Crying complainer
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 6:49 pm
The scene opened in the locker room area where Johnny Gargano was seen warming up for his match when a knock on the door was heard.
Johnny Gargano:Come in.
The door opened and in walked Renee Young.
Johnny Gargano:Hey Renee, you came in here to ask some questions I assume.
Renee Young:You’re right.
Johnny smiled.
Johnny Gargano:Go ahead.
Renee Young:Well what are your thoughts on your match with MJF tonight?
Johnny chuckled.
Johnny Gargano:Maxwell Jacob Freidman,the guy who walks around claiming that he’s better than everyone and they know it. You know it’s funny the last time me and Max were in a ring together back at Fallout he was crying in pain after I chucked a chair at his back.
Johnny began mocking MJF.
Johnny Gargano(MJF voice):OH GOD OHHH PLEASE OH PLEASE MR. GARGANO I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE,PLEASE STOP HURTING ME OHHHHHH.
Johnny stopped and began laughing,even Renee tried to hold in a laugh.
Johnny Gargano:Max might be the biggest complainer on the EBWF roster,i mean he complains about not being respected,he complains about being put in certain matches,hell he even complains about the Christmas Eve of Destruction pay-per-view and everytime he complains he threatens to have his friend’s father slash lawyer sue somebody’s ass over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Good god this guy is a broken record and a shitty record at that.
Renee Young:Well there’s a chance that the Dynastic World Order could get involved in this match,does that worry you at all?
Gargano smirked and shrugged his shoulders.
Johnny Gargano:To be honest Renee no i’m not worried about the dWo showing up because they’re not exactly the biggest threat around here kinda like the old Dynasty.let’s see we have Richard Holiday who i think MJF only keeps around because his dad is a lawyer and he’s probably a good coffee boy.
Gargano made a drinking gesture.
Johnny Gargano:Then we have the Lucha Brothers who are the most talented members of the group but unfortunately they decided to take orders from a douchebag and that mistake has led them to where they are now which is nothing.
Johnny shook his head with a disappointed look on his face.
Johnny Gargano:Next we have PCO who is frankenstein’s monster come to life in real life and while he looks certainly looks scary…he hasn’t done much since he got here in fact the only thing i remember about him is when Kane burned him alive that one time,next we have Bully Ray who betrayed his own brother to join the Dynastic World Order and then took out his own brother in the King of the Ring tournament and while that’s certainly something i question Max’s intelligence because Bully Ray is clearly a snake and if you get too close to a snake you’re gonna get bit and sooner or later Bully is gonna bite MJF and Max can only blame himself for that.
Johnny smiled again.
Johnny Gargano:So to cap this off tonight I'm gonna go out there,beat up MJF,drop him on his head,and make him cry and tap out,maybe even choke him with his stupid scarf and I would say it’ll be good to beat the biggest asshole in EBWF but Max isn’t even that person anymore so if you’ll excuse me Renee.
Johnny leaned down and picked up a Red Wings jersey before putting it on.
Johnny Gargano:It’s match time.
Gargano walked out of the locker room as the scene faded to black.
Johnny Gargano:Come in.
The door opened and in walked Renee Young.
Johnny Gargano:Hey Renee, you came in here to ask some questions I assume.
Renee Young:You’re right.
Johnny smiled.
Johnny Gargano:Go ahead.
Renee Young:Well what are your thoughts on your match with MJF tonight?
Johnny chuckled.
Johnny Gargano:Maxwell Jacob Freidman,the guy who walks around claiming that he’s better than everyone and they know it. You know it’s funny the last time me and Max were in a ring together back at Fallout he was crying in pain after I chucked a chair at his back.
Johnny began mocking MJF.
Johnny Gargano(MJF voice):OH GOD OHHH PLEASE OH PLEASE MR. GARGANO I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE,PLEASE STOP HURTING ME OHHHHHH.
Johnny stopped and began laughing,even Renee tried to hold in a laugh.
Johnny Gargano:Max might be the biggest complainer on the EBWF roster,i mean he complains about not being respected,he complains about being put in certain matches,hell he even complains about the Christmas Eve of Destruction pay-per-view and everytime he complains he threatens to have his friend’s father slash lawyer sue somebody’s ass over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Good god this guy is a broken record and a shitty record at that.
Renee Young:Well there’s a chance that the Dynastic World Order could get involved in this match,does that worry you at all?
Gargano smirked and shrugged his shoulders.
Johnny Gargano:To be honest Renee no i’m not worried about the dWo showing up because they’re not exactly the biggest threat around here kinda like the old Dynasty.let’s see we have Richard Holiday who i think MJF only keeps around because his dad is a lawyer and he’s probably a good coffee boy.
Gargano made a drinking gesture.
Johnny Gargano:Then we have the Lucha Brothers who are the most talented members of the group but unfortunately they decided to take orders from a douchebag and that mistake has led them to where they are now which is nothing.
Johnny shook his head with a disappointed look on his face.
Johnny Gargano:Next we have PCO who is frankenstein’s monster come to life in real life and while he looks certainly looks scary…he hasn’t done much since he got here in fact the only thing i remember about him is when Kane burned him alive that one time,next we have Bully Ray who betrayed his own brother to join the Dynastic World Order and then took out his own brother in the King of the Ring tournament and while that’s certainly something i question Max’s intelligence because Bully Ray is clearly a snake and if you get too close to a snake you’re gonna get bit and sooner or later Bully is gonna bite MJF and Max can only blame himself for that.
Johnny smiled again.
Johnny Gargano:So to cap this off tonight I'm gonna go out there,beat up MJF,drop him on his head,and make him cry and tap out,maybe even choke him with his stupid scarf and I would say it’ll be good to beat the biggest asshole in EBWF but Max isn’t even that person anymore so if you’ll excuse me Renee.
Johnny leaned down and picked up a Red Wings jersey before putting it on.
Johnny Gargano:It’s match time.
Gargano walked out of the locker room as the scene faded to black.