"Berrah Barrage"
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:18 pm
Christian:
That's right, baby! Captain Charisma is making his first solo promo back here!
Not the reaction that was expected as the crowd kept on booing him.
Christian:
Oh, boo yourselves! Aren't you just psyched!? (crowd continues booing) I just love the feels from you guys, and I really, want you to know... from the bottom of my heart, that the feeling is mutual. Now, my friends, there are some good news. Despite me having to deal with noisy asses like you guys.
This reaction was foreseen, as the crowd begins a chant of "Christian Sucks"
Christian:
We're rowdy today, aren't we!? Well, it doesn't matter, because I have a message to deliver, and you, morons won't stop me. Mine and Sandow's team, Charisma & Intelligence has big things set for its future, something you'll understand in the future. As for Wade Barrett... I should probably say a few things about him as well, but there's so much suckiness to start with.
The crowd is unrelentless, as they now chant "We Want Barrett!" amidst boos
Christian:
First of all, what has he done lately? He's done one hand full of nothing and another one filled of not a thing in the world. Seriously, my not even inseminated son has done more lately than him! I mean, I know I'm not that active these days, but just last month I was World Champion, last month he wasn't to be seen anywhere in this damn company. I'm starting to think this guy only appears when he's needed.
The crowd boos the hypocrite statement of Christian.
Christian:
Also, what's his appeal? He's british and all, and the accent's interesting, but that's it. The really nasal voice which stops him from saying his words to their full extent also annoys me to points I never thought possible...
Christian begins impersonating Barrett with an overly nasal voice.
Christian:
"Mah nay is Way Berrah, you can nevah sto tha Berrah Barrahge."
Captain Charisma shifts back to his normal voice, after a few laughs in the crowd.
Christian:
Really though, he's so hard to hear. It's auditive torture to listen to his eternally obstructed nose and his speech impediment. Get a speech therapist man. Finally, the saddest thing about Wade is that he actually thinks he and his little finisher matters. Newsflash: Neither of that matters. Your funny little elbow is nothing but a stunt, it won't win you a match. But who am I kidding, you know that... Deep down, you know that you're not entertaining, nor are you a threat on anyone's radar. So, good try, "Barrah" but if you think you can still beat me, show up for Warfare, Captain Charisma will be there to prove you wrong.
Christian drops the microphone and kicks it out of the ring, to a chorus of boos. His theme hits and he walks out, once more.