For The IC Championship! (Peep Show 05/01/2012)
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:08 pm
[It had been a few weeks since Christian wrestled in EBWF, but the time had come to return to the ring. He was anxious, but also somewhat cofused. Despite not appearing for weeks, all of a sudden, he was in the main event of Warfare, and fighting for the Intercontinental Title, no less. This called for a celebration. A special video of sorts... This called for... The return of the Peep Show! Christian wearing a black edition of the "Get Mad" shirt and black jeans, standing in front of the "Peep Show" scenario, his beard was cleanly shaved, and almost out of the shot, to the far left of the video, the edge of a Les Miserables poster could be seen, and behind him, two large flatscreen monitors were hung from the wall, the set seems to have been revamped.]
Christian: Hello, my peeps and Creepy Little Bastards from all around the world, watching this via "Internety" conections. My name is Christian, and this dandy doo-rag... is The Peep Show! Now, I know what you're thinking... Besides "what the hell is a dandy doo-rag"... You're thinking why am I in the main event, out of the blue... To answer that question, I'll give you another question... Why not? I mean, I am an accomplished wrestler, I have won world titles all around this planet and the next! I have won the Royal Rumble, and have gone on to Wrestlemania to fight for the World Championship! This year, I'll do it again, come the PPV.
[The two monitors behind Christian now showed a letter, and a small sign that said "Fan Mail" under it.]
Christian: Now it's time to, once again, see the mail people have sent me. Also questions over twitter will be answered. The first one is from Ethan Mars.
Ethan: Christian, you should be kicking Rhyno's butt, why aren't you dominating him? He sucks and you don't! Kick his butt all over the place, or I won't be your fan anymore!
Christian: You see, Ethan, I would kick his butt... But, here's the thing, I simply don't have any time to waste with that... How did John Cena put it... uhm... that greasy looking Rhyno with his singlet too tight, and a noticeable lack of hygiene. Next one's from Dora Johnson.
Dora: If the opportunity arose, would you return to *horrible expletive*, you know, if McMahon gave you the right amount of money?
Christian: No... Coming back to EBWF wasn't a matter of money, it was a matter of home-sickness. I belong in EBWF, and I will stay in EBWF until I retire, if all goes well! Up next, is a question from Kristen Lane.
Kristen: Do you feel as though something isn't right within EBWF? As if someone didn't belong there?
Christian: I have felt that before with some people, who thankfully aren't there anymore. Those who paid attention to my career, know who I'm speaking of. It's no secret that I am not a fan of guys who stick around for too long, and of guys who feel as though they can leave and come back anytime they want, just because they're big movie stars. Last question is from Rick Stevens.
Rick: Why did you stop the Peep Show?
Christian: Lack of will, Rick... Anyways, now it's time for Hype Time with Christian. This is the part of the show where I hype up a future match, and cut a promo on my opponents...
[The monitors behind Christian now showed Ted diBiase and The Miz.]
Christian: This week, I'm up against the former Path to Glory champion, and the current Intercontinental champion. That's right, Ted DiBiase and Miz, in a match for The Miz's intercontinental championship. Now, I know this is my one millionth chance at a title since first arriving, but you gotta understand, I'm one of the most established talents here, and as such I simply gotta be in the big matches! I have a challenge ahead of me, because it's a triple threat match, so I have to watch out for two opponents pinning me, or each other! I don't have to be pinned to lose the match, just like Miz doesn't have to be pinned to lose his title... You can bet that is a big factor in this match, and that The Miz will certainly have that on his mind!
[Christian grabbed a bar stool from off-camera and sat on it.]
Christian: Sorry guys, I'm just too tired to stand up this whole time! Yes, let's talk about Miz. Now, me and him, we've got no problems, me and him get along, we don't have any issues... Except for one, he's the champion, and I'm a challenger. I think we've met in the ring before, and the last time me and him wrestled, he got the best of me... Unfortunately for you, Miz, Sequels are never as good as the original story, or so they say. Personally, I prefer sequels, they give a chance at experimenting new ways, different routes. The Miz is someone who, quite frankly, has my respect, he managed to go from someone ignored in wrestling for being a reality show contestant, and rose up to become one of the most sought out wrestlers, he fought his way up, and now it's time for Miz to get a reality check. Despite having fought so long, and having come so far, he'll have to learn that it's not all a bed of roses. But don't worry, Miz, the Killswitch's quick and painful... I mean painless, so don't struggle..
[Christian rubbed his hands together, and resumed speaking.]
Christian: Then there's Ted DiBiase. The complete opposite of The Miz, I honestly don't find this kid interesting in any way. He's a spoiled brat who got the privilege of holding on to a lower class title for a little longer than any other person, and immediately thought he could hang with the big boys and challenged CM Punk, to no avail, then he was brought back down to Earth, when at CEOD, Del Rio took the PTG title from him. Ted's not someone I see getting far in this industry, for one reason, and one simple reason alone. He's going to be stopped, on Monday, when I Killswitch him and The Miz, to become the...
[Christian gets up suddenly, and begins speaking a good bit louder.]
Christian: NEWWW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION....
[He then realizes he's yelling, and very clumsily sits back down.]
Christian: ...So yeah... There you go! Uhm... Alright guys, thanks for watching, remember to put a like on this video, a favorite, a comment and subscribe to my channel; Go back and watch all the previous editions of “The Peep Show”; Follow at Christian4Peeps on Twitter, watch Warfare, this monday to see yours truly fight for the Intercontinental Title in the Main Event… And Remember: My heart beats for my peeps!
[The scene fades to black, ending the Peep Show.]
Christian: Hello, my peeps and Creepy Little Bastards from all around the world, watching this via "Internety" conections. My name is Christian, and this dandy doo-rag... is The Peep Show! Now, I know what you're thinking... Besides "what the hell is a dandy doo-rag"... You're thinking why am I in the main event, out of the blue... To answer that question, I'll give you another question... Why not? I mean, I am an accomplished wrestler, I have won world titles all around this planet and the next! I have won the Royal Rumble, and have gone on to Wrestlemania to fight for the World Championship! This year, I'll do it again, come the PPV.
[The two monitors behind Christian now showed a letter, and a small sign that said "Fan Mail" under it.]
Christian: Now it's time to, once again, see the mail people have sent me. Also questions over twitter will be answered. The first one is from Ethan Mars.
Ethan: Christian, you should be kicking Rhyno's butt, why aren't you dominating him? He sucks and you don't! Kick his butt all over the place, or I won't be your fan anymore!
Christian: You see, Ethan, I would kick his butt... But, here's the thing, I simply don't have any time to waste with that... How did John Cena put it... uhm... that greasy looking Rhyno with his singlet too tight, and a noticeable lack of hygiene. Next one's from Dora Johnson.
Dora: If the opportunity arose, would you return to *horrible expletive*, you know, if McMahon gave you the right amount of money?
Christian: No... Coming back to EBWF wasn't a matter of money, it was a matter of home-sickness. I belong in EBWF, and I will stay in EBWF until I retire, if all goes well! Up next, is a question from Kristen Lane.
Kristen: Do you feel as though something isn't right within EBWF? As if someone didn't belong there?
Christian: I have felt that before with some people, who thankfully aren't there anymore. Those who paid attention to my career, know who I'm speaking of. It's no secret that I am not a fan of guys who stick around for too long, and of guys who feel as though they can leave and come back anytime they want, just because they're big movie stars. Last question is from Rick Stevens.
Rick: Why did you stop the Peep Show?
Christian: Lack of will, Rick... Anyways, now it's time for Hype Time with Christian. This is the part of the show where I hype up a future match, and cut a promo on my opponents...
[The monitors behind Christian now showed Ted diBiase and The Miz.]
Christian: This week, I'm up against the former Path to Glory champion, and the current Intercontinental champion. That's right, Ted DiBiase and Miz, in a match for The Miz's intercontinental championship. Now, I know this is my one millionth chance at a title since first arriving, but you gotta understand, I'm one of the most established talents here, and as such I simply gotta be in the big matches! I have a challenge ahead of me, because it's a triple threat match, so I have to watch out for two opponents pinning me, or each other! I don't have to be pinned to lose the match, just like Miz doesn't have to be pinned to lose his title... You can bet that is a big factor in this match, and that The Miz will certainly have that on his mind!
[Christian grabbed a bar stool from off-camera and sat on it.]
Christian: Sorry guys, I'm just too tired to stand up this whole time! Yes, let's talk about Miz. Now, me and him, we've got no problems, me and him get along, we don't have any issues... Except for one, he's the champion, and I'm a challenger. I think we've met in the ring before, and the last time me and him wrestled, he got the best of me... Unfortunately for you, Miz, Sequels are never as good as the original story, or so they say. Personally, I prefer sequels, they give a chance at experimenting new ways, different routes. The Miz is someone who, quite frankly, has my respect, he managed to go from someone ignored in wrestling for being a reality show contestant, and rose up to become one of the most sought out wrestlers, he fought his way up, and now it's time for Miz to get a reality check. Despite having fought so long, and having come so far, he'll have to learn that it's not all a bed of roses. But don't worry, Miz, the Killswitch's quick and painful... I mean painless, so don't struggle..
[Christian rubbed his hands together, and resumed speaking.]
Christian: Then there's Ted DiBiase. The complete opposite of The Miz, I honestly don't find this kid interesting in any way. He's a spoiled brat who got the privilege of holding on to a lower class title for a little longer than any other person, and immediately thought he could hang with the big boys and challenged CM Punk, to no avail, then he was brought back down to Earth, when at CEOD, Del Rio took the PTG title from him. Ted's not someone I see getting far in this industry, for one reason, and one simple reason alone. He's going to be stopped, on Monday, when I Killswitch him and The Miz, to become the...
[Christian gets up suddenly, and begins speaking a good bit louder.]
Christian: NEWWW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION....
[He then realizes he's yelling, and very clumsily sits back down.]
Christian: ...So yeah... There you go! Uhm... Alright guys, thanks for watching, remember to put a like on this video, a favorite, a comment and subscribe to my channel; Go back and watch all the previous editions of “The Peep Show”; Follow at Christian4Peeps on Twitter, watch Warfare, this monday to see yours truly fight for the Intercontinental Title in the Main Event… And Remember: My heart beats for my peeps!
[The scene fades to black, ending the Peep Show.]