Life Lessons don't come easy

[Jon]

You can hear the clock tick in the background as Kelly paces back and fourth in her locker room in sheer participation for her upcoming match against the winner of the Women's Royal Rumble. She let's out an exasperated sigh knowing it's going to be a tedious challenge to take down someone who is not only so unique but with so much momentum for them going into the EBWF's biggest pay per view of the year. She turns and looks at her Wardrobe designer getting her Wardrobe together for tonights event.

Kelly Kelly: Christina, you know tonight in more ways then one is going to be a big night for me, for if somehow I can manage to pull out a win against MsChif I might be able to prove that I deserve a title shot myself.

Christina: As accurate of a statement as that is if I was you I wouldn't be baking on making too much of a statement against someone who is as freakish as MsChif is in all aspects.

Kelly Kelly: I know that's the scary part of this whole situation. How do you prepare for someone who is in every sense of the words a freak like MsChif is and not just a freak but insanely smart, I've done my research on her and lets say she's not lacking in brains.

Christina: That's true

Kelly Kelly: But irregardless of all that, every Saga has a beginning and tonight against her I plan to start my saga, my quest, my adventure to the championship and I'm not going to let her stand in my way from being able achieve that goal.

Kelly walks over to a full mirror hanging of the wall and looks at her reflection staring back at her. She knows full and well going into the match with MsChif she is going to have to change her game plan and and tactics to be able to come out of this match with the scream queen with a win.

Kelly Kelly: I know what she is capable of and with that in mind I'm going to have to change my tactics, and everything going into this match. I got to bring something completely different to batting cages then I've ever brought before. I am not going to go out there and take this opportunity for granted because it's a big ass opportunity for me that I may not get again Christina.

Christina: So how do you plan on doing that feat?

Kelly Kelly: I don't know nor do I really care, I will not be intimidated by her nor will I let her frighten me with her mind games that I know she is infamous for Christine; I respect her and what she is capable of but in the end when the match is over and that final bell has rung it will by my arm raised in victory. I may have a pretty face but behind these angelic looks is a little bit of devil that may just have to come to the surface tonight to show that the jokes, the games, the false ideals of who I am are just falsely speculated and a misconception. I'm not afraid to take things to the extreme against MsChif to come out with the victory.

Tonight, the snickering, the snide comments and all that shit behind my back stops because I'm going to beat MsChif and prove that I'm more then they think I am and that they really don't even have a clue of what I am capable of in the end. Tonight, I am invincible because I have a hell of a lot to prove against a woman the caliber that is MsChif.

Kelly in a fit of rage cocks her hand back and slams it against the metal locker trying to exert all that built up frustration she has before her upcoming match tonight.