To Dissipate Is No More!
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 7:54 pm
Tuesday | April 16 | 8 P.M.
.:: The crowd is sitting in anticipation at the live EBWF house show. They have just been treated to a great match between two young up and coming stars on the EBWF roster. All of a sudden "Hallelujah Chorus" starts to play loudly on the speakers. Half of the crowd begins to boo and then a few more boo as Damien Sandow appears on the stage. He is holding a microphone and poses his normal pose with his arms stretched out. He is wearing his blue EBWF t-shirt and a pair of black wrestling shorts. He ends his pose and begins to walk down the ramp towards the ring. He enters the ring between the top and middle ropes and walks to the center of the ring where he stands and holds the microphone up to his mouth. ::.
Damien Sandow: Silence! .:: Sandow's music stops as the crowd boo's loudly ::. I said silence you futile buffoons! Two weeks ago at Wrestlemania I lost. It was an amazing battle, and I had many chances, but I just couldn't take advantage of mistakes. I was so close I could smell the aroma of gold. I was so close, I could taste the medal! Now, let's fast forward to last week where, I lost again. Another opportunity for gold, another moment of failure after being so close. It's almost getting to the point where you could call me a loser and I wouldn't be able to argue with you! .:: The crowd beings to chant "looser, looser, looser" ::. I said ALMOST getting to that point! You know what? I don't think you all are getting this. I think this ring is missing something. But what possibly could it be missing? It already has the most intelligent force in EBWF history. We have intelligence; maybe we need a little…
.:: The lights in the arena go out for a couple of seconds and then come back on. When they do Christian is in the ring standing next to Sandow. The crowd boo’s loudly as Christian begins to pose. After Christian does a couple of poses Sandow beings to talk. ::.
Damien Sandow: Christian no! We are not striking poses. That was a long time ago. .:: Christian stops striking poses and nods his head. ::. Charisma! This ring was missing the Charisma! Now this ring is occupied by the most dominant force in the EBWF, Charisma and Intelligence! Now I know last week we lost our tag team match. But we are not yet done with Ambrose and Rollins. More to come on that at a later date. Just know boys, we are coming for you, and for your gold!
.:: The crowd boo’s loudly as Sandow does a couple of poses of his own. ::.
Damien Sandow: You know what Christian that feels good. Next time we will give these people the best pose off they have ever seen! But for now, I must focus on someone else. That person is, Dolph Ziggler! Ziggler, ever since you have been here in EBWF you have done everything but, “Steal the Show” In fact I would say you have been stolen by the show. Dolph, you are not ready for this show. This is my show! When it comes to my show there is only one result and that result is ME stealing the show! This Monday I am going to turn this little losing streak around. You see, I knew I had all the intelligence in the World. I was just missing something. One of those something’s was charisma. See, in Charisma & Intelligence there is no leader. We learn from each other. We better each other. We improve each others chances of becoming bigger deals in this business!
.:: Christian grabs the microphone from Sandow. ::.
Christian: That’s right! There is no leader of C&I. Except maybe, victories! We are led by victories. This Monday, Damien will be picking up a victory for team Charisma & Intelligence!
.:: Christian hands the microphone back over to Sandow and then does a couple of poses as the crowd boo’s loudly. ::.
Damien Sandow: Dolph Ziggler did you hear that? Monday I am going to beat you in the middle of this ring. I am going to pick up a victory for this team. Dolph you are one of the biggest talentless disadvantaged ignoramuses in the EBWF. You think long blonde bleached hair, and pelvic thrusts will get you victories here? Not by any means, buffoon! You earn victories here by being better and smarter than the other person you are in the ring with. When Monday finally rolls around Dolph, I will be the smarter, better, and not to mention better looking, person in that ring! My losing streak stops now. However, I am afraid yours endures!
.:: Sandow lowers the microphone as “Hallelujah Chorus” starts to play again. He and Christian leave the ring to the crowd booing. As they reach the top of the ramp they both turn around and Sandow again puts the microphone to his mouth as his music stops playing. ::.
Damien Sandow: Oh yeah, Dolph? You’re welcome!
.:: Sandow drops the microphone and he and Christian walk towards the back. As Sandow disappears behind the curtain Christian turns around, runs up, and kicks the microphone towards the ring. He smiles as the crowd boo’s his actions. He relishes the moment for a second and then turns around and walks behind the curtain. ::.
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