New Identity, Same Mistakes
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:48 am
Megan: “Hey Dolph, do you like this one?” she says, indicating a red dress.
Dolph: “Yeah Megan, the important now is that you pick up the dress you wanted so then we can get outta here.”
Megan: “Be patient Dolph!”
Dolph: “Patient? We're still here for two consecutive hours and you tell me to be patient?”
Megan: “Ten minutes!”
Dolph: “I heard that phrase before... Come on, be fast. I have to go to the gym.”
Megan: “Sorry love.. By the way, talking about your EBWF debut: you won!”
Dolph: “Megan, I told you. I knew that I was going to beat D'Lo, especially after the losing streak he went through every single week. In the end, my victory was behind the corner.”
Megan: “Who do you have to face this week?” she says, getting into the changing room.
Dolph: “Someone called Bray Wyatt. Another wrestler who promises to be another driving force for this federation. He'll surely think that he'll win easily his first match, while he doesn't know that he will go down just like all the rest of the people who came here and prentended to have some in-ring skills and some personality.”
Megan: “Is this man so ridiculous?”
Dolph: “Hell yeah! Well, He had another name when he was in WWE. He was Husky Harris. In that time he was in the Nexus, he build up a good image and he was srious in everything he was doing, but look at him now... now he seems like a fat and sweaty bad copy of a carribean with mental problems. I wonder how he was allowed to have a contract with EBWF.”
Megan: “He won't last long I guess.”
Dolph: “Just like he did in WWE... he was sent back to their developmental territory because he couldn't make it alone and he needed a whole stable to get the job fully done. But in case he lasted long enough to make a name for himself here in EBWF, believe me, it won't be in a good way. I mean, he his a third generation superstar and has a name to stay on the front line for. Being the niece of a legend of this business makes doesn't help him at all. Look at him... what a ridiculous gimmick, what a ridiculous personality... and sadly, what a great name to defend! That doesn't fit him well at all... And now look at me, Dolph Ziggler. Before me, there wasn't nobody of my family involved in the business and this is something I have to thank God for, because the only name I have to stand tall for is just mine.. I don't have to care of anybody else.”
Megan: “What are you gonna do now?”
Dolph: "As far as I concern, he can do anything he wants to make his whole family proud and to impress the crowd at Warfare, but he chose the wrong time to debut and the wrong guy to mess with. He can wait for me to make my false step, but I am perfection when it comes to the wrestling, and no matter what he thinks, what he says or what he does... I'll always be better than him under every prespective. My WWE career has been disappointing at the beginning, I have to admit it, but if we look back, I've done a whole lot more than Bray has accomplished in his entire career and that makes him look even more ridiculous. EBWF is a new start for both of us, but I have to take care of my business first and honestly, Bray doesn't have to get in my way if he doesn't want to get hurt. This week I'm gonna make sure that our match will be short enough just to be taken as an advice, with me as a winner and Bray as the biggest mistake of a genetic experiment.. or in a more simple way to explain his existance: a failed abort.”
Megan: “Dolph, don't be so rude!”
Dolph: “Erm... rude? I was just trying to be realistic Megan. Althought there are wrestlers that are even worse than him, and that's a shame, he's my opponent for this week and I'm just saying the things under my point of view, so what? I don't have respect for someone that acts like an insane and drunk bad copy of a clown, just with the beard instead of paint on his face. I could say a whole lot more about him, but I want to make my action follow my words and when I'll beat him at Warfare, he'll look even uglier than what he is now. In a few words, he will see what perfection is... once and for all.”
Megan suddenly comes out of the changing room with the dress on and Dolph stills amazed by Megan's sexiness.
Megan: “Now fuck that Bray Wyatt and tell me what you think.”
Dolph: “What I think? I think I just had a boner..." he says, smirking.
Megan: "What?!?!" she replies, surprised and confused at the same time.
Dolph: "And I think I don't wanna fuck Bray, I wanna fuck you.. now.” says, taking Megan back to the changing room.
Fade out.