ODB: “Yeah, I like you better when you don’t talk milk dud.”
Coach: “Mhhhhhhhh…”
**Nothing he said could be heard and she continued to rub his scalp over and over again.**
ODB: “Now that I have you where I want you, I can finally get me some good luck before my big match on Warfare. Not that I need it because I’m only going up against Kelly Kelly, Smelly Kelly, Jelly Belly, I don’t give a damn. She’s just another Barbie that I’m gonna break the head off of. I never really cared for toys as a kid. But now that I’m grown up I play with toys every chance I get! BAM!”
**She smacked her own ass and Coach yelped.**
ODB: “I don’t know how to play nice with dolls. I always stripped them naked and played house with my GI Joe’s. Then my momma wonders why the legs are always broken!”
Coach: “Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”
ODB: “Stop squealing you little sissy, take it like a man!”
**By this time ODB was now riding him like a pony, swinging her arm in the air like a lasso.**
ODB: “I just know Kelly likes it rough. So that’s exactly how I’m gonna give it to her. I’m gonna fuck the shit outta her! BAM! BAM!”
Coach: “Mhhhhhh… I… Mhhhhhh…”
ODB: “I’m already making an IMPACT in the EBWF. These bitches know better!”
Coach: “Mhhhhhh… Cant… Mhhhhh…”
ODB: “I was unstoppable at Survivor Series. Even though I was eliminated, I still manage to beat up some bitches.”
Coach: “…Breath…”
**She ignored his pleas and continued talking.**
ODB: “I even had a wedgie in that match. This Monday night I’ll make sure to wear my thong! Kelly I hope you wear your good undies, because I’m gonna have you pissing your pants after I drop you on your ass baby! BAM! BAM! BAM!”
**She found her trusty flask and took a big drink before she placed a huge kiss on the head of Coachman. She finally took her boobs out of his face, only to realize that he had passed out from the lack of oxygen. She shrugged her shoulders and left him alone in the chair as the scene faded to black.**
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**”Move Bitch” by Ludacris played throughout the arena live on Monday night Warfare. The fans gave a mixed reaction for the brute female who emerged from behind the curtains, smacking her breast over and over again. ODB held her flask into the air which got a small pop as she charged towards the ring. She slid in and took a big drink before jogging around the ring for a slight warm-up. After a few laps she retrieved a microphone from a crew member and began to speak.**
ODB: “Kelly Kelly, get your skinny ass out her so I can use you for a toothpick. I got a big meal planned for later tonight and I’m gonna need to use you just in case I get something in my teeth. I don’t need the guy I plan on screwing getting disgusted.”
**She paused for a second and took another big drink from her flask. She went to speak again, but burped heavily. Not showing any shame, ODB spoke again.**
ODB: “That’s something that lil skank Kelly is accustomed to. We all know she is like a Wal-Mart Supercenter. Open 24 hours a days and she always has low prices! BAM! BAM! BAM!”
**She dropped her microphone and went back to jogging around the ring as she awaited her opponent…**
