The Happenings In Cell 22A
Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 10:52 pm
Drew McIntyre - Welcome to my five star World! I’d like to thank the high ups in EBWF for lending me this camera. Now I can get my voice out of this cell without having to see and talk to Michael Cole every week. That is a very good thing. That is probably the second best news I have been given this week. What’s that? What’s the best news I have received you ask? The best news I have received was a phone call I got a couple of days ago telling me that I have a match tomorrow night with Leo Kruger. My second match back and I have a chance of putting myself into the Breakout Championship discussion. I know I have been away from wrestling for a while but isn’t that how that works? I beat a wrestler holding a championship in a non title match, and I earn myself a shot at his championship. This is good news indeed.
| McIntyre rubs his hands together and gets a smile on his face. He picks up his pencil and continues to write something down on a piece of paper. As he is writing he continues to smile and laugh to himself quietly. After writing for a couple of moments he stops and looks over at the camera out of the corner of his eyes. |
DM - You will find out what I am writing down I promise. Now, Leo and I have some things in common here in EBWF. We both have not been here long, and we both have impressed in our short amount of time. He impressed more, sure, but I.. I.. Ah I can’t do this!
| McIntyre shoves himself away from the desk again, this time more angry. He gets up and starts pacing again in his cell. As he is pacing this time he begins to scream and make loud obnoxious noises. After a few more loud noises an officer shows up and tells McIntyre to quiet down. McIntyre approaches the camera and picks it up. He holds the camera up towards his face, and acting like he didn’t even hear the officer, continues to be loud.|
DM – Kruger you need to one thing. You need to enjoy your time as an EBWF superstar. You see Kruger, since my loss last week I have been doing nothing except sitting in this shit hole thinking of ways to dominate and punish my next opponent. And, really Kruger, it’s nothing personal! You are just the next person they decided to put me in the ring with. And do you know what that means? Do ya Kruger? It means that this list I have been compiling all week | McIntyre moves camera to show the piece of paper with writing on it. | will be demonstrated on you! You will be the first in EBWF to experience the effects of the Stainless Steel Ride! Kruger, you have no idea what it is like to be in this place! This place makes you a hardened soul!
| At that declaration the officer came back and yelled at McIntyre to keep it down. He said that with McIntyre yelling he was starting to disrupt other inmates and was going to piss him off. McIntyre looks at the officer and yells at him, “If you want me to keep it down you are going to have to come in here and make me!” The officer turns quickly and walks off in a hasty manner. |
DM – Sometimes I even scare myself, Kruger! I look back at the things I have done in this place to other men. Other men who claimed to be hunters and men who claimed to tame beasts with bare hands. These men stand up to me and get in my face. They claim to be able to beat me. They claim to be tough. Let’s just say after I am done with them, their roars become purrs, and they go back to their holes licking their wounds. You never forget your first time! No, I’m not talking about that you pervert! | McIntyre chuckles to himself. | Kruger, I will never forget the first time I destroyed and hospitalized someone! Come tomorrow night, you will be just another statistic. Not number 1, not 2, 3, or 4. Hell I can’t even remember how many men I have put in their places!
| As soon as McIntyre gets quiet, you hear a noise. He turns the camera and you see an officer dragging a can of pepper spray against the bars of McIntyre’s cell. |
Officer – That’s it McIntyre! We have had enough of your yelling! Now come cuff up!
DM – Fuck you boss! You have to come and get me!
| Out of nowhere you see four other officers step in front of the cell. They all have black chest protectors, black shin guards, and black helmets on. |
DM – Haha, well they are coming in to get me! Kruger, you talk a big game about taming wild beasts. You like to act like you are an animal. I am an animal! Tomorrow night you will realize what kind of fight you have on your hands! Before I go, I promised I would show you what my paper has written down on it!
| As McIntyre goes to show the paper you hear the cell door open. Officers jump on McIntyre forcing him to drop the camera. As the camera hits the ground the screen goes to black and white static. Though the visual is gone, the audio is still working. You hear an officer yell to another officer to turn McIntyre’s camera off and get it out of the cell. Right before the camera shuts off you hear McIntyre yell, “Is that all you pigs got?!” |
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