Kelly’s look has really fallen to the waist side in the recent weeks by losing two of her matches, one to Taeler Hendrix who has now joined the ranks of the unemployed and even the smelly bitch ODB. She looks to her friend who is sitting on one of the benches in the women’s locker room her head held in her hands in shear and utter depression.
Kelly Kelly: Are you really going to sit there and sulk on our misfortunes?

Brooke Tessmacher: Aren’t you?

Kelly just smiles at Brooke and shrugs….

Kelly Kelly: Not really, life is too dang short to get upset about the things in the past which bring us to tonight, we are facing management’s pets in a tag team match and I already know everything is already in their favor.

Brooke Tessmacher: So what are you saying?

Kelly Kelly: Simple, instead of trying to beat them how about we just try and make a statement by any means necessary we need to make our name more renown and wins aren’t always the means to doing that.

Brooke Tessmacher: Hmm, I don’t have any ideas in that retrospect on how to embarrass them.

Kelly Kelly: How about we just beat the mess out of them…. I don’t know I feel like watching someone bleed and with the fact I had to eat a loss to ODB, I need to relieve some frustration and shanking someone seems like a fine idea too me.

Brooke Tessmacher: Shanking? This isn’t prison.


Kelly Kelly: No but we’re about to make them our bitches like this is prison. You already know in that retrospect we the two best females here win/lose/draw AJ and Kaitlyn don’t bring in nowhere near as much money in merch sales as we do because men and kids love to watch us perform whereas the only ones attracted to AJ and Kaitlyn is the cast of “Big Bang Theory”

Brooke Tessmacher: They are good wrestlers….

Kelly Kelly: But they aren’t us, we got this in the bag…

Kelly motions for Brooke to get up and follow her to get a beer.