Viva Las Vegas. Viva Damien Sandow .::Warfare 3-11-13::.
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:40 pm
Viva Damien Sandow
.:: Scene opens with the camera outside of the CSI: The Experience room in the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino. You see a group of people walking out and at the end of that group you see Damien Sandow. He is wearing a solid pink collared shirt and a pair of crisply ironed black slacks. Sandow walks over to a soda machine and gets a bottle of water. As he turns around from getting his water he is startled to see Michael Cole standing next to him with a microphone. Cole has a smile on his face and is looking at Sandow. Sandow jumps in before Cole can ask a question. ::.
Damien Sandow: Jesus, Cole! Sneaking up on a man that has just come out of the CSI experience is not a good idea! That CSI stuff is for real! You could have been a jealous 16 year old John Cena fan wanting to hurt me for being “mean” to him! Next time approach me like someone who isn’t a monstrosity!
Michael Cole: Sorry Damien. So you just came out of one of the many attractions in the MGM Grand. Why don’t you tell us about what that was all about?
Damien Sandow: Well Cole, you are presented with a crime and then you must choose who did it. You are presented with many suspects and many scenarios. It is meant to be challenging and fun. And while I had a lot of fun in there, I was not anywhere close to being challenged.
Michael Cole: Speaking of not being challenged, Damien, you took care of business this past Monday and became the number one contender for the Breakout Championship. Now this week you find yourself in a match with another man who became a number one contender last week, Seth Rollins. What are your feelings about this matchup?
.:: Sandow takes a second and opens his bottle of water. He takes a drink of the water and puts the cap back on. ::.
Damien Sandow: Cole, you have got to be the most incompetent interviewer we have here in the EBWF. Seth Rollins, you like myself, have a championship match at Wrestlemania. You, like me, won your match last week. You, unlike me, will be losing your match this week however. Rollins, you like to act like you are mysterious and dangerous. Hell, last week you took a D’Lo Brown fan on a scary ride and left him out to dry in the middle of nowhere. All I did was beat a kid in a game of chess. On the mysterious and dangerous scale you are way about me. Oh my God Cole, I just realized something. Seth Rollins IS mysterious and dangerous! I have no chance against this guy. Well, it was nice talking to you Cole.
.:: Sandow turns around and walks off out of view of the camera. The camera is focused on Michael Cole who looks confused and does a shoulder shrug. He then turns and walks after Sandow. ::.
Michael Cole: Uh, Damien what are you saying? Are you saying that you think you are going to lose to Seth Rollins?!
Damien Sandow: Cole, thank goodness you had the brains to realize I was joking and that you should follow me. No Cole, I don’t think I am going to lose to Seth Rollins. Rollins acts like he is mysterious and dangerous. Cole, do you know what really IS mysterious and dangerous?
Michael Cole: Um, why EBWF hasn’t given me a wrestling contract?
Damien Sandow: No Cole we all know that there is no mystery behind that. You are terrible at wrestling!
.:: Michael Cole puts his head down as Sandow continues to talk. ::.
Damien Sandow: What is mysterious and dangerous is murder. However, according to CSI: The Experience that isn’t even accurate for me. I was in there and I knew who murdered who with what and where before anyone else did. I actually thought for a second I was in a living game of Clue! I figured out all of the clues and I figured out everything else before anyone else had any idea what was going on. While I was in there with a bunch of morons, I also give myself credit for being a prodigy! Just like I was supposed to believe that was going to be a challenge, I am also supposed to believe that Rollins will be a challenge tonight. Tonight in the middle of the MGM Grand Garden Arena, in front of thousands of the unwashed masses, I will solve another case. Tonight, Seth Rollins will find himself in an experience. No not the CSI Experience. He will find himself in the middle of the Damien Sandow Experience. And while the CSI Experience ends in murder, the Damien Sandow Experience ends in defeat! For Seth Rollins!
.:: Damien Sandow shoves Michael Cole out of the shot and walks closer to the camera. ::.
Damien Sandow: Seth Rollins, we are both on our roads to Wrestlemania. The difference between you and me though is I am more motivated to win! I continue to gain momentum tonight, at your expense, while you will be closed! CASE CLOSED!
.:: Sandow stares into the camera for a couple of seconds until he notices a young child standing off in the distance staring at him giving him the thumbs down. Sandow walks over to the kid and kneels down to get into his face ::.
Damien Sandow: *Whispers* You’re Welcome!
.:: Sandow smirks in the kids face and you can tell he feels like he has gotten one up on the kids that have recently been bothering him. He stands up from his kneeling position and walks away from the camera. ::.