God of cod!
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:42 pm
(the scene opens up inside a nicely furnished room. A large flat screen tv is hanging from the main wall. A small man is sat in front of it, fixated on it)
Santino: DIE! DIE!
(it quickly becomes very clear the small man is indeed EBWF's newest superstar and all around ladies man, SANTINO MARELLA!!! He is currently playing some sort of popular video game and becoming rather frustrated by it)
Santino: Oh my god!!! No way! You cheat! I shoots you first!!!
(whichever game it is that mr Marella is playing, it soon becomes obvious he is not a natural. His face begins to get reder and reder and before long things get out of hand...
Santino: You bastardo!!! You didn't kill me!!!
(and with that, Santino throws his controller at the TV, causing the TV to fall on the floor and smash. He turns to face the camera, puffing and panting)
Santino: Damn this game! Damn little 12 year old niƱo's! How do they get so good! Argh! Enough of these childish games! I'm a real man! I'm a professional wrestler! Time to concentrate on my massive match! After all, forget the rest of EBWF, the fans know my match is the main event! That is what they are all coming to see! They are coming to watch the ogres Batista and Tensai get destroyed! They stand no chance against my cobra! COBRA!!!
(Santino begins to do the cobra with his arm, strutting around his house)
Santino: Batista, you are not new here at EBWF, people already know what your all about, and for you that is sad! People have already discovered what a fake you are! You hide behind your big girly muscles! You lack any real wrestling talent! I show you how much you lack in our match! I school you!!! And the same goes to you Tensai! But instead of muscles, you just hide behind your belly and your moody face! Your a very moody man Tensai! You should be happy, some fat, bald rednecks like you are drunks with their lives in the gutter! At least you have a job! At least you get paid to be a EBWF jobber! I mean without you, how would people like me get to practice our ass kicking super moves???
(Santino winks into the camera before the scene fades to black)
Santino: DIE! DIE!
(it quickly becomes very clear the small man is indeed EBWF's newest superstar and all around ladies man, SANTINO MARELLA!!! He is currently playing some sort of popular video game and becoming rather frustrated by it)
Santino: Oh my god!!! No way! You cheat! I shoots you first!!!
(whichever game it is that mr Marella is playing, it soon becomes obvious he is not a natural. His face begins to get reder and reder and before long things get out of hand...
Santino: You bastardo!!! You didn't kill me!!!
(and with that, Santino throws his controller at the TV, causing the TV to fall on the floor and smash. He turns to face the camera, puffing and panting)
Santino: Damn this game! Damn little 12 year old niƱo's! How do they get so good! Argh! Enough of these childish games! I'm a real man! I'm a professional wrestler! Time to concentrate on my massive match! After all, forget the rest of EBWF, the fans know my match is the main event! That is what they are all coming to see! They are coming to watch the ogres Batista and Tensai get destroyed! They stand no chance against my cobra! COBRA!!!
(Santino begins to do the cobra with his arm, strutting around his house)
Santino: Batista, you are not new here at EBWF, people already know what your all about, and for you that is sad! People have already discovered what a fake you are! You hide behind your big girly muscles! You lack any real wrestling talent! I show you how much you lack in our match! I school you!!! And the same goes to you Tensai! But instead of muscles, you just hide behind your belly and your moody face! Your a very moody man Tensai! You should be happy, some fat, bald rednecks like you are drunks with their lives in the gutter! At least you have a job! At least you get paid to be a EBWF jobber! I mean without you, how would people like me get to practice our ass kicking super moves???
(Santino winks into the camera before the scene fades to black)