Coming Home
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:10 am
"Mooooom! I'm home!"
WrestleMania was taking place in New Jersey and that was awful convenient for EBWF's Women's Champion as this was her place of birth. A modest sized home in the suburbs had it's front door booted open as A.J. came skipping in. She was dressed in a black and red colored t-shirt with small diamond designs that showed off her belly and small but lean frame and a pair of black shorts that were also form fitting to her petite size. She slid right onto the carpet on the floor and struck a pose with her Women's Title held above her head.
A.J. Lee: Moooooom?
She wasn't getting any type of response so she began to tip-toe and creep about with a mischievous sort of grin on her face.
A.J. Lee: Are you hiding somewhere? Sheesh! Your only daughter shows up in town and you don't even have a celebration cake ready!
It was a nice and quaint home. Big Grandfather clock. White stair case. A display case with a few figurines of those children with enormous eyes holding baskets of flowers. A.J. continued her search for her parental figures.
A.J. Lee: Daaaaad? Where ya hiding? Your articulate, talented, super genius daughter is home for a visit!
She began to bounce back and forth on her the soles of her Chucks while tossing a few punches through the air, bobbing and weaving like a kangaroo.
A.J. Lee: And to whoop up on MsChif, of course! Your kiddo's a champ, ya know! But I'm sure you guys already know that, right? You may be wondering who MsChif is. I don't really know much about her! She screams a lot and she goes:
A.J. made her hands into two devil horn signs and let her tongue hang out.
A.J. Lee: BLAAAAAH! Just like that. But I think I got her. I'm fast and flexible and nimble and I can kick people in the face real good.
EBWF's Clown Princess pounced into the kitchen as if she were awaiting someone to jump out and surprise her. Or at least spot some sign of a cake. But there was nothing. Since A.J. had become rather unbalanced after the whole Love Rectangle deal, she bit down on her bottom lip and began to look a little weapy. Her body language made it easy to tell that she was sad but she was doing her best to not pitch a fit.
A.J. Lee: Oh. You guys...just didn't get me a cake. That's cool. I mean it really would have helped me out in my title defense in the biggest match I'll have all year but---
Pause. There WAS cake! A.J.'s mood brightened as if someone had just flicked on a switch. She zipped over to a counter where a cake sat. It was chocolate but oddly the words written on it were "LOOK WHO'S 7!" in yellow frosting. This gave A.J. quite a bout of confusion.
A.J. Lee: Look who's seven? That's weird. You guys are weird. Oh well. Time for nom's! Cake will help me defeat MsChif!
A.J. took quite a large piece and went skipping off into the living room where a big, comfy couch greeted her. As well as a flat screen television. She flopped onto the couch and turned on the television after snagging the remote control.
A.J. Lee: Noms.
The champ ate contently until her eyes squinted at the selection of dvd's undeneath of the screen. She abruptly dropped the plate and went crawling over across the carpet until she reached her destination. The brunette began to search through the dvd's and blu-rays but her expression seemed to go angrier as she tossed each over her right shoulder.
A.J. Lee: You...have all of these dvd's but none of my matches. Hm. I don't like that. I mean you "DUNSTIN CHECKS IN". Monkey's aren't even funny. And you have "KAZAAM" but nothing of your daughter?! You like Shaq's acting ability more than you like me?!
A.J. pulled herself to her feet and began to pace an angry circle in the carpet.
A.J. Lee: No parental support. That's fine. I don't you guys anyway. I'll be MsChif and I guess I'll just cheer MYSELF on the whole time! What? Have you been hearing rumors or something? I'm not crazy! Did you disown me or something?!
A.J.'s face contorted until something caught her attention and returned her chipper mood.
A.J. Lee: Oh! Hey! My old room!
A.J. went racing upstairs and booted another door open since she apparently didn't use door knobs. The room she was in was definitely for a little girl. She sighed happily with her hands folded underneath of her waist.
A.J. Lee: Just like I remembered.
There were large stickers of My Little Pony on the walls but not the version from the 80's when A.J. was a child. It was the current version.
A.J. Lee: ...Sort of.
She walked over to a Hello Kitty radio and popped upon the CD case.
A.J. Lee: Aww. Nothing in there. Good thing I happen to have some music on me.
A.J. slid in a CD from her pocket and turned the volume up.
"I LOVE BAD BITCHES THAT'S MY FUCKIN' PROBLEM! YEAH I LIKE TO FUCK, I GOTTA FUCKIN' PROBLEM!"
A.J. bounced up and down on the small bed and danced along to the loud and rather vulgar chorus of the song before spotting a big mountain of stuffed animals.
A.J. Lee: HEY!
She sprung off of the bed and turned the radio off to lean in closer to the stuffed critters. Dogs, and rabbits and cats and such.
A.J. Lee: I don't remember having these. Where's my Transformers? And my Jem dolls?! Don't tell me you guys threw them out?!
A green colored teddy bear caught her attention and she held it aloft.
A.J. Lee: You...sort of look like MsChif.
The teddy bear was swiftly decapitated as A.J. twisted it's head off and stuffing began to spill from it's empty neck cavity. Her expression looked completely grim.
A.J. Lee: I'm tired now.
The cheerful look returned as she flopped into the small bed, released a loud yawn and slipped off into dream land. She curled up into a ball like a house cat or a little homeless lady and looked very peaceful. She remained that way for a few passing moments before suddenly rising to a sitting position.
A.J. Lee: THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE!
After coming to that realization she heard some foot steps downstairs. With wide eyes she dove for the window in the room. Her lower half got stuck momentarily and wiggled around before she squeezed through. Luckily, it wasn't a very fall far and she landed in a patch of bushes. She snuck her way around the house and remained stealthy while peeking around at the family who had stepped back outside after investigating.
Wife: Did you leave the door unlocked again?!
Husband: I'm sorry! Sorry! It's a bad habit!
Daughter: There's a crazy lady over there!
The parents were too busy arguing to hear their daughter's discovery. A.J. growled and removed one of her sneakers and was prepared to chuck it at the child for calling her the "c-word" but thought better of it.
A.J. Lee: ...No...
Her face darkened.
A.J. Lee: I'm going to burn their house down.
Unknown: APRIL JEANETTE LEE!
A.J. snapped her head over in the direction of a car near the sidewalk.
A.J. Lee: MOM! DAD!
A.J. shot out like a rocket and dove into the back seat of the car. She sat perfectly upright, as if nothing had ever happened, hands folding while batting her eyes.
A.J's Mom: I TOLD you to get to the airport early! She...gets distracted early!
A.J.'s Dad: I know, I'm sorry! I didn't think a few minutes would cause she a problem!
A.J. Lee: MOM! DAD! So happy to see ya! Did you know I have a BIG match this weekend?! Lemme tell ya all about MsChif!
A.J. popped her head into the front seat while her parents gave their insane daughter obviously worried smiles. The car sped off into the distance.
WrestleMania was taking place in New Jersey and that was awful convenient for EBWF's Women's Champion as this was her place of birth. A modest sized home in the suburbs had it's front door booted open as A.J. came skipping in. She was dressed in a black and red colored t-shirt with small diamond designs that showed off her belly and small but lean frame and a pair of black shorts that were also form fitting to her petite size. She slid right onto the carpet on the floor and struck a pose with her Women's Title held above her head.
A.J. Lee: Moooooom?
She wasn't getting any type of response so she began to tip-toe and creep about with a mischievous sort of grin on her face.
A.J. Lee: Are you hiding somewhere? Sheesh! Your only daughter shows up in town and you don't even have a celebration cake ready!
It was a nice and quaint home. Big Grandfather clock. White stair case. A display case with a few figurines of those children with enormous eyes holding baskets of flowers. A.J. continued her search for her parental figures.
A.J. Lee: Daaaaad? Where ya hiding? Your articulate, talented, super genius daughter is home for a visit!
She began to bounce back and forth on her the soles of her Chucks while tossing a few punches through the air, bobbing and weaving like a kangaroo.
A.J. Lee: And to whoop up on MsChif, of course! Your kiddo's a champ, ya know! But I'm sure you guys already know that, right? You may be wondering who MsChif is. I don't really know much about her! She screams a lot and she goes:
A.J. made her hands into two devil horn signs and let her tongue hang out.
A.J. Lee: BLAAAAAH! Just like that. But I think I got her. I'm fast and flexible and nimble and I can kick people in the face real good.
EBWF's Clown Princess pounced into the kitchen as if she were awaiting someone to jump out and surprise her. Or at least spot some sign of a cake. But there was nothing. Since A.J. had become rather unbalanced after the whole Love Rectangle deal, she bit down on her bottom lip and began to look a little weapy. Her body language made it easy to tell that she was sad but she was doing her best to not pitch a fit.
A.J. Lee: Oh. You guys...just didn't get me a cake. That's cool. I mean it really would have helped me out in my title defense in the biggest match I'll have all year but---
Pause. There WAS cake! A.J.'s mood brightened as if someone had just flicked on a switch. She zipped over to a counter where a cake sat. It was chocolate but oddly the words written on it were "LOOK WHO'S 7!" in yellow frosting. This gave A.J. quite a bout of confusion.
A.J. Lee: Look who's seven? That's weird. You guys are weird. Oh well. Time for nom's! Cake will help me defeat MsChif!
A.J. took quite a large piece and went skipping off into the living room where a big, comfy couch greeted her. As well as a flat screen television. She flopped onto the couch and turned on the television after snagging the remote control.
A.J. Lee: Noms.
The champ ate contently until her eyes squinted at the selection of dvd's undeneath of the screen. She abruptly dropped the plate and went crawling over across the carpet until she reached her destination. The brunette began to search through the dvd's and blu-rays but her expression seemed to go angrier as she tossed each over her right shoulder.
A.J. Lee: You...have all of these dvd's but none of my matches. Hm. I don't like that. I mean you "DUNSTIN CHECKS IN". Monkey's aren't even funny. And you have "KAZAAM" but nothing of your daughter?! You like Shaq's acting ability more than you like me?!
A.J. pulled herself to her feet and began to pace an angry circle in the carpet.
A.J. Lee: No parental support. That's fine. I don't you guys anyway. I'll be MsChif and I guess I'll just cheer MYSELF on the whole time! What? Have you been hearing rumors or something? I'm not crazy! Did you disown me or something?!
A.J.'s face contorted until something caught her attention and returned her chipper mood.
A.J. Lee: Oh! Hey! My old room!
A.J. went racing upstairs and booted another door open since she apparently didn't use door knobs. The room she was in was definitely for a little girl. She sighed happily with her hands folded underneath of her waist.
A.J. Lee: Just like I remembered.
There were large stickers of My Little Pony on the walls but not the version from the 80's when A.J. was a child. It was the current version.
A.J. Lee: ...Sort of.
She walked over to a Hello Kitty radio and popped upon the CD case.
A.J. Lee: Aww. Nothing in there. Good thing I happen to have some music on me.
A.J. slid in a CD from her pocket and turned the volume up.
"I LOVE BAD BITCHES THAT'S MY FUCKIN' PROBLEM! YEAH I LIKE TO FUCK, I GOTTA FUCKIN' PROBLEM!"
A.J. bounced up and down on the small bed and danced along to the loud and rather vulgar chorus of the song before spotting a big mountain of stuffed animals.
A.J. Lee: HEY!
She sprung off of the bed and turned the radio off to lean in closer to the stuffed critters. Dogs, and rabbits and cats and such.
A.J. Lee: I don't remember having these. Where's my Transformers? And my Jem dolls?! Don't tell me you guys threw them out?!
A green colored teddy bear caught her attention and she held it aloft.
A.J. Lee: You...sort of look like MsChif.
The teddy bear was swiftly decapitated as A.J. twisted it's head off and stuffing began to spill from it's empty neck cavity. Her expression looked completely grim.
A.J. Lee: I'm tired now.
The cheerful look returned as she flopped into the small bed, released a loud yawn and slipped off into dream land. She curled up into a ball like a house cat or a little homeless lady and looked very peaceful. She remained that way for a few passing moments before suddenly rising to a sitting position.
A.J. Lee: THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE!
After coming to that realization she heard some foot steps downstairs. With wide eyes she dove for the window in the room. Her lower half got stuck momentarily and wiggled around before she squeezed through. Luckily, it wasn't a very fall far and she landed in a patch of bushes. She snuck her way around the house and remained stealthy while peeking around at the family who had stepped back outside after investigating.
Wife: Did you leave the door unlocked again?!
Husband: I'm sorry! Sorry! It's a bad habit!
Daughter: There's a crazy lady over there!
The parents were too busy arguing to hear their daughter's discovery. A.J. growled and removed one of her sneakers and was prepared to chuck it at the child for calling her the "c-word" but thought better of it.
A.J. Lee: ...No...
Her face darkened.
A.J. Lee: I'm going to burn their house down.
Unknown: APRIL JEANETTE LEE!
A.J. snapped her head over in the direction of a car near the sidewalk.
A.J. Lee: MOM! DAD!
A.J. shot out like a rocket and dove into the back seat of the car. She sat perfectly upright, as if nothing had ever happened, hands folding while batting her eyes.
A.J's Mom: I TOLD you to get to the airport early! She...gets distracted early!
A.J.'s Dad: I know, I'm sorry! I didn't think a few minutes would cause she a problem!
A.J. Lee: MOM! DAD! So happy to see ya! Did you know I have a BIG match this weekend?! Lemme tell ya all about MsChif!
A.J. popped her head into the front seat while her parents gave their insane daughter obviously worried smiles. The car sped off into the distance.