When We Up In The Club, All Eyes On Us
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:00 am
Dolph: "Hey guys! Finally you have arrived!"
Mark: "Yeah man! We've been stuck in the traffic for over a half hour, so you can imagine the chaos."
Tony: "Especially when you're in the passenger seat and the one beside you can't drive."
Mark: "What are you talking about?"
Tony: "You can't drive."
Mark: "I can."
Tony: "You can't."
The two of them go on for a bit, but then get stopped by Dolph.
Dolph: “Guys, please stop it! Let's take a seat at that table and let's talk like normal people.”. The three of them sit down.
Mark: Did you call us for business?
Dolph: “Yes Mark. You know, we have a match for Wrestlemania and it's very important for us. It's our first big event, you know..”
Tony: “Dolph is right. Wrestlemania is the greatest stage of 'em all and that's your chance to prove that the both of you can climb the ladder of the success to reach the top easily together.”
Dolph: “Exactly what I was talking about. If we win, we're gonna be facing in a match, but that's the last thing we gotta think about. Right now, we gotta think about the Wrestlemania match itself and our opponents.”
Tony and Mark agree
Dolph: “First of all, let's talk about the one person who should be somewhere else instead of an opening match: Christian. A former World Champion with one of the most embarassing title reigns ever. I mean, he screwed Punk, with the only result that he got screwed back and lost the title.. just like that. That should says it all, especially because after that episode, he had to form a tag team to go on and not to be forgotten! That's lame. If I was the EBWF General Manager, I wouldn't have even allowed to schedule someone like him to represent the company at the Grandest stage of 'em all, because he doesn't deserve a chance so prestigious. A title doesn't make a wrestler, that's true, but think about it.. the title is all that Christian has and quite frankly, without it, he can't be called Captain Charisma.. Charisma is not for failures."
Tony: "Good one man. And what about his tag team partner?"
Dolph: "Zack Ryder? Don't make me laugh Tony. I mean, he might have been a Tag team Champion in the past here in EBWF, but then? His career in EBWF doesn't seem to have been all sparkles and fame. Am I wrong? Being a fan favourite doesn't make a wrestler the best in the ring, you should know that. Zack Ryder is no exception. He talks, but he kinda forgot we're not in a female college room and we're not some dumb talking bitches."
Dolph: “You don't have to worry. Let's start with Santino. The Cobra... I don't know what's more ridiculous about him... if that red thing with a monster on it, Santino's attitude or the whole package. When you think that EBWF needs fresh and new talent, you can't surely think about people like him, but then you remind that this federation gives tan opportunity to everyone to make their dream come true, but he's one of those people who, from fighters, turn into stupid believers waiting for the saving grace to come. People like him are destined to live in a very bad nightmare from which he won't wake up soon. Wrestlemania will be just the beginning of it all. he'll see that we're not a joke like he his. Maybe some poison of his Cobra could help...”
Mark: “I know he's not that dangerous, but you see, he's in team with Cody Rhodes.. and I think he's one hell of an athlete.”
Dolph: “I must be honest about Cody. He's cocky and a pretty little bastard, but he's accomplished a lot here in EBWF and actually is the only opponent that seems to be close to perfection, althought I'm still the true perfection. You know the story: never duplicated, often imitated. I respect everything that Cody has done here, but there's still the fact we're gonna show him some perfection. He'll may get even closer to it at Wrestlemania, who knows... I just hope he doesn't dye his hair of a perfect blonde, because I'm the only one who looks perfect with it. And also, who wants to see someone else but me on the great and perfect EBWF Zigglertron 2.0 every week?”
Tony: “Erm.. Zigglertron? Ok... by the way, there's one last team we're going to face Dolph, so as far you and Mark have good chances to win, you still need to focus on all of the opponents and don't underastimate them.”
Dolph: “Tony I didn't forget and underastimate anybody here. Win or lose, we're going to look perfect anyway, because we got power, skills, charisma and brain. All the other teams lack of some of these things or even all of them, and that's what makes us better than any other team. First of all there's Bray Wyatt, the one who defeated me last week. You know, I was great in the ring this week, no matter if I lost. He can say whateven he wants, that it took “seven minutes” or that he humiliated me. We can't think about a smart peron when you talk about a sweaty, fat and unperfect carribean. I demonstrated that I'm perfect even when I lose. You see, my perfection is everywhere, and Bray Wyatt just had the honor to even wrestle with it. For his luck, he will see that again, but we gotta make sure that this time is going to be a perfect win for our team.”
Mark: “You're missing one.” he says, looking at Dolph seriously
Dolph: “No man, I didn't forget about Val Venis. But yeah, what can I say except for the fact that even thought I have never faced him, I can tell that his age plays the 90% of the game here? I mean, You're not young too, but you worked your ass off all these years and you've had some great results, while look at him.. a so-called wrestler that actually hasn't accomplished that much in his career but did rest instead because he got enough money, but got often confused with a perverted and horny human-shaped monkey, and now he's here in EBWF pretending to make some impact at Wrestlemania? Bitch, please. There are better talents than him that deserve the spotlight, and that's me and you, Mark. At Wrestlemania, we're gonna show our perfection at its best and Tony will celebrate with us after the match is over. Are you ready guys?"
Tony and Mark: "Yeah!" they both scream. The rest of the people into the bar turns their attention to the three guys. Mark and Tony look a bit embarassed, while Dolph laughs a bit.
Dolph: "Don't worry guys, that's the price to pay for perfection. Get everybody's attention... I can assure you they already love us." he says, with a smirk on his face, just to leave the bar with both Tony and mark shortly after.
Fade out.