Your Intellectual Savior Has Arrived! .::Debut/Fallout::.
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:34 am
.:: The tron flashes a couple of times and then comes into focus on a man sitting in what appears to be a library. The camera gets closer to the man and eventually he notices the camera in front of him. ::.
Damien Sandow: Pardon me; I was doing some light reading. Allow me to put this book away so I can educate the ignorant masses of the EBWF Universe who paid to see me.
.:: The crowd boos as Sandow closes the book and folds his hands over it. As he does this you see the title of the book is, "Great Philosophers of The Times". He looks back into the camera. ::.
DS: I don't remember asking you for your irrelevant opinions. .::Crowd boos::. Allow me to beg your indulgence for a moment. My name is Damien Sandow and I have come to the EBWF to rid it of all the losers and ignoramuses that call themselves "superstars". In the midst of ridding this federation I will also become the most dominant and resplendent World Champion this Universe has ever seen! But that, that is not enough. I have also come here to help you ignorant people. To help you realize where you are today, and to help you realize where you could be tomorrow with my help. To help you realize that you are going down the wrong path of life. You people cheer for losers like D'Lo Brown and hooligans like Sheamus. You cheer for them even though they are not fit to cheer. I on the other hand do not cheer mediocrity.
.:: Crowd boos loudly and you hear one half of the arena cheering "D'Lo Brown" while the other half is cheering "Sheamus" ::.
DS: Thank you for getting me back to those losers. D'Lo Brown, you are nothing more than a head bobbing side show attraction that is way past his time. You have had one match here and you lost. That makes you a loser. Come Sunday at Fallout I will hit you with Terminus and not only will you not be bobbing your head, you will be lucky if your neck isn't broken in half!! And Sheamus, my fella, you have a lot to prove in this match. Alas, it is your debut in the ring too. Sheamus, these people cheer for you like you are some kind of pale super hero, when in reality you are the biggest hypocrite I can think of. You are a ruffian! You are an insolent thug! And you have brainwashed these indeterminate minds to think you are doing good?! Its hoodlums like you that have these people running down the wrong path of life. Upon defeating you Sunday these people will realize that you are the weak one. This Sunday, my teachings will begin and these people will see a new path. A path to intellectual dominance. A path to the championship. This Sunday D'Lo Brown, you think I better recognize? No, no, no, you and Sheamus WILL recognize. Recognize that the EBWF's intellectual savior has arrived!
.:: The crowd boos as Damien Sandow opens the book up and again begins to read. He pauses for a moment and again looks into the camera. ::.
DS: idiocy runs rampant here in EBWF. Take this as your personal warning that I am here to end that! You're Welcome!
.:: Sandow looks back at the book and continues to read as the camera fades to black and the crowd continues to boo. ::.