On my way to the Glory Path Title!

[Kevin]

The room is dark, there is but little light. Almost as if it came from a distant candle. It is set as though it is Jimmy Jacobs, and the fans start booing. However, the camera moves and we see Santino Marella sitting in a black cloak on a beach chair. The crowd starts laughing, as the fan favorite attempts to mock the so-called Messiah.

Santino Marella: Oh life, and depression. Look at me. I sit and frown upon the world because I am a loser. How you say, emo? But don't you worry Jimmy Jacobs, I am going to get these fans to like you!

A light round of boos can be heard. Santino still sits stone-faced, ready to talk about Jimmy Jacobs some more.

Santino Marella: You see Minnesota, Jimmy Jacobs likes to wear makeup. And he also compared a himself to Judas, meaning he likes to kiss dudes!

Sounds of laughter can be heard throughout the crowd.

Santino Marella: And you see James, everybody is okay with that. This is an accepting country. You don't have to be all ashamed and angry about who you are. You just a have to be you! That, and maybe lose the nipple piercings.

Crowd starts laughing again

Santino Marella: You see, I am a Santino Marella, the greatest of all the times. I am the master of the....COBRA! However, against you, my new finisher might be the Purple Nurple!

The crowd starts chanting "PUR-PLE NUR-PLE!"

Santino Marella: You see James, people don't like you because you are a loser. Nobody likes the debbie downer's of the world. That is a why nobody likes you. You just bring everything down...like the quality of our roster! I guess it's not your fault though, nobody a wishes to stink! It's just kinda sad really. You have this dark mysterious aura about you, and nobody has ever heard of you. You lack a talent and fame. But don't worry, you can still be a hero. Just instead of a Superman, you're more like the Aquaman or the Robin! You, are not the BATMAN! And you know why? Because you told us who you were. Stupid hero...gave away his secret identity.

Now, I know you are not the only other man in this match. There is someone else. Somebody who....

That being said, Daniel Bryan's music hits. The crowd starts screaming YES! The titantron shows his video, so the feed to Santino was lost. However, when someone comes on to the ramp, it is not Daniel Bryan. It is Santino Marella, with the cloack removed and wearing his blue tights and Karate Cobra shirt. Santino, instead of his trademarked power walk. Jumps to the ring, pointing his fingers in the air.

Santino Marella: SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI!

He finally gets into the ring and grabs a microphone.

Santino Marella: Ha ha...I tricked all of you! I win! Just like I will against the yes-man, Daniel Bryan. And you people need to a help me right now, because I'm going to ask some questions about Daniel. Am I going to beat both Daniel Bryan and a Jimmy Jacobs on Monday Night Fare of Wars?

Crowd: YES!

Santino Marella: Am I the greatest of all the times!

Crowd: YES!

Santino Marella: And after my win on Monday, will I become the best Glory Path Champion of all the times!

Crowd: YES!

Santino Marella: HA HA! You see Daniel Bryan, I have used your word against you. That is why I will win, you will lose, James will lose, and why I am the greatest of all the times!

"Victory is Mine" hits. The crowd cheers as Santino trombones in the ring. The scene fades.