Resident E...WUT?
Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 7:28 pm
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The door opened slowly and in walked Trent? Wearing a polka dot tuxedo, his hair held in a ponytail, he sported a 5 o'clock shadow beard as he closed the door behind him, the camera followed him as he walked towards a seat in front of a desk, the camera panned out to show Kurt Schneider. A Vignette on the screen read "KURT SCHNEIDER" the words "Chief Financial Officer" were striked out and instead scribbled was "Dude with the money for promos and $h!t",
Kurt Schneider: Trent! How are you?
Trent?: I'm really really pumped man. I can't believe We're doing this...
Kurt Schneider: Err...
Trent?: I can't believe you got the staff of "The Walking Dead" for this! I can't believe we're going to have real Zombies in my promo! And I'm going to be blasting them off with a shotgun! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh Boy! Since Stone Cold went all evil or whatever, I figured a post apocalyptic setting would be a good topic for my work this week... I also took the liberty of writing some guidelines and a Script.
Trent? reached down and pulled a huge pile of paper over the desk. Kurt looked surprised.
Kurt Schneider: Look, Trent?
Trent?: Yes?
Kurt Schneider: I know we promised you Zombies from the walking dead!
Trent?: OH! OH! I even talked to CM Punk and he agreed to be zombified! HOW COOL IS THAT?
Kurt Schneider: But we went across the digits and we don't think hiring all that for a simple vignette is meaningful, you know... Cost-effectiveness.
Trent?: But you said...
Kurt Schneider: I know what we said...
Trent?: Oh God. Did Steve Austin drink the money? Did he?
Kurt rolled his eyes, sighed and then nodded. He figured it was much better to lie than to get the unstable young Trenton to get how finances worked in EBWF.
Trent?: I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Him. Then I am going to gather the dragon balls and kill him again! Then I am going to what a milkshake...
Trent? Leaned in to whisper.
Trent?: (Whispering) You're supposed to say WHAT?
Kurt Schneider: Uh... What?
Trent?: Two Milkshakes!
Kurt Schneider: What?
Trent?: A WHOLE PITCHER OF STRAWBERRY NESQUIK! AND THEN I'M GOING TO WHOOP THAT BALD REDNECK'S ASS!!!! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE YOUNG TRENTON SAYS SO!
Trent? stood up and turned around to leave.
Kurt Schneider: Trent? Wait! We still have got to fill up your time slot... What do you suggest?
Trent? simply turned over his shoulder and smirked at Kurt.
Trent?: Something. Epic.
The scene faded to black.
DISCLAIMER:
EBWF IS CURRENTLY RUNNING LOW ON A BUDGET TO DISPLAY TRENT? LAYING THE SMACK DOWN ON STONE COLD'S ZOMBIES AND BEING AN ALL AROUND BAD ASS, WE DEEPLY AND SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCES. WE HOPE YOU FIND THE REPLACEMENT FOR THIS PROMO SUITABLE.
CLICK HERE
OOC Note: Hope this doesn't count as using other people's Characters?
The door opened slowly and in walked Trent? Wearing a polka dot tuxedo, his hair held in a ponytail, he sported a 5 o'clock shadow beard as he closed the door behind him, the camera followed him as he walked towards a seat in front of a desk, the camera panned out to show Kurt Schneider. A Vignette on the screen read "KURT SCHNEIDER" the words "Chief Financial Officer" were striked out and instead scribbled was "Dude with the money for promos and $h!t",
Kurt Schneider: Trent! How are you?
Trent?: I'm really really pumped man. I can't believe We're doing this...
Kurt Schneider: Err...
Trent?: I can't believe you got the staff of "The Walking Dead" for this! I can't believe we're going to have real Zombies in my promo! And I'm going to be blasting them off with a shotgun! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh Boy! Since Stone Cold went all evil or whatever, I figured a post apocalyptic setting would be a good topic for my work this week... I also took the liberty of writing some guidelines and a Script.
Trent? reached down and pulled a huge pile of paper over the desk. Kurt looked surprised.
Kurt Schneider: Look, Trent?
Trent?: Yes?
Kurt Schneider: I know we promised you Zombies from the walking dead!
Trent?: OH! OH! I even talked to CM Punk and he agreed to be zombified! HOW COOL IS THAT?
Kurt Schneider: But we went across the digits and we don't think hiring all that for a simple vignette is meaningful, you know... Cost-effectiveness.
Trent?: But you said...
Kurt Schneider: I know what we said...
Trent?: Oh God. Did Steve Austin drink the money? Did he?
Kurt rolled his eyes, sighed and then nodded. He figured it was much better to lie than to get the unstable young Trenton to get how finances worked in EBWF.
Trent?: I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Him. Then I am going to gather the dragon balls and kill him again! Then I am going to what a milkshake...
Trent? Leaned in to whisper.
Trent?: (Whispering) You're supposed to say WHAT?
Kurt Schneider: Uh... What?
Trent?: Two Milkshakes!
Kurt Schneider: What?
Trent?: A WHOLE PITCHER OF STRAWBERRY NESQUIK! AND THEN I'M GOING TO WHOOP THAT BALD REDNECK'S ASS!!!! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE YOUNG TRENTON SAYS SO!
Trent? stood up and turned around to leave.
Kurt Schneider: Trent? Wait! We still have got to fill up your time slot... What do you suggest?
Trent? simply turned over his shoulder and smirked at Kurt.
Trent?: Something. Epic.
The scene faded to black.
DISCLAIMER:
EBWF IS CURRENTLY RUNNING LOW ON A BUDGET TO DISPLAY TRENT? LAYING THE SMACK DOWN ON STONE COLD'S ZOMBIES AND BEING AN ALL AROUND BAD ASS, WE DEEPLY AND SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCES. WE HOPE YOU FIND THE REPLACEMENT FOR THIS PROMO SUITABLE.
CLICK HERE
OOC Note: Hope this doesn't count as using other people's Characters?