The scene opened up inside a black room, with just a spotlight shading light on Ken Anderson, who wore a sleeveless black Coalition T-shirt. Standing next to him was the Coalition's mastermind, Paul Heyman, who wore a black suit with a Coalition black Cap. Ken smirked as he spoke into the camera.
Mr. Anderson: How many times have I come out and grazed your dirty ass redneck arenas with my presence? Like a harlequin I've been forced to draw smiles and giggles out of your filthy tobacco chewing mouths... Thank God and Paul Heyman those days are finally gone.
Paul Heyman: Always a pleasure.
Mr. Anderson: You don't deserve me, and thus... I won't be addressing you directly in the future.
Paul Heyman: Good! There's no use to a bunch of ignorant fools who just boo.
Mr. Anderson: Also, let me remind you that the purpose of my existence is NOT to sign your autographs, let alone to pose like a dancing monkey on pictures with you. You catch me on airports after lengthy, tiresome flights... And you ask for pictures and twitter follows, without even saying the magic word. And you have the nerve to call me an ASSHOLE!
Paul Heyman: Preposterous!
Mr. Anderson: You made me the asshole I am.
Paul Heyman: And because of that you're the bad guy.
Mr. Anderson: I gave everything I had in this business and what did I get? I was forced to work through an injury for months, unable to rest it without losing my status as Champion.
Paul Heyman: And they still wonder why you don't like them?
Mr. Anderson: Now the time has come when I get back at you. I get back at you by pummeling on your heroes. By beating the hell out of them with my bare fists. I will enjoy Survivor Series! I will enjoy chopping that orange LI buffoon across the chest. I will enjoy showing that Videogame kid it is GAME OVER for him! I will thrive on showing AJ Styles, yet one more time, that I am much better than him! I will smash Miz's face against the mat, making him choke on his teeth! And I will make Jericho regret turning his frickin back on me.
Paul Heyman: He turned his back on the whole EBWF!
Mr. Anderson: Jericho! I hadn't forgotten when you told me you would make me a World Champion. But what you didn't count on is that you were barely able to make yourself a World Champion. You took Austin Aries under your wing instead of me... Not that I need you anymore... But you do deserve some punishment.
Paul Heyman: Well said.
Mr. Anderson: Ahhh... Survivor Series! Our elimination Tag match isn't meant to end any other way.
Paul Heyman: Than by me showing why I am better at running a show than you, Christopher.
Mr. Anderson: Than by Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins defeating Trent Barreta and Zack Ryder, showing them why are they the legitimate Tag Team champions.
Paul Heyman: Than by Daniel Bryan and Bully Ray showing why they are the core of the Coalition after beating down Styles, who should've stayed out of our way. He chose to help the Miz and fight by his side. I am pretty sure Daniel and Bully don't mind putting AJ Styles in his place.
Mr. Anderson: Than by me bringing the Miz back from his delusional view of the world as a Mizcentered place.
Paul Heyman: The Coalition gave the Miz relevance when they brought him in.
Mr. Anderson: What was he doing before we found him anyway? Still sucking up his WrestleMania loss?
Paul Heyman: The Coalition gave Miz relevance when they HANDED him the Intercontinental Title.
Mr. Anderson: But don't worry... What goes around comes around. The time has come for me to iron things out with Mikey.
Paul Heyman: The Coalition will not only take the relevance and the spotlight from the Miz.
Mr. Anderson: The Coalition will not only take back the intercontinental title.
Paul Heyman: The Coalition will take his teeth from his mouth... One by one... Each tooth in a much more painful way than the last.
Mr. Anderson: The Coalition will expose him as the fraud he is... The Coalition will take away his desire to wrestle... And why not... Breathe?
Both men snickered; Paul E took a step forward.
Paul Heyman: This is just the beginning of the Coalition showing the EBWF Universe and the world what they are capable of... Our plan to make the EBWF a better place had just begun. Tonight the Coalition will come out and shade light into Team Jericho's evident flaws.
Mr. Anderson: Number one! Trent and Zack Ryder are falling apart... Their tag team chemistry is long gone and Trent's rumored personal issues will be a time ticking bomb for that team. The fact Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins are in the match just adds spice to that ticking bomb... Expect to see a BarRyder breakup after tonight.
Mr. Anderson: Boo-hoo! Trent is so sad because his teeny tiny girlfriend dumped him... Zack will end up being comforted by that Stanford fruitcake anyway.
Paul Heyman: Speaking of breakups.. AJ Styles and Miz... They're best buddies once again...
Mr. Anderson: Until a golden belt or a woman comes in between them. How long before they fight and break up again? I bet we can make them fight to death for a date with our very own Maryse.
Paul Heyman: Rumor has it Jericho wanted to come up with a team but nobody would stick their necks out for him for free... Hence why he offered title shots to the winners of his team... Do you really think my Coalition needs something as puny as a Title shot?
Ken scoffed.
Mr. Anderson: The only person in the Coalition who demanded a title shot is the same person that will cost you your match Chris, with his big ego... He would probably challenge you for a CEO title match... That demanding person isn't anymore in the Coalition... You see Chris... We don't get handed things... At the Coalition we truly and genuinely believe we are better than the rest...
Paul Heyman: Above average!
Mr. Anderson: Thus, whoever wants a title shot... Shows it in the ring. Maryse and Paige have had their title shots... So has Daniel Bryan! I believe the Miz has a "Playdate" pending with me too... So there you have it... We don't bitch, we don't moan and we don't sell out for title shots... We work hard for them at the Coalition...
Paul Heyman: As a Coalition... We work together, we watch our backs together... While your poster boys debate on who should be captain... We WON'T have a Captain. I am 100% sure my boys will work shoulder to shoulder to get the victory tonight...
Suddenly a huge knock on the door was heard, and Heyman snickered.
Paul Heyman: Cavalry's here.
The door swung open and a very large New Yorker by the name of Bully Ray walked into the room. Sporting his 5150 gear and a rusted biker chain in one hand the big bad bully was ready for a fight.
Bully Ray: When it’s time to go to war, you don’t want to have a PokéMAN expert or a Jersey Shore poser by your side. You need a MONSTER. You need a SAVAGE. YOU NEED A MOTHA TRUCKER FROM HELL’S KITCHEN WHO IS READY TO DIE FOR THE CAUSE.
Paul Heyman: DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS!?!
Bully Ray: I’M NOT A FRICKEN ROCK STAR, I’M NOT A FRICKEN REALITY STAR. I’M THE MAN THAT’S GOING TO MAKE YOU SEE STARS!
Paul Heyman: DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS!?!
Bully Ray: I’M NOT SOME STUPID REDNECK, BUT I DO HAVE THE MOST PHENOMENAL CALVES!
He took the moment to show off is impressive calve muscles.
Paul Heyman: If you don’t know who this man is by now, than you are as stupid as I thought!
Bully Ray: I’M BULLY RAY!
Mr. Anderson: Bully Ray!
Bully Ray: TEAM JERICHO DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE! THEIR CAPTIAN IS NOTHING BUT A WASHED UP HAS BEEN. AJ STYLES, THE MIZ, TWO FRAT BOYS WHO WOULD PROBALY BEG FOR THEIR LIVES ON THE STREETS WITH A MAN LIKE ME. TRENT AND ZACK TWO PUNK BITCHES THAT I’VE BEAT DOWN MORE THAN ONCE.
Mr. Anderson: Whoa, calm down big fella!
Bully Ray: I’M HERE WITH A REAL WRESTLING MASTERMIND AND A REAL FRICKIN WRESTLER. PAUL HEYMAN AND MR. ANDERSON. D. BRYAN HAS OUR BACKS WITOUT A DOUBT AND THE TWO NEW GUYS SEEM TO KNOW THEIR WAY AROUND A RING. AMBROSE AND ROLLINS HAVE LEFT A TRAIL OF BODIES BEHIND THEM TO GET TO THIS POINT SO WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. WE ALL LIKE TO INFLICT PAIN AND PUNISHMENT AND WE ALL WANT TO WIN. TITLE SHOTS? WHO GIVES A CRAP. KICKING THE CRAP OUT OF JERICHO IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. GETTING MY HANDS ON THAT LITTLE PEST TRENT BARRETA IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. I DON’T NEED A REASON TO FIGHT. I DON’T NEED ANY MOTIVATION. I’M A THOUGHROBRED. I WAS MADE FOR THIS SHIT.
Paul Heyman: That’s exactly why you are a part of the Coalition! That’s exactly why we are going to win this match. Because we were made for this! Team Jericho may have all the confidence in the world, but this Sunday at Survivor Series when we absolutely slaughter you in front of the EBWF Universe. I will be more than proud to fill in as Interim CEO while Jericho is in recovery.
Heyman began a very wicked laugh and Anderson joined in with him. Bully Ray didn’t laugh, instead he suddenly struck the filming camera with is chain, cutting the feed to static.
