Lads night in

[Santino]

Santino: So he goes back in time to kill his younger self?

Seth Price: No!

Santino: So he doesn't go back in time?

Seth Price: No, he does go back in time...

Santino: So that isn't his younger self?

Seth Price: No! That is his younger self! But he hasn't gone back to kill himself, because otherwise he would be dead!

Santino: Umm, so old him doesn't want to kill young him because he will die? But young him does want to kill old him...even though they are the same person and ultimately that will kill him also?

(Long pause)

Seth Price: Umm, yeah I think that's it.

Santino: Well, that's just silly! I mean Santino is just a wrestler, but even I could come up with a better film than that! Looper...what a rubbish name for a film anyway! There was no loops? Or anything that looked like a loop...

Seth Price: No, I think it was called looper because...you know what, it doesn't matter. Like you said, it was a rubbish film anyway!

Santino: I'm glad we can agree on that, I was worried for a second that you actually liked that poor excuse of a film! I was half expecting Batista to pop up at some time. I've seen some of his shocking examples of acting!

(Both Santino and Seth share a laugh or two. We can see them both sat on separate lazy boy recliner chairs in Santinos living room. There are a few empty bottles of beer scattered randomly around, accompanied with the odd bag of snacks. It looks as if the boys have had their own little night in! The person responsible for the choice of movie however is unclear, and may remain a mystery for fear of ridicule!)

Seth Price: You've done well this week Santino! You've impressed me with your heart and passion! You've put the hours in, and I just hope it pays off for you tomorrow night! You face some stiff competition, but your coming off some pretty impressive wins, and your style of fighting has really improved.

Santino: Why thank you Seth! That means a lot! I know at the beginning of the week it was a little rough, but I like to think I knuckled down and showed you what a true Italian stallion is made of!

(Seth clinks his bottle of beer with Santinos. His words now beginning to slur slightly)

Seth Price: That you did Santino, that you did! So any last thoughts on the rumble?

(Santino takes a large gasp of air and relaxes further back on his chair. Mulling over his thoughts, he replies)

Santino: I don't really see there is much else to say. The Miz's...Miz'ie...mizzez?

(Seth laughs loudly)

Seth Price: Just call him The Miz-take!

Santino: Excellent! I love it! You certainly have away with words you lovely man you!

(Seth bows his head in acknowledgement)

Santino: Anyway, as I was saying! I do not understand how confident The Miz-take can be! It truly mind boggles me!

Seth Price: Excellent word! Boggle...hey, I loved that game...

Santino: Umm, yes! But like I said, it's strange. Lately he has been bottom carder at best! And now he has the cheek to run his mouth and make out like the world must bow down at his feet for the one good thing hes ever done in this business, which was like over a year ago? Makes no sense to me! And then on the other side of the coin you have Tensai! A new comer to EBWF, has only one win under his belt, yet he to thinks he's gods gift! Well let me tell you, there isn't enough wrapping paper in the world to wrap that present up! The guys an obese fool who relies on his sheer weight to gain a slight advantage in the ring. And even that isn't enough to get the win! Hopefully tomorrow night he will realise this and save whatever face he has left, and not turn up! The rest of the line up are even more jokes than these two! Sure the likes of The Rock, Edge and Randy Orton have some history here. But that's just it, history! They haven't proved their worth here in ages! In this business, your only as good as your match right Seth...

Seth Price: zzzz

(Santino turns to Seth who is dribbling down one side of his cheek with his beer tipped onto his crotch area. He is completely passed out, making a sort of purring noise as he sleeps. Santino chuckles slightly before placing his beer on the table and leaving Seth to his drink induced coma)

Santino: See you tomorrow my friend. Maybe one day ill teach you how to drink like an Italian.