Path to glory
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:20 pm
(Santino Marella set an example at Warfare! He demolished Dolph Ziggler and became the number 1 contender for the path to glory championship. The path to glory title is truly a title worth having. It's not one of those pointless titles which are never fought over like other such titles within EWBF. Monday night was a statement of intent for Mr Marella. For weeks now he has been biting at the heels at some of the top guys around. Been trying to hang with the big boys if you will. Monday night he got his chance, and he took it with both hands! He is now officially the number 1 contender to one of the top titles EBWF has to offer. This is Marellas first step on the rung of EBWF's ladder of success. He has one man left in his way. One man who arguably will be his toughest yet...however they all have been)
Santino: Albertooooooo ... Del Rio!!! .....Alberto Dellllllll Riooooooo!!! Albertooooooo......dellllll.......rio!!!
(The scene opens with Santino standing facing his bathroom mirror. He is stood topless, with only a pair of shorts to cover his modesty. He is seen practicing the famous Alberto Del Rio ring announcer)
Santino: Alberto...huh! It's strange that if you say a word too many times, it begins to sound weird. Not like the word you recognise. Huh!
(The intimate moment between Santino and his mirror is suddenly interrupted with a loud banging noise on his front door. He goes to see who it is)
Santino: Morning boss.
Seth Price: Dude!!! We did it!!!
Santino: ALBERTOOOO...DEL.....RIOOOOO
(Seth laughs heartily as he enters the home of Mr Marella and makes himself comfy on his lazy boy)
Seth Price: That's pretty good man, how long you been practicing that??
Santino: Most of the morning!
Seth Price: You've defiantly got it nailed! What a match last week dude!!! I can't believe how far you've come! Next time we talk, you could be the EBWF path to glory champion!
(Santino swiftly disappears from the room. Seth is left confused. Moments later Santino returns with the replica belts he had made a few weeks back)
Santino: And in walks path to glory champion! Mr Marella!!!
(Seth holds up the belt up high, as if he is showing it off to the thousands upon thousands of EBWF fans. Seth imitates the fans and begins cheering for Santino)
Santino: You ain't got nothing Del rio!!! You know who you messing with??? Italy's finest right here!!!
Seth Price: You go Santino!!! Show him who's boss!!!
Santino: Damn right!!! Santino will destroy you Alberto! You and your fat, geeky ring announcer!!! Yous have nothing on Santino!!!
(Santino begins hopping on one foot then the other, mimicking The Rock)
Santino: Can you smell...what the Santino, is, cooking!!!
Seth Price: Ok dude, I think that's enough now! Time to get serious.
Santino: Why always serious? Santino likes to...chill?
Seth Price: I know Santino likes to chill. Trust me, I KNOW that! But you've got a title match in a few days, we gotta put some serious work in! Alberto is gonna be a tough cookie ma man!
(Santino looks on, confused)
Seth Price: Don't worry, it's just a silly expression.
Santino: Ok, but I have been serious. I taking this match very serious. I practice my trash talk in the mirror every morning before I go to bed. And you know I have the ALBERTOOOO, DEL RIOOOOO, thing completely down. I don't think I could be any more serious about this match!
(At that very moment Seth looks down at Santinos side table and notices a few letters which state, 'return to sender' on the front)
Seth Price: You taking this matches seriously you have time to write to Cena???
(Santino quickly jumps to the defence)
Santino: But he's my tag partner, he needs to be kept in the loop!
Seth Price: That's just it, he's NOT your tag partner. He has actually said the complete opposite!
Santino: He will be! Trust Santino!!!
(The scene fades with both Santino and Seth bickering on whether or not Cena will become Santinos tag partner)
Santino: Albertooooooo ... Del Rio!!! .....Alberto Dellllllll Riooooooo!!! Albertooooooo......dellllll.......rio!!!
(The scene opens with Santino standing facing his bathroom mirror. He is stood topless, with only a pair of shorts to cover his modesty. He is seen practicing the famous Alberto Del Rio ring announcer)
Santino: Alberto...huh! It's strange that if you say a word too many times, it begins to sound weird. Not like the word you recognise. Huh!
(The intimate moment between Santino and his mirror is suddenly interrupted with a loud banging noise on his front door. He goes to see who it is)
Santino: Morning boss.
Seth Price: Dude!!! We did it!!!
Santino: ALBERTOOOO...DEL.....RIOOOOO
(Seth laughs heartily as he enters the home of Mr Marella and makes himself comfy on his lazy boy)
Seth Price: That's pretty good man, how long you been practicing that??
Santino: Most of the morning!
Seth Price: You've defiantly got it nailed! What a match last week dude!!! I can't believe how far you've come! Next time we talk, you could be the EBWF path to glory champion!
(Santino swiftly disappears from the room. Seth is left confused. Moments later Santino returns with the replica belts he had made a few weeks back)
Santino: And in walks path to glory champion! Mr Marella!!!
(Seth holds up the belt up high, as if he is showing it off to the thousands upon thousands of EBWF fans. Seth imitates the fans and begins cheering for Santino)
Santino: You ain't got nothing Del rio!!! You know who you messing with??? Italy's finest right here!!!
Seth Price: You go Santino!!! Show him who's boss!!!
Santino: Damn right!!! Santino will destroy you Alberto! You and your fat, geeky ring announcer!!! Yous have nothing on Santino!!!
(Santino begins hopping on one foot then the other, mimicking The Rock)
Santino: Can you smell...what the Santino, is, cooking!!!
Seth Price: Ok dude, I think that's enough now! Time to get serious.
Santino: Why always serious? Santino likes to...chill?
Seth Price: I know Santino likes to chill. Trust me, I KNOW that! But you've got a title match in a few days, we gotta put some serious work in! Alberto is gonna be a tough cookie ma man!
(Santino looks on, confused)
Seth Price: Don't worry, it's just a silly expression.
Santino: Ok, but I have been serious. I taking this match very serious. I practice my trash talk in the mirror every morning before I go to bed. And you know I have the ALBERTOOOO, DEL RIOOOOO, thing completely down. I don't think I could be any more serious about this match!
(At that very moment Seth looks down at Santinos side table and notices a few letters which state, 'return to sender' on the front)
Seth Price: You taking this matches seriously you have time to write to Cena???
(Santino quickly jumps to the defence)
Santino: But he's my tag partner, he needs to be kept in the loop!
Seth Price: That's just it, he's NOT your tag partner. He has actually said the complete opposite!
Santino: He will be! Trust Santino!!!
(The scene fades with both Santino and Seth bickering on whether or not Cena will become Santinos tag partner)