Redneck Island

[Jon]

Kelly Kelly: Brooke, I seriously can't believe ODB or any person in their right mind would want to live like this right here.

Brooke and Kelly Kelly are standing in front of a trailer park in Texas, they look at the ground covered in beer cans and beer bottles and even on the front porch of one of the trailers is a kind of hefty guy sleeping mouth wide open, beer bottle in his hand, and belly hanging out from the bottom of his wife-beater.

Kelly Kelly: This is seriously disgusting, I know you got a place here in Houston, Texas where you sometimes reside when you’re not living in St. Louis did you even know it was like this here?

Brooke Tessmacher: considering I live in the city limits when I'm here no I never seen this place. God, I hoped ODB would be cleaner in real life then she is during the time she is on the road with ODB but from all my research I did she lives in a trailer park just like this one.

Kelly for a brief moment has a loss of words and can only resort to scratching her head in an attempt to think of something to say.

Kelly Kelly: I don't know what I have to do to get respect around here in the EBWF. I go from beating the Sky-High champ in the middle of the ring on national television to facing this, this, troglodyte in the form of a woman named ODB.

No sooner then Kelly finishes getting those words out of her mouth the drunken man asleep on the porch starts to awaken. He quickly notices the two females standing there looking at him.

Man: What bring youz lovely young ladiez out here?

Kelly Kelly: First off you ugly poorly dressed hick, don't you dare try to make passes at myself or my friend Brooke here. We came here to try and get an idea of just "Who" my opponent is for Warfare but I never in my slightest idea thought I would get washed up on some filth ridden redneck island.

Man: Youz gotz jokes... Who R' U?

Kelly Kelly: Hun, first off you don't need to know who I am because your not even my type but if you must know I'm the girl that's going to welcome that transsexual troglodyte in to EBWF by beating the mess out of her straight forward in front of all the world.

Kelly pauses for a minute before looking at her friend Brooke standing beside her with her arms crossed.

Kelly Kelly: First off, on the way back to the arena make sure we stop somewhere and pick up some soap because after I finish beating that nasty, dirty, slimy bitch I am going to spray here down with some soap water just like the animal she is on national tv.

Man: R' U' saying people like me iz nasty?

Kelly Kelly: Well considering you are just like ODB then yes you are nasty individuals.

By that time the man in a drunken rage lunges at Brooke and Kelly but they quickly sidestep him as he lands face first in a puddle of mud. Both the girls look at him laying there and quickly leave.