The EBWF crew has just finished breaking down the Red Wings set in the media room of the Joe Louis arena, and have put up their own backing for a press conference. Stephanie McMahon, director of talent relations, announced the press conference to introduce a new superstar. In her black business suit with a red shirt underneath, she steps to the podium.
Stephanie McMahon: We would like to thank all of you for being here today. EBWF is very excited to get one of the up and coming superstars of professional wrestling today. And I cannot wait to bring him out here in a few minutes. As some of you are aware, I am referring to a man known as the "Funkasaurus," Mr. Brodus Clay. Now...
She gets cut off by a man wearing a beige suit and matching top hat. He is looking down as he speaks into a microphone, but has a very strong and recognizable Italian accent.
Reporter:Miss a Stephanie McMahon. Rumor has it that this, Funky Saurus is will be facing none other than a, Santino Marella, who is also making his debut on Warfare. Can you confirm this?
Stephanie McMahon: Santino, is that you?
It was, but Santino still wanted to keep his not so secret identity hidden. So he proceeded with his interview.
Santino Marella: You SON-A-MA...I mean, no no. I am asking the questions here, a Stephanie! Now answer!
Stephanie McMahon: Well, then yes. Brodus Clay will be facing Santino Marella on Warfare.
Santino finally throws his hat off and looks up. He speaks as he walks backwards out of the room.
Santino Marella: Ha Ha! I tricked you, you lose! And Brodus Clay is going to lose too. I, am Santino Marella. The greatest superstar of all the times. And I will use my advantage in a head games, to beat the Funky Saurus.
Santino gets to the door, and goes to open it. It's locked however, and he looks foolish.
Santino Marella: SON-A-MA-GON!
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Santino is sitting in the backstage area. He is sitting hear a phone in his jeans and karate cobra t-shirt.
Santino Marella: You see...I am a genius. I have figured out how to calm down the big, mean, Funky Saurus. You see, nobody listens to him. So he gets mad. Since he gets mad, he becomes a man-eating dinosaur. By making him a real boy, I shall be victorious on the fare of wars Monday Night!
He then picks up the phone, and again stares into the camera before he dials.
Santino Marella: See, for weeks he has been telling somebody to do something. And tonight, I will be that somebody. How, you may ask? I am going to call his Mama!
Santino dials a number, and anxiously awaits for an answer with a huge smile on his face.
Santino Marella: Mama Clay! Hello, I am a Santino Marella, the greatest of all the ti...
No. What?
Why would you think I'm making fun of your son. I'm just listening to him.
No, I'm trust trying to make the angry dinosaur a real boy.
No, I know he's a not Pinocchio. You think I'm a stupid or something?
YOU SON-A-MAH-GON!
You know, I was just trying to be a polite. Take you to a nice dinner. Some spaghetti and a meatball. Then give you special time with my cobra! But now, your son gets the cobra instead!
Santino slams the phone down.
Santino Marella: Ha! Now Brodus, I have changed you from a dinosaur to a homo sapien. I have conquered your mind! I am the greatest of all the times! And on the fare of wars, you will fall victim to the COBRA!
The scene fades
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Note: Sorry it wasn't the best start, my original RP got lost because my computer had a breakdown. Hope you all enjoy, I promise it will get better from here. And to whoever grading, the random "a" thrown in there are to enhance his accent. I hope that doesn't hurt my chances.
The greatest of all the times
Re: The greatest of all the times
It's okay, it definitely had me laughing all the same. Good job.
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