Tamale

[Cat]

Maryse was shut out at the Slammy awards and this did not sit very well with her. She had retreated to a fancy outdoor bar following the event and was getting good and wasted at her table all by her lonesome. The stars and moonlight hung above her as she downed another drink.

Maryse: Hurry up and bring me another drink, you BISH!

Even when she was drunk and slurring her words she still took the time to make sure that he platinum hair looked fabulous if not a little messy.

Maryse: ..bullshit, man. Stupid bishes. Hope their houses burn down.

The French-Canadian leaned back in her chair and squinted. She remained frozen that way for sometime until a familiar face walked by. It was Paige. Still dressed in her fancy dress from the Slammy's where she served as a presenter. Maryse looked up at her from her seated position.

Maryse: Bish.

Paige: Nice to see you too.

Maryse: ..bish face.

Paige: Is someone upset that she didn't win any Slammies?

Maryse: BULLSHIT MAN! Who in the hell would vote for that Ikeda douche? Her tits aren't big enough and her face? Her face STUPID.

Maryse began to speak in a very prissy tone.

Maryse: "Oooh look at me. Randy Orton's my husband. You had better vote for me or he'll RKO you.

Paige took a seat at the same table as Maryse.

Maryse: But 'chu know what? I least I got nominated! HA HA!

This quickly drew the dire of the raven haired female who glared deeply at the blond.

Paige: Listen you stupid drunk. No one cares that you didn't win a Slammy.

Maryse: I do! I was going to tape 'lil dicks on 'em!

Paige took a moment to let that sink before she slowly began to shake her head.

Paige: God you're sick.

Maryse: And you're a BISSSHH. HAH.

Paige: Listen..

She began to speak with her teeth grinding.

Paige: We can turn this around. I didn't get nominated and you didn't win. But we're both in the same match at WrestleMania. A battle royal. Do you remember the last time we were in a battle royal together?

Maryse: I eliminated your ass.

Paige: Yes, you dumb slut! You eliminated me! And we would have worked together, one of us one of won instead of MsChif! We have a chance to do this match the right way We work TOGETHER, we eliminate everyone else, and once us has a shot at the Women's Title. Do you understand?

Maryse kept quiet for a moment before she suddenly hugged Paige and began nuzzling against her cheek.

Maryse: Awwwhh! My little sister! You come up with the best ideas!

Paige: Oh my god, get off! I don't want your whore rubbing off on me!

Paige took Maryse by the chin and glared deeply into her eyes.

Paige: If you screw me over again I swear to you I will make you regret it.

Maryse: Dooooon't worry..

Maryse gave Paige a few pats on the head.

Maryse: We'll work together like it ain't no thing and toss out everyone else. No problem.

Paige: I also need to remind you. Our wager we had? I beat Brooke in a quicker time than you beat MsChif. Not that there was any doubt.

Paige confidently flicked a hand through her dark tresses.

Maryse: Again, I need to remind you, that MsChif is just a LITTLE tougher than god damn BROOKE so it took me a little longer to get the job done.

Paige: Oh? How about another wager then?

Maryse: Spit it out.

Paige: I bet I'll eliminate more people in that match than you will.

Maryse: Pfttt! Yeah right! You're on! Easiest bet I ever made! ..Wait..how are you even here right now?

Paige: Men are easy. Flirt a little and they let you in.

Maryse: Did you suck a dick?! I'm so proud of you!

Paige: No, Maryse, I did not "suck a dick". You're the queen in that category and I dare not go for your world record.

Maryse: Damn straight.

Paige: ..Not a compliment.

Maryse: HEY! WAITER ASSHOLE! BRING US MORE DRINKS! We're here to celebrate! And if you're interested my friend here is into bondage!

The British wrestler's face contorted into a scowl and she took Maryse's head and bashed it against the table. Maryse was already super drunk so she was out like a light. Her head titled backwards and her tongue flopped out. Paige quietly sipped her drink now that she had a moments peace and quiet.

Paige: And, yes, I am into bondage if anyone is asking..