• A quick workout

Posted: **Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:25 am**

(the scene opens inside some busy, sweaty gym. The camera pans round taking in the whole picture. Many men and women working out, listen to their music and in the zone. The camera continues to pan around until it gets a shot of one special man, a special man indeed)

"oush!!! Argh!!!"

(the man notices the camera and pauses his extreme workout to chat

"hello santino fans!!! We meet again!!! I decides to get some training in before my first match here at EBWF! I sees they put me in a match with two brutes!!! Do they know not know little santino could get hurt? I mean, my face is to pretty yes? But I am sure my outstanding speed will make it impossible for these fat ogres to even hit santino ! Do not fear ladies, I will still be sexy after the match! Tensi? Tense? Ah forget it, I'm a wrestling, not a linguist, what is it with all these weird and random names! Tesnaiear I've never seen a Japanese man that looks like you! I guess you were adopted yes? I expect your parents are fat, redneck bikers yes? And as for Batista, you are just a muscle bound moron, yes? You do not possess the smarts to defeat me! I am faster, cleverer and just better looking than you! I am the next EBWF world champion! I cannot be defeated! I am the best there ever will be!!!

(santino picks up his weights and carries on with his workout)