVRs because it’ll be the last time you’ll see Britt Baker. When she walks out here tonight, the DMD will be DOA. Forget picking up your head in the fifth row, Britt, because it’ll never be found and that is a promise!”
